Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar

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Hotwheels

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Roosh said:
In related news...

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/47211...th/t/study-obesity-adds-billion-health-costs/

U.S. hospitals are ripping out wall-mounted toilets and replacing them with floor models to better support obese patients. The Federal Transit Administration wants buses to be tested for the impact of heavier riders on steering and braking. Cars are burning nearly a billion gallons of gasoline more a year than if passengers weighed what they did in 1960.
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$190 billion extra a year to medically treat American fatties.
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Looks like they need weight limit signs like Iowa bars.
 
Jackhammer

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And when she inevitably collapses the bar and breaks her hip, she can sue the bar for that instead.

I want off this planet.
 
Spike

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Hotwheels said:
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Are those supposed to be her "thin" friends standing in support for her at the rear of the pic?

Well, it is Iowa....
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I can't really see her face but i definitely would bang the girl on the right with the big knockers.
 
R Smoov

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I don't know guys. Fat girls seem to have some hardcore dance moves. :V



Look! The crowd even applauds her skills!
 
Alpha

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My problem with this is that there is nowhere to go. Anywhere that isn't a shithole that will cause me to live in a dung hut and worry about what I'm going to eat today (if I eat at all), is quickly becoming "americanized" in the worst way.
 
Roosh

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Alpha said:
My problem with this is that there is nowhere to go. Anywhere that isn't a shithole that will cause me to live in a dung hut and worry about what I'm going to eat today (if I eat at all), is quickly becoming "americanized" in the worst way.
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We live in interesting times.

Though there are places that aren't quite shitholes but not fully Americanized either.
 
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El Rey

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I saw this online and was going to post it, but Roosh beat me to it haha. It's funny and sad that this made it all the way to the Daily Mail. I went to school at Univ. of Iowa and still have friends who work at this bar. I'm glad I'm planning on getting the fuck out of this country in a few years, if not sooner. There is an updated article that says this fat cow and her herd of fatties are going to have a weight discrimination rally in front of the bar on a friday night.

The best comment I've seen on an article for this story is: 'Has this land whale ever heard of property rights?'
 
Basil Ransom

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I have a new tactic for shaming these fatties, that I'm looking to field test. Any time you hear someone use a fattie euphemism, you pretend not to know what they mean, and then ask them if it means something more negative, in an innocent tone:

Plus sized: "Is that like super-sized?"
Thick: "As in wide?"
Curvy: "you mean round? like a ball?"
Full-figured: "like big-boned?" [this euphemism is hated by fatties because everyone knows it's fatuous, heh, so it probably works despite still being a euphemism]

Tuth, you missed this:

She returned to the bar again on April 14, and was again rejected.
'He said, "You’re not pretty enough and you’re pregnant." I said, "I can tell you with 100 percent certainty that I am not pregnant."
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Bitch had to go and get a pregnancy test the first time they told her that. "Wait, maybe I am pregnant! It's either that or my thyroid acting up again. What the fuck is my thyroid anyway? I'm gonna get checked."

Jackhammer said:
And when she inevitably collapses the bar and breaks her hip, she can sue the bar for that instead.

I want off this planet.
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+1. It's now illegal to defend good taste. To paraphrase Barry Goldwater, extremism in the defense of beauty is no vice at all.

el mechanico said:
Where's Basil? This fatty thread has been here for 5 hours.
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Haha, I can't access the site at work any more.
 
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kinjutsu said:
Isn't voluptuous supposed to mean large chested or big tits. Not Big tits, ass, attitude, gunt and futa...
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I think voluptuous used to mean being big in the right places (ass and breasts), but lately the word has been hijacked by overweight women and it is now corrupted.
 
Aureo

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basilransom said:
I have a new tactic for shaming these fatties, that I'm looking to field test. Any time you hear someone use a fattie euphemism, you pretend not to know what they mean, and then ask them if it means something more negative, in an innocent tone:

Plus sized: "Is that like super-sized?"
Thick: "As in wide?"
Curvy: "you mean round? like a ball?"
Full-figured: "like big-boned?" [this euphemism is hated by fatties because everyone knows it's fatuous, heh, so it probably works despite still being a euphemism]
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I have a better answer for those:

Plus-sized: "As in fat?"
Thick: "As in fat?"
Curvy: "As in fat?"
Full-figured: "As in very fat?"

:banana:
 
Alpha

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Aureo said:
basilransom said:
I have a new tactic for shaming these fatties, that I'm looking to field test. Any time you hear someone use a fattie euphemism, you pretend not to know what they mean, and then ask them if it means something more negative, in an innocent tone:

Plus sized: "Is that like super-sized?"
Thick: "As in wide?"
Curvy: "you mean round? like a ball?"
Full-figured: "like big-boned?" [this euphemism is hated by fatties because everyone knows it's fatuous, heh, so it probably works despite still being a euphemism]
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I have a better answer for those:

Plus-sized: "As in fat?"
Thick: "As in fat?"
Curvy: "As in fat?"
Full-figured: "As in very fat?"

:banana:
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:potd:

Using This.
 
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Gmac

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Bouncers make me get off the bar all the time, I should sue for discrimination too.
 
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Hades

 
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I seriously wonder what makes fat women tick.
Men have to jump through an ungodly number of hoops to find the love and lifestyle they want. All fat chicks have to do is get in shape and not devolve again into a fatass. Many players stay in great shape in their spare time. Is that too much to ask?
 
Samseau

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Look at what's relevant guys:

Miss Ramos filed a complaint with the Human Rights Commission, but officials told her they could not investigate because size discrimination is not illegal.
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There's the future guys.

Size discrimination will be made illegal.
 
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Seduction Sutra

 
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I had a fat girl pulling up my shirts and kissing my body out of no where in a nightclub. I was seriously thinking of suing her for sexual harassment. I know, I know, I am going to win the case, right?
 
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