First world problems (RVF edition)

[worldwidetraveler]

I'm thinking about getting my ass hair laser removed so I don't use so much toilet paper. Would a bald ass look more dominate?

 

[el mechanico]

" I have some extra cash and can't decide where to take my next quick vacation"

 

[Menace]

Sometimes when I go to watch a video on here or other websites, I can't view it because I'm not in the USA, that really pisses me off, I'm sending a letter to my member of parliament.

VPN. First world solution.

 

[Tuthmosis]

"Some weeks I schedule too many dates, and I worry about having enough to semen to properly service them all."

 

[Veloce]

I got a $14 burger today for lunch and there wasn't enough char on it. I mean, if you're going to source dry-aged beef for a burger it should at least be charred correctly.

I hate that I'm going to have to deal with the Whole Foods parking lot just so I can get some all natural toothpaste.

I hate how having sex makes you lazy for the rest of the day.

The filtered water dispenser at my gym always comes out too cold.

 

[Veloce]

Oh yeah, and I hate how I can't deposit all this cash I have under my mattress. I want to earn some interest dammit!

 

[el mechanico]

I got a $14 burger today for lunch and there wasn't enough char on it. I mean, if you're going to source dry-aged beef for a burger it should at least be charred correctly.

I hate that I'm going to have to deal with the Whole Foods parking lot just so I can get some all natural toothpaste.

I hate how having sex makes you lazy for the rest of the day.

The filtered water dispenser at my gym always comes out too cold.

You poor thing! It's rough out there.

Try to do you're lunch bangs early. Anything after 2pm will mess your motivation up at night

 

[Tuthmosis]

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[Belize King]

Deployment style:

I don't like when the Pinay TCN's are only into me for my money hoping to get a free ticket out of their 250 USD a month job.

I hate the fact that I can only buy gold 50 grams at a time and there isn't 22kt gold at my location. Dealers need to step there gold game up.

I don't like that my first custom suit is going to take 2 weeks to ship from Turkey.

I don't like that fact that a pack of Kools price went up 15 cents this year. How can I use you cig game with prices going up?

 

[username]

First world problems is complaining about stupid shit that third worlder would die to have the problem or complaining about stupid shit that doesn't matter at all. Ex:

 

[Roosh]

Losing your voice in a loud club.

 

[Moma]

Getting bored over eating the same thing (chicken and steak).

 

[WesternCancer]

Not being able to eat a stupid amount of turkey because I have to save room for pie.

 

[porscheguy]

So many options at Dunkin' Donuts, and only room for 12 in the box.

Sometimes the local Walmart doesn't carry the proper engine oil I need to use in my Porsche.

 

[Laner]

My microwave knocks out my WiFi signal that I use to play music wireless throughout my flat.

 

[Hotwheels]

It bothers me that all the broads at Tilted Kilt are sluts but I haven't figured out an angle yet.

 

[Kickb]

I ran out of milk so I have to mix my super advanced whey protein with water

 

[Prophylaxis]

Waiting for HD porn movies to buffer

 

[jmoney29]

Gym showers have too many people who don't cover up properly

 

[patron]

The banks always give me 2,000 pesos bills, when I try use them on the street, nobody has change for them.