E-Thots Now Charging To Play Xbox Live With Them

PharaohRa

Kingfisher
Holy Shit, I think we are close to peak thottery here folks. Heck, this woman might even be a man in disguise for Christ sakes!

Btw, this is why we need White Sharia!
 
The Stronger Sex said:
You gotta move on with the times. It seems most millennials would prefer to play video games rather than fucking, so it's the natural next iteration for prostitution.

To be fair an hour of video gaming is usually more fun than 5 minutes of sex.
(C'mon guys, no point in boasting you would last longer)
 

whatday

Ostrich
Gold Member
RIslander said:
Assuming you like the game; dropping $15 to play with this broad, assuming shes flirtatious and fun on the microphone, isn't a terrible way to nerd out for an hour after a long day.

:laugh:

RIslander said:
Pretty solid business plan actually... I have to give her credit.

It's an hourly wage/job, not really a "business," but it's an easy enough way to make a buck, I'll give her that.
 

Penta Sahi

Kingfisher
I'll never shame anyone, man or woman, who finds a (lawful) hustle and finds success with it. We're all just trying to make it.

That said I hope any thot that earns money from this also reports the income, or has someone report it for them.
 

Optimus Princeps

Woodpecker
This can be a legit business the more I think about it the more I want to do it. Hardest part will be finding willing girls who already play xbox. Then you set up a landing page, upwork and fiverr with pictures you pay someone $50 to use. And just pay a bunch of whale gamers $7.50/hr to play with clients, you keep the other $7.50. You'd be in charge of scheduling and growing your customer base, running fb ads to get more clients to opt in. And as another poster said once you get your clients attached you can jack the rates up. Each employee is assigned to specific clients so the client believes its the same girl as the gamertag stays the same. As far as I know this would be the first business of its kind. And of course we'll report all earnings to daddy IRS.
 

RIslander

 
Banned
bigolteddies said:
This can be a legit business the more I think about it the more I want to do it. Hardest part will be finding willing girls who already play xbox. Then you set up a landing page, upwork and fiverr with pictures you pay someone $50 to use. And just pay a bunch of whale gamers $7.50/hr to play with clients, you keep the other $7.50. You'd be in charge of scheduling and growing your customer base, running fb ads to get more clients to opt in. And as another poster said once you get your clients attached you can jack the rates up. Each employee is assigned to specific clients so the client believes its the same girl as the gamertag stays the same. As far as I know this would be the first business of its kind. And of course we'll report all earnings to daddy IRS.



This is me stealing your idea.
 

cascadecombo

Ostrich
BossOfBosses said:
$15 a hour?

She could make more money working at McDonalds

With a boss, idiot customers, cleaning, commute and other crap or just sit at home in your underwear and play video games with thirsty guys.

I can only respect the hustle.
 

Teedub

Crow
Gold Member
I feel very sorry for the guys who pay these girls. Mark Collet did a very relevant video on this topic a while back. The thots who are involved in this are cruel, to put it as mildly as I can muster.

 

Optimus Princeps

Woodpecker
RIslander said:
bigolteddies said:
This can be a legit business the more I think about it the more I want to do it. Hardest part will be finding willing girls who already play xbox. Then you set up a landing page, upwork and fiverr with pictures you pay someone $50 to use. And just pay a bunch of whale gamers $7.50/hr to play with clients, you keep the other $7.50. You'd be in charge of scheduling and growing your customer base, running fb ads to get more clients to opt in. And as another poster said once you get your clients attached you can jack the rates up. Each employee is assigned to specific clients so the client believes its the same girl as the gamertag stays the same. As far as I know this would be the first business of its kind. And of course we'll report all earnings to daddy IRS.



This is me stealing your idea.



Lmao go for it I wouldn't post it if I was actually gonna do it, too busy with my other business. But please update me if you actually do it I want to see if it would work and your site.
 

CynicalContrarian

Owl
Other Christian
Gold Member
Be right back.
Going to investigate the viability of setting up an X-Box playing robot with 'deep-fake' female video / images as a means to con these gits out of their money...
 

Cr33pin

Peacock
Other Christian
Gold Member
Isn't there another thread about these E-thots? I searched but this is the closest I could find... anyway I like this guy and his humor and logic about the absolute travesty that is the modern day E-Thot
 

kbell

Crow
Gold Member
Wow they blur out feet in pictures and try to charge gamers for that, like its DLC?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


That should be shamed.
 
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