Escape game: you're being hunted by the police and must get out of the country

[xsplat]

I carry everything I need on my person to enable me to carry on as if nothing had happened. Enough gold for international airfare and a few months of expenses, walking around money, many methods to withdraw cash not tied to my identity with plenty of liquid assets available, all information needed to run portable businesses. Plus I keep several backup stashes of cash that I can either physically access or have trusted others access for me.

One reason I do this is because women can go nuts at any time with no warning and try to ruin you. In order to live a life free from their threats, I need the security of many backup plans, so that it's very difficult to fuck with me.

 

[el mechanico]

So wait...

You're suggesting allowing yourself to be anally taken as a means of evading capture so as not to be anally taken?

75% of gay men are bottoms.

Gay men are betas, too. They want to rub your body and buy you shit.

Flirting with a gay guy or even letting one give you a BJ (that's what most want to do) is far different than having your face based on the ground and being wolf packed by 4 or more guys.

Plus, in prison, once you're raped...You're gonna get raped again.

People gotta do what they gotta do to survive. "Beneath my dignity" quickly becomes a moving standard.

I think black and Hispanic guys have it easier walking into prison rapewise.
White dudes have to deal with some other shit and depends on what you're in for then you have to deal with some real crazy fucks for protection or else. My buddy was in Rikers for a while for beating on a Orthodox jew and his wife on the street and he said he got his ass beat everyday and he's a pretty tough dude. Needless to say he doesn't lose bar fights here even when weapons are involved.

Anyway, if you're doing crime make sure you know what's going to happen to you when you go to jail. They have prison forums just like this one

 

[Screwston]

There's a good show called I Almost Got Away With It that y'all will like.

 

[Lumiere]

Getting out of the country should not really be that hard if you have a 2nd passport.

If you dont have one, I recommend you get one.

 

[j r]

Does anyone have any authoritative knowledge on prison rape? I've heard different versions. One is the MikeCF version, where, if you're not down with some clique, you're a target and are going to get beaten, extorted, raped, whatever by a group of dudes. The other version, the one I've heard from dudes who've been up is that everybody gets tested at first and you're likely to catch a beat down, but if you're willing to fight you'll earn some respect and people will eventually leave you alone.

I'm sure it varies from facility to facility and for different dudes, but it would be nice to hear from anyone with firsthand or even secondhand knowledge.

 

[Tuthmosis]

There's a good show called I Almost Got Away With It that y'all will like.

I linked this show's page above. Good show for this kind of stuff. It's also on Netflix, if you have an account.

 

[Tuthmosis]

Getting out of the country should not really be that hard if you have a 2nd passport.

Please elaborate.

 

[j r]

Getting out of the country should not really be that hard if you have a 2nd passport.

If you dont have one, I recommend you get one.

Do you mean another copy of your current passport, a passport from another country, or a fake passport altogether?

 

[Chapped3rdEye]

Unless you're affiliated, you will get raped at Riker's Island.

You said the same thing about prison in CA. I think you're overestimating the amount of butthex happening.

On topic, I'd try and rent a shitty room somewhere off the beaten path for cash. Hole up inside for a month reading and putting together a plan while the heat dies down, then skip town.

 

[MikeCF]

Does anyone have any authoritative knowledge on prison rape? I've heard different versions. One is the MikeCF version, where, if you're not down with some clique, you're a target and are going to get beaten, extorted, raped, whatever by a group of dudes. The other version, the one I've heard from dudes who've been up is that everybody gets tested at first and you're likely to catch a beat down, but if you're willing to fight you'll earn some respect and people will eventually leave you alone.

I'm sure it varies from facility to facility and for different dudes, but it would be nice to hear from anyone with firsthand or even secondhand knowledge.

If you were raped, what story would you tell?

"Yeah, I got pinned down by a rape squad."

"A guy stepped to me on my first day. I passed the test. I kept my head down, so no one messed with me after that."

 

[MikeCF]

Unless you're affiliated, you will get raped at Riker's Island.

You said the same thing about prison in CA. I think you're overestimating the amount of butthex happening.

What do you base that on?

 

[playa_with_a_passport]

Getting out of the country should not really be that hard if you have a 2nd passport.

Please elaborate.

Second passports are only useful if they have a different name and date of birth than you own because when you are wanted for a crime the first thing that gets flagged is your name and DOB. This is why true to the Game career criminals have multiple alises and ID's.

if you get alternative ID,Don't EVER contact anybody from your old life, have a trade that you can do with your hands, stay in a place than you can blend in and keep a low profile I don't see how you going are going to be caught even if you stay in the States.

 

[[email protected]]

Immediate concern is to change your appearance anyway you can. Clothes, shaving, even pull a move from the movie from "The Fugitive" and dye your hair. After that, your concern is getting out of Manhattan first- then NYC in general. Odds are you'll only be on the local news, once your out of NYC your odds of being recognized by an average passerby/beat cop go down significantly. Its hard to get anywhere without money however. You can't hire a cab, you can't take a train, you can't pay for boat fare... You can however, walk.

The bridges into Brooklyn aren't monitored if you want to walk out of Manhattan. You can also walk into the Bronx/Washington Heights from Manhattan. I'm not sure if you can walk out of the city, into Jersey, on the George Washington- but you can get into Connecticut/Upper New York from there. I would probably stick in the outer bouroughs until I could scrounge up some cash though- get some cash and take public transport to another big city where you're just another person. Drifters/homeless aren't welcome in suburbia- and trying to walk anywhere without money is going to be difficult and suspecious. Would probably wait until the "heat" on my search died down; even if its a murder its only a matter of time before the next murders come along and you're forgotten. Once that happens- buy a bus ticket out of the city.

