El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club

[Aliblahba]

Am I supposed to post on this thread? I was hoping it would turn into a roast.

I made a drink so after Tuthmosis gets done with his 9 bus transfers and his Indian to-go food after work things should be good here.

No one will roast you cause they're afraid you'll spend the next 5K posts trolling all those involved.

 

[R Smoov]

I don't think mechanico understands that he's kind of like a fucked up, player father figure for a lot of guys. I learn about all kinds of shit from his posts.

I agree fully. His texts are starting to seep in my head when I text some girls.

But we still gotta roast you Mech.

 

[AlbertoDelMuerto]

I humbly offer up a fine Tampa wench to Mech for hitting this milestone.

*Who the fuck uses Pepsi as a mixer?

This slut looks kinda British!

 

[el mechanico]

Am I supposed to post on this thread? I was hoping it would turn into a roast.

I made a drink so after Tuthmosis gets done with his 9 bus transfers and his Indian to-go food after work things should be good here.

No one will roast you cause they're afraid you'll spend the next 5K posts trolling all those involved.

It's funny that Roosh thinks this is my 5000th post. This is my 35,000th post! I'm going to run down my other user names here.
1. Kickboxer
2. MeXX
3. Basil Ransom
4. Entropy 0-5
5. GEEMAC
6. Every user name that starts with Alpha
7. Hydrogonian
8. Hiflo
9. Pusscrook
10. Dash Global

 

[Tuthmosis]

I'm just getting caught up with this thread and I'm trying to decide what to do:

1. A genuine congratulations love-post for Mechanico, talking about how he inspires me to cull the dredges--auto-body shops, shit-hole bars, and POF--for abundant low-end pussy that keeps my balls empty and my cell phone buzzing.

2. An out-of-nowhere, over-the-top, meltdown-like, Mechanico-ain't-shit haterade post going on about how, if I had my druthers, I'd ban him and delete every single one of his 5,000 posts permanently and burn any computer on which I've loaded his posts.

3. An elaborate, dystopic prediction of what the world will be like when he reaches 500,000 posts.

4. A series of memes re-enacting highlights from the last 5,000 posts.

Congratulations, man.

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[RougeNoir]

El Mechanico after promoting his auto services on his Plenty of Fish and OK Cupid accounts:

 

[soup]

I dedicate this Astoria Gyro to El Mech

 

[Kickb]

I wonder what this place would be like had he not drunkenly stu

 

[username]

We need to post "The Best of" El Mechanico on this thread.

 

[Tuthmosis]

We need to post "The Best of" El Mechanico on this thread.

I'll start.

Setup: This was in a thread about a 19-year-old cunt who lured her ex-boyfriend into a savage, ambush beating by her new boyfriend. When the bitch was arrested, she had the audacity to present a huge, shit-eating grin for the camera.

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Mechanico chimed in.

I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.

 

[Hotwheels]

If you're on a dry spell give this El Mech tactic a roll;

Trailer parks: Ride in and start talking to the Mayor(guy who thinks he knows all) have a cooler full of beer and spend sometime figuring out where the hotties are at. Or when you see a couple of them walking to the closest store(you will) ask them if person X still lives in trailer Y. They will probably think you are talking about someone who just got evicted.

Make it clear that you have booze and smokes at least and time to kill.

Here's another tip for trolling the parks....Look for the closest bar and order buckets of beer. Just hang out and wait. Break-ups happen every minute and the girls will storm off to the bar. Offer up a free Busch light when they walk in then bounce before her dude comes for her.

 

[Architekt]

I have a feeling this could become the single greatest thread on RVF..

 

[Sourcecode]

Ps. You still owe me a T shirt from way back when i guessed your avatar

 

[kbell]

How do you have 10 trolls accounts? Are you outsourcing to India?

 

[el mechanico]

How do you have 10 trolls accounts? Are you outsourcing to India?

I'm in India. All my trolling is done in house.

Sourcecode I'm making new shirts very soon. Will send you one even though you cheated with tin eye or something.

 

[freshcream]

emech I would buy your merch!

the problem is every time I'd wear it, I would automatically get in a trolling mood..

 

[WesternCancer]

El mech you should pitch your life to a TV producer or something. I'd watch that shit.

 

[Laner]

El mech you should pitch your life to a TV producer or something. I'd watch that shit.

Umm pretty sure he already did.

 

[el mechanico]

Who's Kenny Powers? I can't watch those vids with my shit wireless virgin form my house.

 

[Prufrock]

Who's Kenny Powers?

el mech is trolling here, but I should explain to the n00bs and lurkers that Eastbound & Down is a hit TV show on the HBO network that is based on the lives of various RVF members.

For example:

Kenny Powers (el mechanico) & Stevie Janowski (Tuthmosis)

Ashley Schaeffer (Aliblahba) & Reg Mackworthy (Timoteo)


And before you ask, yes, the show does feature an IRT: