Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

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scorpion said:
When I look at her arm I can't help but think of those ham hocks that you'd see in old cartoons.

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"JerryTerrifying1 day ago

That ham planet is just pissed that moldy old dude is in better shape than her."

 

CRR

Kingfisher
There are indeed some hilarious comments.

And as stated above, how the hell does someone get so fat? If I eat more than one heavy meal in the span of a couple of days I get sick. Is it because their bodies are just used to two pizzas per meal?
 

Quintus Curtius

Crow
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This fat scumbag really is America in a nutshell:

1. Fat, disgusting, sickening people with cell phones.
2. Killjoy culture that gets "offended" at the sight of people enjoying life.
3. Repressed, uptight hypocritical attitudes about everything.
4. Rat-fink informer mentality from the women, whose default setting is "I'm going to tell on you" to authority figures.
 

Mr. Butterworth

Woodpecker
she's a fat whore that's depraved of dick. the rangers "actions" reminded her that she's never received a proper fucking.

note the whorish nose ring.

fat tramp probably eats ham hawk sandwiches while masturbating to more ham hawk sandwiches
 

CRR

Kingfisher
monster said:
CRR said:
And as stated above, how the hell does someone get so fat?

usually food stamps & welfare, and then the complications from her obesity get treated by government healthcare!

Probably true right?

As I've said before, I'm probably one of the few liberals here. I mean, I believe that food stamps/welfare should help people. But the system is probably abused to no end. I've never known anyone on food stamps/welfare (that I know of), so it's hard for me to know.

Either way, I just don't get that mentality. I'd hate myself if I was that dependent on hand outs and that fat.
 
Fat bitch "protecting her children". Disgusting cunt taking away a man's livelihood for a minor thing. And big daddy government is happy to oblige - "see something say something".
 

aphelion

Ostrich
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Dr. Howard said:
In my back yard. My local station did its own follow up as well and apparently this guy had quite the work discipline rap sheet. Problem employee and they were itching to fire him already. Yes, fattie is fat but the guy was on his last thread at work anyhow.

Thanks for investigative reporting, stuff like this is important to know for context.

Real question: WYB?
 

Handsome Creepy Eel

Owl
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And if a female park ranger did the same kind of dance (preferably while wearing only panties), instead she would be hailed as "pushing gender boundaries" and "fighting the primitive norms of society".
 

Sp5

 
Banned
A truly repulsive woman in every way. Fuck the City of Chattanooga, too.

Roosh should have titled this "Fat Whale named Melissa Parsons gets park ranger fired" - just for more visibility on search engines.
 

It_is_my_time

Crow
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Quintus Curtius said:
This fat scumbag really is America in a nutshell:

1. Fat, disgusting, sickening people with cell phones.
2. Killjoy culture that gets "offended" at the sight of people enjoying life.
3. Repressed, uptight hypocritical attitudes about everything.
4. Rat-fink informer mentality from the women, whose default setting is "I'm going to tell on you" to authority figures.

Heck, probably could expand upon this and make a ROK article about it. This whole situation is a great microcosm for what the USA has become.

Add to it, people who don't agree with her but no one able to stop her or do what is right.

I figured in the dance he did some extreme hip gyration or grabbed himself Michael Jackson style. He did neither. Unless this was done but not shown in this footage.
 

El Chinito loco

 
Banned
Other Christian
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Quintus Curtius said:
This fat scumbag really is America in a nutshell:

1. Fat, disgusting, sickening people with cell phones.
2. Killjoy culture that gets "offended" at the sight of people enjoying life.
3. Repressed, uptight hypocritical attitudes about everything.
4. Rat-fink informer mentality from the women, whose default setting is "I'm going to tell on you" to authority figures.

America really is leaning towards a genuine fascist social environment. There are literally citizen informers who can ruin people's lives based on the most innocuous comments or actions.
 

Dr. Howard

 
Banned
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CRR said:
monster said:
CRR said:
And as stated above, how the hell does someone get so fat?

usually food stamps & welfare, and then the complications from her obesity get treated by government healthcare!

Probably true right?

As I've said before, I'm probably one of the few liberals here. I mean, I believe that food stamps/welfare should help people. But the system is probably abused to no end. I've never known anyone on food stamps/welfare (that I know of), so it's hard for me to know.

Either way, I just don't get that mentality. I'd hate myself if I was that dependent on hand outs and that fat.

I have known people on food stamps, it is too helpful. A single mother and her daughter were getting $300 on food stamps on an after tax income of about $800/month, of which $300/month remained after rent and utilities...so if you have $300 cash and then a debit card, which can only be used for food of also $300...its like you've won the food lottery each month, and you can use that for almost anything at the grocery store. So, while your more wealthy woman appeases herself with a shopping trip for a new handback and starbucks the food stamps woman appeases herself with a shopping trip to walmart for doritos, queso and soda on her foodstamps card.
 

Sp5

 
Banned
El Chinito loco said:
Quintus Curtius said:
This fat scumbag really is America in a nutshell:

1. Fat, disgusting, sickening people with cell phones.
2. Killjoy culture that gets "offended" at the sight of people enjoying life.
3. Repressed, uptight hypocritical attitudes about everything.
4. Rat-fink informer mentality from the women, whose default setting is "I'm going to tell on you" to authority figures.

America really is leaning towards a genuine fascist social environment. There are literally citizen informers who can ruin people's lives based on the most innocuous comments or actions.

It's a troubling trend, but on the other hand freedom of speech + internet allows these busy-bodies to be given good rhetorical public lashings instantly. It's justice.

The way this Melissa Parsons is getting ripped is a lesson to others. She is probably not happy right now.

In some countries, the park ranger would be in jail and so would the people roasting her here and on YouTube.
 

Goldmund

 
Banned
Quintus Curtius said:
4. Rat-fink informer mentality from the women, whose default setting is "I'm going to tell on you" to authority figures.

God bless you Quintus for resurrecting rat-fink. Haven't used that word in a long time...being loaded into my arsenal once again.
 
Dr. Howard said:
Either way, I just don't get that mentality. I'd hate myself if I was that dependent on hand outs and that fat.

I have known people on food stamps, it is too helpful. A single mother and her daughter were getting $300 on food stamps on an after tax income of about $800/month, of which $300/month remained after rent and utilities...so if you have $300 cash and then a debit card, which can only be used for food of also $300...its like you've won the food lottery each month, and you can use that for almost anything at the grocery store. So, while your more wealthy woman appeases herself with a shopping trip for a new handback and starbucks the food stamps woman appeases herself with a shopping trip to walmart for doritos, queso and soda on her foodstamps card.
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Plus the food is really shitty and addictive now. The reason why there were so few fat people in the 1970s weren't only because of change of mentality and lack of exercise. The food was basically all organic with very few addictive ingredients. Also the portions were what now goes for child's lunches. Just look at the Mars bar back then or the soda or beer can - they were tiny and people had enough after that.

She is more of the sheep who are herded into destructive behavior by the wolves of our society. But of course she is as good as a current version of the Hitler Youth.
 
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