Entitled Millenial Discovers That Entry-Level Jobs Suck

[Travesty]

^ I just don't have respect for the guy that collect craft beer bottle caps like a 10 year old collects baseball cards and the entire mentality that goes with it.

Microbrewery culture blows.

Screw that bearded fatass with the apron that made the new Honey Wheat Ginger Ale.

 

[Suits]

If not craft beer, what do you suggest we drink instead? Miller Light?

Hell no.

 

[Gmac]

Shocker: Gmanifesto is a hack and a fake. Absolutely nothing wrong with craft beers.

 

[Quintus Curtius]

^ I just don't have respect for the guy that collect craft beer bottle caps like a 10 year old collects baseball cards and the entire mentality that goes with it.

Microbrewery culture blows.

Screw that bearded fatass with the apron that made the new Honey Wheat Ginger Ale.

Good alcohol, like good food, is one of life's pleasures. I don't like wine, but I like good beer and hard liquor.

What would you prefer? That we drink Miller Lite? How about pisswater shit like Coors? Is that what you want? Would that pass the bar of "coolness"?

Life is too short to eat shit food, drink shit alcohol, and be with shit women.

Lol...

As for "collecting bottlecaps", and all that other "microbrewery" culture, nobody I know does any of that bullshit.

So when I go to the liquor store and want to buy beer, I buy good stuff. Not pisswater.

What kind of a tool spends 15 tweets to rip into the non-existent problem of "craft beer"?

Go fuck yourself, G Dorkifesto. Straight from the heart. You and your "custom suit."


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[el mechanico]

^ I just don't have respect for the guy that collect craft beer bottle caps like a 10 year old collects baseball cards and the entire mentality that goes with it.

Microbrewery culture blows.

Screw that bearded fatass with the apron that made the new Honey Wheat Ginger Ale.

What are you talking about?

 

[TooFineAPoint]

^ I just don't have respect for the guy that collect craft beer bottle caps like a 10 year old collects baseball cards and the entire mentality that goes with it.

Microbrewery culture blows.

Screw that bearded fatass with the apron that made the new Honey Wheat Ginger Ale.

What are you talking about?

I love craft beer and spend too much money on it, but when you hit up a tasting counter or a micro-brewery, 98% of the time it's a ridiculous hipster dude behind the bar. I think that's what he means.

 

[Travesty]

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[Rush87]

I get the craft beer hate. Where I'm from: Typically the people drinking craft beer are hipster wanks who circle jerk to the latest Bjork album. My favourite beer is the cheapest one.

 

[Quintus Curtius]

Brewing beer is not a job for pansies or wusses. It's hard work. Just because some hipster dork works behind the counter at a fucking bar doesn't mean you should disparage the job.

I could show you a thousand photos of Wall Street pussies who think they're important because they watch numbers on a computer screen.

I could show you a thousand photos of government flunkies who think they're important because they do nothing all day.

Brewing is a blue collar job with tradition and dignity. It is serious physical work. Unlike being a faggot running around nightclubs in a custom suit, and announcing to the world how alpha you are on Twitter.

Look at that last photo above. Look at that guy's bicep. He's put you in a fucking headlock and pound your ass.

Try doing an honest day's work in your life, rather than being some day-trading, drug sniffing, limp dick pogue talking like a fake tough-guy on Twitter.

 

[Travesty]

Have I doxxed you on accident QC?

Too bad that guy is probably 5'7" listens to Bjork on repeat and has a polyamorous relationship where his girlfriend has a bisexual artist guy on the side while he watches.

 

[weambulance]

Craft beer, who knew it was so polarizing? It's like that time I stumbled into a vicious argument about whether or not American cheese is real cheese (it is).

 

[Fortis]

What's wrong with craft beers? I see it as something like cooking: no one is gonna bitch about a beer or a meal being too good.

 

[Travesty]

^ The problem is craft beer isn't good. It is flavored like it is made for 12 year old girls.

Pumpkin Spice, Blonde Honey Ale, Sweet Ginger Cock, Hazelsack Porter... the list goes on....

Have a Marlboro Red and a Budweiser like a goddamn man.

 

[CaptainS]

What's wrong with craft beers? I see it as something like cooking: no one is gonna bitch about a beer or a meal being too good.

I think it's more about the pretentiousness of the drinkers. They can be like the vegans of the beer world. Or the one douche at a cookout who thinks he knows everything about steak - he can be as chatty as a woman.

 

[Suits]

Have a Marlboro Red and a Budweiser like a goddamn man.

 

[Hannibal]

Why the hate for Coors? It tastes pretty good after a long day of busting your ass outside.

 

[Repo]

Travesty, no offense but it doesn't sound like you know alot about craft beers. I'm not a huge beer person myself but there are plenty of craft beers much stronger than the ones you listed with much higher alcohol content. Frankly a Budweiser is weak as shit compared to many of them, both in flavor and alcohol content. This kind of sounds like making fun of someone for enjoying a quality steak, and telling them to eat a Walmart one like a man.

Unless if I missed sarcasm, if so I apologize.

 

[RexImperator]

I think Coors is the worst of the major breweries and I avoid it when possible. I'd much rather drink Bud or Miller.

 

[weambulance]

I drink a lot of mead and homebrew hard cider (~10% ABV). Good enough for the vikings and the founding fathers, good enough for me.

My favorite beers are craft beers (Alaskan Oatmeal Stout and Amber) but most craft beer tastes like brewed piss. All the strange flavors and recipes remind me of the weird hipster burgers trendy places make. Stop fucking with perfection guys, just give me a loose ground burger with american cheese and ketchup on a kaiser roll.

I don't see why anyone should care what another person likes to eat or drink. Some guy wants to drink appletinis, fine, whatever. Everyone has different tastes.

As an aside, I have no idea how the thread ended up here.

 

[Suits]

I've created a new thread for Craft Beer Discussion so that we can keep this one on topic.

Let's get back to picking apart young people who weren't born young enough to purchase a house that was on the precipice of rising 800% in value.