Either those cumshots are fake or there's something wrong with me because I don't ejaculate with enough force to knock myself backwards. My guess is off-camera the dude's hucking dollar store hand soap at her with a spatula.
I'm with you. Apparently, that style of porn was really popular about a decade ago. I can't even stand when a chick slobbers on my dick too much. If a chick puked on my dick, it would legitimately scar me.