Finally, Some Good News by Delicious Tacos

delicioustacos

delicioustacos

Woodpecker
Gold Member
911 said:
This degenerate shithead is "the most important American intellectual alive", "the most gifted novelist since Gore Vidal"?
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Correct.

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THANK YOU BROS for your support and kind words. It means a lot to see a forum thread on this book at all. To open it up and see this many insightful comments-- it almost brings a tear to my eye.

Stoked that you guys are enjoying it. Thank you again, you all have made my day.
 
911

911

Peacock
Catholic
Gold Member
delicioustacos said:
911 said:
This degenerate shithead is "the most important American intellectual alive", "the most gifted novelist since Gore Vidal"?
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Correct.

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THANK YOU BROS for your support and kind words. It means a lot to see a forum thread on this book at all. To open it up and see this many insightful comments-- it almost brings a tear to my eye.
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You're welcome. Feel free to include my review in your next edition. ;)
 
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SamuelBRoberts

 
Banned
In something like 4200 posts I've made in the forum over half a decade, this one, where somebody accused a video game company of ripping off of a DeliciousTacos short story, is my absolute favorite. I'm still waiting for the video game version of this to come out.

SamuelBRoberts said:
Huxley used a similar concept in brave new world. This particular iterance of the theme is nearly identical to delicious tacos' written word.
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Uuh...

"He was on all fours. His belly was full, impossibly full, something big and hot was pushing into him and it hurt. He craned his neck around. A black man the size of a Tyrannosaur was palming his ass with a hot hand while he forced what felt like a yule log into him. The man was covered in shiny black painted-on latex and was not smiling. He himself was wearing a dress, a ballerina’s dress, and there was something in his mouth. It was a ball gag coated in something like Vick’s Vap-o-Rub that made his eyes water. He scrambled away on his hands and knees, screaming into the gag. It took what felt like minutes to squirm off the startled guy’s member. He was in a huge room, impossibly huge, a cathedral lit by fire and all around him impossible horrible things were happening. A long dining room table with children eating from a tureen of human shit, an elderly woman skewered by a screaming stallion, everywhere dozens of people and animals were being fucked, being tortured, screaming, laughing, crying. High above at a podium Saul Krauss, of the Connecticut Krausses, Chairman and CEO of United Los Angeles Times/ America Online Incorporated, was overseeing it all, issuing commands, laughing and masturbating."


Word for word identical, huh?

They're making a video game out of that?
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delicioustacos

delicioustacos

Woodpecker
Gold Member
Damn, I killed this thread by posting in it. Nobody wants to talk about my shit with me listening.

Kindle version is five bucks this weekend: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L21YPXJ

Sorry if I'm violating forum shill policy. Trying to get this shit to "could make a living off it" level. All I need is to get 20x as famous without 20x the Elliot Rodger types trying to dox me.
 
heavy

heavy

Hummingbird
Gold Member
I might make a little habit of posting funny quotes from this book...

"Black people get stomped by cops but white people wake up in their 30's with a face that better be rich."
 
Luvianka

Luvianka

Kingfisher
heavy said:
I might make a little habit of posting funny quotes from this book...

"Black people get stomped by cops but white people wake up in their 30's with a face that better be rich."
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They are just candid words from a clean and free mind.
 
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BlackFriar

 
Banned
Deliscious Tacos, what is your advice on fucking pent up middle 20s-30s year old single mothers and weird, yet vaguely attractive loner asperger syndrome girls? I am wanting to branch out into new territories.
 
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Crow
Gold Member
delicioustacos said:
BlackFriar said:
Deliscious Tacos, what is your advice on fucking pent up middle 20s-30s year old single mothers and weird, yet vaguely attractive loner asperger syndrome girls?
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Pull out
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I never thought DT would give sane/reasonable advice, was expecting he'd say "Double down:.
 
SlickyBoy

SlickyBoy

Hummingbird
delicioustacos said:
Kindle version is five bucks this weekend: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L21YPXJ

Sorry if I'm violating forum shill policy. Trying to get this shit to "could make a living off it" level. All I need is to get 20x as famous without 20x the Elliot Rodger types trying to dox me.
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Bought. And it was three bucks. That's too bad because I would have paid five. I owe you a shot.

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I read my first Bukowski novel in the early 90s - Post Office. Thought it was the shit - gave it away to someone else who thought the same. The movie Barfly solidified the image. Last summer I finally got around to reading Women and could I not help but draw parallels between DT and Bukowski, but I think The Pussy by DT is even better than Women.

Women seemed impossibly dated in concept (a poet who gets laid by groupies) as well as language. Bukowski is always referring to the pussy (the body part) as a cunt. Maybe that was edgy back then, but at the risk of sounding prude, nobody does that in the US anymore and across the Anglosphere it's akin to calling someone a douchebag. DT doesn't strictly rely on racy lingo because obscene language isn't unusual in the era of women with sleeve tattoos, face jewelry and triple digit notch counts. Let's not even start about the likelihood of Bukowski getting #metooed if he were still alive today. DT is wise to keep a low profile while practicing his craft.

Bukowski was talented, but it's kind of like comparing a 1969 Mustang GT to the 2019 version. Both may be similar at first glance, but while one is a classic that should not be forgotten, the other is SO much faster and more entertaining.

Looking forward to the good news.
 
Atlanta Man

Atlanta Man

Ostrich
Gold Member
Dude, my Delicious Tacos experience came early into my introduction to the manoshpere-He was on Viva La Manosphere back when The Last Psychiatrist was still posting pretty regularly-around 2012. What struck me was his self destructive hedonistic life style, his use of an extraordinarily vast vocabulary, his naked admissions of brutally honest inner monologues, and the kicker-I thought he was a late twenties burnout with the extraordinary ability to make cultural references I related to-only to discover he was just a man my age who did not give a fuck and did unspeakable acts (without condoms) to strangers (females only, the gays stole his underwear but he is not one of them) he met on the internet while inebriated (until he became sober, good for him).
 
Luvianka

Luvianka

Kingfisher
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Crow
Gold Member
Luvianka said:
It's happening! Delicious Tacos' ground-breaking novel FSGN! will be taken to the screen! A first draft is being written, and Chapter 3 scene has been leaked. Just don't share it, you don't want to be served by one of those Hollywood studios attorneys.
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The Rothschilds have dispatched a white shoe firm to your home with the help of the Deep State, please wait while your IP address is traced. (sarcasm).
 
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