First world problems (RVF edition)
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All of my customers have been paying their bills with credit cards the last two days and I like having cash in my pocket. The 400 dollars I have on me makes me feel naked.
I hate watching movies I like with girls I want to bang. Every time, I invariably get distracted from the movie and don't see it all.
Laner said:
WTF? That's surely not what a well-functioning microwave should do. The microwaves emitted by the source inside it should not be getting through its shielding materials and outside, even in trace quantities.
I hate going to the club, meeting a seemingly enthusiastic girl who wants to buy me a drink and then having her flake the day after.
Laner said:
which means there are microwaves floating around your house? ... is that safe?
La Familia
Robin
I hate when it's raining outside and I have to switch from my dish receiver to cable just to watch football. The HD lost makes the game not worth watching.
20th Level
Pigeon
I hate touch screen keyboards. I want to buy a phone with a physical keyboard but the fashion police say its illegal and punishable by death.
The wheel on my mouse isn't working consistently so I sometimes have to use the scroll bar to see the new RVF posts.
Strip club dares to be closed at 4 am and either I'm too drunk or the glass door is too sturdy to put my foot through it in spur-of-the-moment retaliation!!!!! the nerve...
A citation for taking a leak in public when the shitter at the bar's got a line all the way to the front door?!!! Charge me double and let me finish pissing, Ahole.
And it pisses me off to no end that it's mandatory to have a credit card to check into a hotel room. Don't look at me like I'm a crack dealer, bitch - by the way, what time do you get off work?
It drives me nuts how women sometimes have the audacity to kiss you first around here. Slow your roll, Girl. I didn't even brush my teeth this morning.
Oh, and what's with girls who find it funny to talk about taking a shit or getting fucked by other guys? Please put your nuts back in your purse and grow a vagina already.
Guys who think they're gangsters when their parents still pay their cell phone bills. Or even worse - guys who think a Sons of Anarchy shirt makes them look tough. If I ever start wearing a tshirt for my favorite tv show and, worse, think it makes me look like a toughguy, please do me a favor and bitchslap me...hard.
A citation for taking a leak in public when the shitter at the bar's got a line all the way to the front door?!!! Charge me double and let me finish pissing, Ahole.
And it pisses me off to no end that it's mandatory to have a credit card to check into a hotel room. Don't look at me like I'm a crack dealer, bitch - by the way, what time do you get off work?
It drives me nuts how women sometimes have the audacity to kiss you first around here. Slow your roll, Girl. I didn't even brush my teeth this morning.
Oh, and what's with girls who find it funny to talk about taking a shit or getting fucked by other guys? Please put your nuts back in your purse and grow a vagina already.
Guys who think they're gangsters when their parents still pay their cell phone bills. Or even worse - guys who think a Sons of Anarchy shirt makes them look tough. If I ever start wearing a tshirt for my favorite tv show and, worse, think it makes me look like a toughguy, please do me a favor and bitchslap me...hard.
1st world girls complaining when you give them 3rd world diseases. Some people in the world don't even have running water or electricity, Lady - how about a little perspective?
I slept for 20 hours the other day and my neck still hurts.
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