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Comte De St. Germain

Crow
Gold Member
iop890 said:
Comte De St. Germain said:
#TeamPacifico personally.

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Mikestar

Kingfisher
Got tinder gold and got the most matches in Quito, Ecuador. Talking to multiple chicks. This has got me planning a new adventure. Who knows, maybe this will be my summer destination.
 

Thomas More

Hummingbird
Anabasis to Desta said:
Here's my Resume ... a 6 pack of Heineken, 3 shots of Patron and a glass of wine. I fucked up with the wine. It was not supposed to be in there. FUUUUUUCK!

Ok boys!


First things first, I'm the realest (realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the Red pill business
I can hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics ( right, right)
You should want some real truth like this (ha)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)
Cup of Gio, cup of Roosh, cup of Cris ...
High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)
Takin' all the truth straight, never chase that (never)
No PC like we bringin' '68 back (what)
Bring the Suits in, where the bass at?
Champagne spillin', where the Pocket Square at?

We're so Red Pill
You already know
We're on this forum
From L.A. to Tokyo

We're so Red Pill
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember da name ...
We're about to blooooooow

I've composed at least 4 outrageous posts, and deleted them because I realized I was drunk. Had to seach for the Drunk thread to post here, and found this inspired gem by A2D.

Topic for Discussion: Leonard says (if you look at it from a drunk point of view) that Deranged Alcoholic Homeless Man game makes more sense than some other alternatives. I think he's right.

Discuss!
 

Easy_C

Peacock
Weird though but I KNOW all of you have thought it. I'm just saying it.

Surely I can't be the only one here who appreciates that glorious feeling of a giant crap sliding out of your asshole and the sweet feeling of relief, which TV news anchors shall never know, of being no longer full of shit.
 

Thomas More

Hummingbird
I'm in a small bar on the Gulf Coast, and an electric blues band is playing.

They are virtuosos, playing a cool and interesting mix of songs, with long periods of flagrantly creative and unusual guitar solos, bass lines I've never heard, tricky time signatures and key changes, a quick rendition of the theme song from The Andy Griffith Show, and so forth.

I remember going to a concert and ignoring the opening act, because I thought they always sucked. I finally decided to check them out after hearing them play Hendrix. The guy was playing the guitar behind his back, and then playing with his teeth. He was amazing, to my surprise.

I'd never heard of him, but he became very famous a few months later with an album called Double Trouble.

I doubt that kind of thing will happen with this group, but they're good like that.

I'm a Lucky boy!
 
Ive read about two women recently, one an athlete, the other a teacher. One broke her back and is now only able to use her arms, the other had a pulmonary embolism and is now a quadriplegic. Both young, in their 20s. I think when I hear stories like that what hell it must be to not even be able to dress yourself or wipe your own arse. Forget money, power and all the other stuff, Im just glad I have the power to move and take care of myself. Health really is wealth.

We live in an unfair world, its so sad sometimes, I appreciate all that I have tonight, there are worse things than dying out there but when my number is up I will hopefully have a quick and relatively painless death.

What I want most out of life is to be happy, here I see a lot of unhappy people but if your on the feeling sorry for yourself side, spare a thought for those poor girls.

Anyway Im drunk, this is my post to the drunk lounge, a depressing yet sobering addition.
 

Bluto

Kingfisher
Coming back from the beer bar near where I live and realized that a beer bar is not the place to pick up women. Who knew? Perhaps I should hang around the wine bar next door

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YoungBlade

Hummingbird
Bluto said:
Coming back from the beer bar near where I live and realized that a beer bar is not the place to pick up women. Who knew? Perhaps I should hang around the wine bar next door

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Depends. Hispter craft beer bar will get you art major freshman girls.
 
Been thinking a little lately about the forum member The Private Man, how he faced certain death with a smile on his face. Im not trying to score points here but lve got to say his story really touched me, l hope his family are doing ok since he passed away. When my time comes l hope l can have the same swagger that he showed when his time was up, a true inspiration. I know he has friends here and lm genuinely curious, did it work out ok for his loved ones? Yeah lm drunk again but whatever, drunk Steve can be deep when he wants to be
 

iop890

Peacock
Orthodox Catechumen
Gold Member
The problem with this tread is that there's no real discussion here, so it's not a substitute for the rest of the forum and it doesn't properly contain the drunk-posts.

We need an exact copy of the forum for drunk members. A drunk game forum, a drunk travel forum(I want to post a drunken rant about all the whore-mongering 'bar-girl scene experts' shitting up the Bangkok thread and being defeatist about banging non-trash there. Most forum members are banging fives? Yeah right, fuck off.), a drunk everything else forum, and especially a drunk politics sub-forum.
 
iop890 said:
The problem with this tread is that there's no real discussion here, so it's not a substitute for the rest of the forum and it doesn't properly contain the drunk-posts.

We need an exact copy of the forum for drunk members. A drunk game forum, a drunk travel forum(I want to post a drunken rant about all the whore-mongering 'bar-girl scene experts' shitting up the Bangkok thread and being defeatist about banging non-trash there. Most forum members are banging fives? Yeah right, fuck off.), a drunk everything else forum, and especially a drunk politics sub-forum.

YOU ARE OFF YOUR ROCKER.

AND GET OFF MY LAWN.

 

NoMoreTO

Hummingbird
Finally posting in the drunk lounge, had some half price whisky cocktails deep. Feels good Krunk Wanted old fashioned but they were half off so drunk guys gotta be practical

PRoblem with drunk guy thread is that nobody wants to type or edit while drunk, so im working on not correcting my shit , I don't know man do we talk about drunk stuff here or do we just come here when wer'e drunk. I vote come on here when drunk This shit needs to get bumped every Saturday night. I swiped on a few chicks when I got home but fuck that,

Fuck man was out having a few in Medellin, lots of tail nbut was just out for dins with a couple boys. The babes had tight ass pants, it was raining so the waitresses were wearing sweaters and not showing their tits. Im moderately drunk , slightly durnk maybe compared to my high octane wasted times, im gonna wok out in the mornig. Some bitch from Cali asked me to translate shit from spaniish to English for her tattoo, I hope I did a good job because Im really not fluent but fuck, I hate tatoos anyway, unless Im drunk then I don't fuckign care. Anyway fuck, gotta water and gonna go crash.

Slightly Drunk guy out
 

NoMoreTO

Hummingbird
Its the beauty of the stream of consciousness that makes a drunk guy great, interesting to himself but obnoxious to others. Rambling and throwing shit out there llike its 1999 when I Was in Quebec city on a breakaway tour. Chicks on the dancefloor used to jack us off right there on the dance floor, it was fucking nutts and we were in our drunk prime
 
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