First world problems (RVF edition)

[Parlay44]

I ate too much at the Indian Buffet today at lunch. Burping up some leftover spicy goodness.

 

[Drazen]

I woke up too late this morning from partying last night. Didn't have a chance to properly iron my shirt for work, so I just used my garment steamer instead.

 

[Drazen]

This "pod coffee" provided at work tastes like crap, so I have to bring my own french press and beans to get decent coffee.

 

[dk902]

I really hate when you have a banana which has been sitting for an extra day, and it has peely bits inside.

 

[at350zguyy]

getting paid to waste time at my day job.

 

[Teedub]

Cultural Marxism being infested everywhere.

 

[dk902]

How about those tools that call themselves bartenders yet never pour a drink properly, and either a) give you no head on the beer or b) the whole glass full of froth.

 

[el mechanico]

How about those tools that call themselves bartenders yet never pour a drink properly, and either a) give you no head on the beer or b) the whole glass full of froth.

Fuck yeah! I make 10X better drinks at my house than most those fools!

 

[RougeNoir]

How about those tools that call themselves bartenders yet never pour a drink properly, and either a) give you no head on the beer or b) the whole glass full of froth.

What's the problem with no head on the beer?

 

[dk902]

How about those tools that call themselves bartenders yet never pour a drink properly, and either a) give you no head on the beer or b) the whole glass full of froth.

What's the problem with no head on the beer?

Who doesn't like a bit of head?

 

[Hotwheels]

I'm debating whether to go with Dish or Direct...

 

[el mechanico]

I'm debating whether to go with Dish or Direct...

People here pull the dishes off the their houses because they think it looks white trash. Tether off your superphone

 

[Hotwheels]

I'm debating whether to go with Dish or Direct...

People here pull the dishes off the their houses because they think it looks white trash. Tether off your superphone

Reception isn't good enough.

Towards the back of the house it will be invisible.

 

[Ensam]

Hotel restaurant overcooked my venison for the second time this week.

 

[Cincinnatus]

Having a cold/flu really blows.

People in most parts of the world worry about shit like rabies, cholera, typhus, etc. I'm pissed about having a simple upper respiratory infection.

 

[Tuthmosis]

I'm starved, and I have a fridge full of fresh groceries, but I'm too sore from the gym to get up and make anything--and all the good delivery places are closed.

 

[Master Of My Own Kingdom]

I deserve to express my indigant fury, at the minimum wage workers who forgot to put the extra slice of bacon in my extra exotic whooper, like I wanted.

I can't post in IRT threads anymore because it is locked.

I can't feed the trolls with perfect liberty and generosity because I will get banned.

 

[Veloce]

I spilled freshly pressed green juice on my organic cotton henley shirt yesterday, fuck!

 

[Master Of My Own Kingdom]

Profoundly undecided about which diet I will take -paleo, vegan or Atkins?

Can't see when finally learning game and approaching women will pay dividends. Calling fatties and hookers everywhere

 

[JohnKreese]

I'm about to have to walk .8 miles to the bars. Bullshit.