Fat people thread

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Woodpecker
bbgun said:
The fat girl from SNL somehow found a husband, who looks kinda svelt. This was the best he could do?

There's something about his legs that makes me think he probably used to be fat.
 

scotian

Crow
Gold Member
My company hired two young fat guys as trainee helpers for a job I'm currently on and both of them are so fat that neither fit in through the 20" pressure vessel man ways. Of course, they send me in because I'm not a fat fuck and I got stuck doing shitty helper stuff that I used to do, ten fucking years ago! I don't know why my company hires these guys, they basically useless and to top it off, one of them is afraid of heights, no a great fear to have when working in an oil refinery.

Its bad enough that I have to watch those guys stuffing their faces with pizza, pop, candy and energy drinks, now I have to do their damn work!
 

Days of Broken Arrows

Crow
Gold Member
scotian said:
My company hired two young fat guys as trainee helpers for a job I'm currently on and both of them are so fat that neither fit in through the 20" pressure vessel man ways. Of course, they send me in because I'm not a fat fuck and I got stuck doing shitty helper stuff that I used to do, ten fucking years ago! I don't know why my company hires these guys, they basically useless and to top it off, one of them is afraid of heights, no a great fear to have when working in an oil refinery.

Its bad enough that I have to watch those guys stuffing their faces with pizza, pop, candy and energy drinks, now I have to do their damn work!
Look at the bright side. At least they're not so porky that they have to ride around on those little scooters.

Yet.
 
I work with a fat guy who also happens to be a slob. He also likes to make a lot of stupid jokes and laugh at them, which I suspect is a tactic to distract from his fat.
 
I used to work in a company that had a smart, loud and extroverted obese guy as marketing manager. He was fun and lively, but of course due to his weight there were some issues. One of them was that he got tired quickly.

The company had some inane high-tier meetings where we all set together in relatively small rooms (because the owner was a cheap bastard who did not want to rent a bigger building [but it worked because he survived most competitors and made the guy richer than his actions should have made him - conservative finance helps]).
Anyway - at one of those meetings with darkened windows and low oxygen the lead marketing manager fell asleep and started snoring loudly. The owner screamed at him and that was the beginning of the end of his career. I guess it is good - he used up a lot of oxygen in that little room. And keep in mind - he was highly competent. The owner never hired an obese person ever again.
 

gework

Pelican
Gold Member
You're The One for Me, Fatty

Thai woman marries Thai man 3 times her weight.



Which member caused this?

Growing up was quite painful for Kudi as he was constantly bullied because of his weight. His peers even referred to him as “ball” and he had to endure this kind of treatment all the way to adulthood.

While his story seems sad and unfortunate, there is a ray of light at the end of his cloudy tale as the overweight ball of a man was fortunate enough to have found himself a life partner who loves him despite his flaws. Enter the beautiful Puwadol.

For Puwadol, it was her overweight husband’s good heart that attracted her the most.
- Link
 

Super_Fire

Kingfisher


What's with these royal blue suits? I saw them everywhere last time I was in London. And wearing one to your wedding?

Who wants to look like a male flight attendant on a budget airline in the 1970s?
 
Leonard D Neubache said:
I know it makes no sense, but I always feel sorry for fat people's shoes the way I feel sorry for a horse being ridden by a fat person.

Strange, but there it is.
The stitching in the crotches of their sweatpants deserve more of your sympathy.
 

MMM

Kingfisher
So I had a date recently with a woman I met online. She's 30 to 40 pounds heavier than her pics and she's got fatty funk. MMM bailed.
 

Alsos

Kingfisher
gework said:
For Puwadol, it was her overweight husband’s good heart that attracted her the most.
The cardiovascular disease jokes write themselves, don't they.
 

Days of Broken Arrows

Crow
Gold Member
There is a new column out at Taki's Magazine about a self-proclaimed fat, angry black feminist who picked a fight with a white woman on a plane, then cried "racism!" to the media (who, of course, reported her claims without researching them).

This is so weird that I'm just going to present the link without further comment. Except one: If you're seated on a place, try not to be next to a self-proclaimed fat, angry black feminist.
 

Ukrainian girl comments and translates a funny Ukrainian TV show where a 147 fat-acceptance feminist goes on dates.

Fat shaming in the Ukraine is alive and well.
 

dark_g

Woodpecker
Zelcorpion said:

Ukrainian girl comments and translates a funny Ukrainian TV show where a 147 fat-acceptance feminist goes on dates.

Fat shaming in the Ukraine is alive and well.

"Let's talk about fat bitches". LMAO
 

Mr. D

Pelican
Gold Member
Alsos said:
gework said:
For Puwadol, it was her overweight husband’s good heart that attracted her the most.
The cardiovascular disease jokes write themselves, don't they.
I asked my doctor if my heart’s strong enough for sex. He said ”not if you join in”.
 

Duke Castile

Crow
Gold Member
I have a newfound sympathy for fat people that I never thought I would.

Fat people.

Fucking fat people.

Imagine if you can for a moment, what is going on upstairs where a person is so miserable that they'd eat until there is 50 pounds of excess body fat surrounding a person.

That person eats to escape reality.

Their miserable, awful, suffering.

At a certain point they probably get sick and tired of trying to explain it and just say "fuck you I'm fat"!

"It's none of your business"!

and "I'm fine with my body"!

Does anyone really believe that?

I see another poor soul suffering as I used to and I sympathize with that.

I suffered a great deal also.

Everyone here has.

I didn't overeat.

I drank, got into fights, fucked women, traveled, watched TV, played clash of clans, and did virtually anything I could to take my mind off my unhappy reality.

Fat people.

How many fat people would kill to live my unhappy life?

They are suffering more than I ever did in some ways.

And those old men you see at the Veterans Homes.

Broken, in wheelchairs, alone. Maybe I'll sit in the sun today. It's just as good as any place. No one will talk to me in the sun either but it's warm.

What that man would give to be me.

To be young and strong again and to work my no respect job and lay his strong body down on his dingy mattress.

One way I used to define myself was by the things I was clearly not, and that made me unsympathetic to fat people, or guys who are haters, and especially liars on this forum.

Those poor suffering liars. Who are such cowards they can't do anything in the real world so they come on a men's forum to puff their chests up and get some modicum of respect.

To finally be acknowledged by someone else.

Because they can't be and aren't acknowledged in their own tragically insignificant lives.

I sympathize with liars on some level because they are suffering also.

I used to resent them also because I've never lied about any of my exploits and fuckups and etc and I took pride using them to bolster my identity.

How miserable must they be to do something like, tell everyone they are big ballers or whatever?

How miserable was I to have to tell the truth on an Internet forum to get respect and acknowledgement?

It's all a Greek tragedy/comedy.

Such a fucking Joke.

These self identity bolstering practices are chains my friends.

Self imposed, horrible, heavy, chains.
 
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