Escaping is easy if you have money. The real challenge is if you're broke and you can't use your credit cards- can't go home, cops are already after you. Coming up with an escape plan is much more difficult given those circumstances.
Escape is doable- with money, so really the real question is- how would you get money to make your escape if you had zero dollars and couldn't use your bank/credit cards?

 

[Thomas More]

I know someone who lost their ID and is having trouble getting it replaced due to not having the right paperwork available. Based on his experience, it is very hard to get by without ID. You need it for everything nowadays.

However, he did just get a bus ticket by using a secret answer to be able to pick up the ticket.

In this scenario, I am assuming an NYC resident would have some money in the bank, and could max out their credit cards with cash advances, so they should be able to raise $3-5000 in cash. Given this, you could buy any gear you need at a Walmart, if you don't already have a go bag.

You could buy an untraceable prepaid MasterCard or Visa and put part of your cash on it, so you could pay for things online when needed. Likewise you can get a phone with a phone card and it would be untraceable.

So, you could get cash, travel gear, usable credit card, phone, and bus ticket. However, you could not rent a car or a hotel without ID.
You could wash up in a bathroom with a washcloth and a bar of soap. Truckstops sometimes have showers, and so do gyms, but I think you'd need ID to get a temporary pass at a gym, and the truckstop might not be accessible if you don't have a car.

You'd want to get to Mexico as fast as possible by bus, but possibly lay low a few days first as mentioned. It might be hard to lay low in NYC due to the expense and the difficulty of finding shelter without using ID. I would not trust friends, unless you explicitly have that level of trust. You can't know how they will react when an apparently credible source says you are a murderer.

Once you realize you're headed to mexico, you'd want to start cramming to learn Spanish (and then Portuguese) . You'd have a couple of days on the bus ride to think of a cover story and detailed fake back story, then use them in Mexico to make your way to Brazil.

I agree that seducing fat girls would be helpful. I don't recommend MikeCF's plan for becoming a gay gigalo! :whip:

 

[Long Haired Samson]

How about having a stash of cash (mayby 5K-10K) hidden somewhere like at a bus station locker or in some building you can easily access?

 

[Thomas More]

How about having a stash of cash (mayby 5K-10K) hidden somewhere like at a bus station locker or in some building you can easily access?

I think some kind of preplanning is recommended for all of us, but you make a deus ex machina if your answer to the scenario involves elaborate secret resources, like multiple fake IDs and passports, plus a stored RV with license plates in the name of one of your clean fake IDs.

Some members have multiple passports, or like El Mechanico have legit options to have friends smuggle him by boat to Cuba. I think any answers should draw on resources the forum member has right now.

Obviously, members who have bank balances and credit cards that would let them quickly access $10-20,000 or more in cash would have a real advantage. Having enough game to be able to seduce a fat chick to let you move in with her immediately and have her drive you to Mexico would be very helpful. This is probably the number one way to make it to the Mexican border, then make it from there to Brazil. You'd have to not only seduce her, but create a fake identity and back story to get her to fully buy into whatever you need her to do.

You'd have to be like a grifter or a secret agent in a movie who walks into a business and pretends to be an auditor or something, to weasel them into giving away restricted information.

Personally, I'm able to get laid with a fattie, but I'm not quite up to spinning a made up character to fool her into aiding my escape. I'd have to be the loner who just goes for the bus trip to the Mexican border, and walks across.

This is actually pretty interesting. Try to meet women and seduce them with a totally madeup character. I guess I need to start working on my grifter game.

 

[Matsufubu]

Fuck, if my options are:

1. Fuck men
2. Fuck fatties

I'll keep my nose clean, officer!

 

[Leonard D Neubache]

Yank as much money as you could out of the first card (atm only).

Taxi to shit end of town.

Proceed to swap one piece of clothing with every homeless man you meet and rub enough canola oil into your face and hair until you look like a proper bum.

Stretch out your limited budget by living entirely like a vagrant for several months while the heat dies down.

Now you have a bird's nest beard and smell like a garbage dump so people will literally go out of their way to ignore you.

Slowly hike your way south and piss off into Mexico.

 

[Easy_C]

In New York City you have been charged with a murder you did not commit. The powers-that-be WILL put you away for a long time even though you are innocent. You were able to get out of your house before the arrest party with the following items:

-Clothes on your back
-Backpack with basic toiletries and change of clothes
-Swiss army knife
-Laptop
-Cell phone (locked to your provider)
-Your wallet, which has $200 in cash and all your credit cards
-Your passport

A city-wide manhunt is being implemented as we speak. Soon your face will be on the evening news. Police will be looking for you in bus and train stations.

How do you get out of the country?

Thanks for the Necro. In Germany they used to run a TV show called "Manhunt" where somebody got to be the fugitive and would have to wear a device recording nearby audio during the day. He had to complete a series of random tasks (like counting all the manholes at a mall parking lot) for a period of two weeks without being apprehended. If someone did catch him they won the prize money. If nobody did he got away.

It's an entertaining exercise. Assuming you have a few hours your priorities should be to get as much cash as possible, and ditch your cellphone. Preferably stash it somewhere that it's going to give a false track on your location and move on it's own (like drop it in the back of a pickup truck).

 

[DannyAlberta]

Given the current climate, I'd make my way in a taxi from NYC to the "unmanned" border crossing upstate with Quebec, walk across it illegally and claim to be a refugee being oppressed by the Trump administration. I'd get free food, free medical care and a work permit while they processed my bogus claim over the next 5-10 years.

Trudeau would refuse to extradite me because my prescence would help him virtue-snivel against the Trump administration.

(This is just me being mostly flippant because I'm pissed off about what happening at the Canadian border and all the illegal crossings.)