Fat people thread

[manly5000]

Would you forklift?

No, I think they've already lifted the fork enough.

 

[Professor Fox]

Rep point for adding to my lexicon while shaming a fattie.

Thanks, but I can't take too much credit. These terms were popularized by misc and fatpeoplehate.

 

[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

 

[scotian]

When I"m in a work camp cafeteria, I have the habit of checking out what others are eating and its no wonder that fat people are fat, they eat like shit. The camp cafeteria is like a buffet and there's plenty of options, a mix of healthy and not-so-healthy, there's a couple of obese dudes I've been plate watching lately and every time there's poutine or onion rings these guys get them, sometimes they even poutine their onion rings!

 

[Atlantic]

 

[Dusty]

So brave. So brave.

 

[Soma]

Fat people really need to lighten up. *badum tish*

 

[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

Fat people really need to lighten up. *badum tish*

--> Fat jokes usually have a big punch line!

Thank you folks, Ill be here all week..

 

[Double Salad]

More Tess "Muenster"...

Looking at her arm, I was imagining, that this is the hell that turkeys go to, similar to Dante's Inferno...

:mindblown:

Apparently she also wants/wanted to sue that Vegan Banana Girl for criticizing her.

 

[Luvianka]

How can we forget this classic?

 

[Foolsgo1d]

 

[Snowplow]

 

[Libertas]

So, how many of my fellow NYC'ers have seen the "I'm no angel" ads on those tour buses?

Are they present in any other cities?

 

[Goldfinger]

delete

 

[Snowplow]

So, how many of my fellow NYC'ers have seen the "I'm no angel" ads on those tour buses?

Are they present in any other cities?

It's in chicago too! I wanna change it to "I'm a whale!"

 

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

Once again it's funny how those women are big, but not really fat-fat. None of them have rolls, and the chick on the left is a borderline smoke show. You can clearly see that even those who advocate for fat people, actually hate fat people.

 

[CH-Toronto]

Once again it's funny how those women are big, but not really fat-fat. None of them have rolls, and the chick on the left is a borderline smoke show. You can clearly see that even those who advocate for fat people, actually hate fat people.

No they're all pretty fat- BUT they have undeniably (aside from maybe 2-3) attractive faces.

I find it ironic how companies praise DOVE for their campaigns, and chastise AXE for their advertisements and they're both owned under the same label.

 

[Gorgiass]

I actually have a great for this. Saw this swiping on OKC a couple days ago:

Damn, Google is getting scary good with accurate ad placement.

 

[Lizard King]

Once again it's funny how those women are big, but not really fat-fat. None of them have rolls, and the chick on the left is a borderline smoke show. You can clearly see that even those who advocate for fat people, actually hate fat people.

They're all fatties.

 

[spook]

Once again it's funny how those women are big, but not really fat-fat. None of them have rolls, and the chick on the left is a borderline smoke show. You can clearly see that even those who advocate for fat people, actually hate fat people.

It's pretty sad that there's so much blubber in this country that those chicks move into the "not THAT bad" category. It's like the Overton Window, just with fat bitches. The One-ton Window.