Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

[Dusty]

Offended by the ranger's suggestive dance moves?

I'm sure this peach is gobbling down omega cock she meets on craigslist while her kid is asleep.

 

[soup]

To address the important issue here (the WYB question)..

I think it comes down to CYB (could you bang)

With all that liquidy fat, could you really expect to have sex? Think about how there would't really be a pussy- just folds of loose pudding.

Not even gummy. Just like a creme brulee of lard but in lieu of crispyness on the outer layer.. it's very loose, thin skin.

 

[Mike5055]

That is one of the most disgusting things I've ever read.