SamuelBRoberts said:You're gonna wake up in the hospital tomorrow man.
Brodiaga said:BrewDog said:
I'm so drunk that I like this song
SamuelBRoberts said:The fuck is that thing even.
Why do all pop stars look like bosses from a bad fucking cyberpunk videogame these days.
I don't get it.
I mean it's like, I dunno if Satan's real. But if he WAS real, isn't that the sort of shit he'd try to pull? Like just as kind of a "Fuck you, haha I can do what I want" kinda thing?
I was reading that post in the Musician's Lounge the other day about how modern music is essentially dead, and I was in the gym, and the worst fucking song I'd ever heard was playing. It literally had a goddamned saw effect in it as the main instrument. It was that weird synth saw they sometimes use in dubstep, but the saw-i-ness (It's a word if I say it is, goddamn it) was cranked all the way up so it literally just sounded like a chainsaw. It was a chainsaw, and a guy screaming over the chainsaw about how "some bitch stole my sweater" over and over again, for a solid 3 minutes. That was the song. This was what somebody decided needed to go on the radio. Chainsaw screaming sweaters.
I think this culture's just about toast.
I hate hospitals, so I usually use the internet to diagnose myself. I've found it to be 100% effective so far.SamuelBRoberts said:Last time I was in the hospital I had a fucking chest cold that was moderately annoying me, and I called my medical and happened to say the magic idiot words "It hurts to breathe" which triggered their "OMG YOU'RE HAVING A HEART ATTACK GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM RIGHT NOW".
Dumbass me figured that the medical people knew what they were doing even if I didn't think they were right.
So I waited at the hospital for 5 hours, blew a whole evening, and ended up with a 300$ bill to be told "You have a chest cold. Take some medicine"