Flats over high heels

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Handsome Creepy Eel

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vrtrahan said:
I'm not actually short - 5'8. But yeah girls who would normally be a good height for me end up awkward due to wearing them.

Eh, come on. I'm 5'5'' and it's just a good excuse to tease taller girls with "don't worry, I'm tall where it matters".

There are many problems with the dating market and women's obsession with height, but heels are not really among them.
 

Oz.

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Handsome Creepy Eel said:
vrtrahan said:
I'm not actually short - 5'8. But yeah girls who would normally be a good height for me end up awkward due to wearing them.

Eh, come on. I'm 5'5'' and it's just a good excuse to tease taller girls with "don't worry, I'm tall where it matters".

There are many problems with the dating market and women's obsession with height, but heels are not really among them.

I'm also 5'5 the three of us can make our way to mount doom in the next LoTR movie
 

Kieran

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I like heels for how they make women's arses and legs look but prefer them on boots with skinny jeans or something than stiletto type shoes and dresses. A lot of girls just look cheap / like prostitutes in the tight dress and heels combination. Not my style.

Flat shoes are fine too for me - if a girl is fine then she's fine regardless.
 

iop890

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Thomas the Rhymer said:
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Who is this semen demon?
 

Rocha

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Saladin said:
High heels look good but can cockblock you. They're painful so they put some girls in a bad mood. Not to mention, during pulling time, if you even have to walk a block, it just kills the girl.

I wouldn't mind the girl wearing them on a date or when we're hanging out after we've banged, but in most situations a girl in flats or low heels is much better IMO. You have more flexibility and mobility, and its easier to vibe when she's not spending half her mentally energy on walking because of her 6 inch heels. Smaller heels still make her look good.

I won't lie though, I'm curious to see what some of the girls I banged would look like all made up with a tight dress and heels. It would be an ego boost for sure.

No such problems with Russians/Ukranians, they fly over heels...
 

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See how most examples here are foreign girls?

I never used to like high heels, as when you watch Australian women on heels, they're like constipated T-Rexes. They also get sore feet / ankles / legs, and become even nastier to you than usual. The cockblock by heels thing above is very true. Then there's the obsession with height, and as a 5'7" bloke, I'm already at a disadvantage.

That was until I started dating foreign (mostly European) girls and travelled overseas... Now I'm a believer!
 

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Rocha said:
Saladin said:
High heels look good but can cockblock you. They're painful so they put some girls in a bad mood. Not to mention, during pulling time, if you even have to walk a block, it just kills the girl.

I wouldn't mind the girl wearing them on a date or when we're hanging out after we've banged, but in most situations a girl in flats or low heels is much better IMO. You have more flexibility and mobility, and its easier to vibe when she's not spending half her mentally energy on walking because of her 6 inch heels. Smaller heels still make her look good.

I won't lie though, I'm curious to see what some of the girls I banged would look like all made up with a tight dress and heels. It would be an ego boost for sure.

No such problems with Russians/Ukranians, they fly over heels...

I guess that makes sense. Foreign girls probably are better at handling heels and its not as much a cockblock with them.
 

Gustavus Adolphus

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What the hell are y'all talking about? I thought Suits had this taken care of, but OP still here babbling about women's shoes like a gay Al Bundy.

A woman that doesn't have some size heel on the bottom of the majority of her footwear is a fucking problem. Bare feet is just the next step she should take to be comfortable and/or permission to bring her wet hole in your bed. Not sure why this is confusing.
 

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Gustavus Adolphus said:
What the hell are y'all talking about? I thought Suits had this taken care of, but OP still here babbling about women's shoes like a gay Al Bundy.

A woman that doesn't have some size heel on the bottom of the majority of her footwear is a fucking problem. Bare feet is just the next step she should take to be comfortable and/or permission to bring her wet hole in your bed. Not sure why this is confusing.

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Suits

 
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Hey guys. Serious post here. I don't know about you guys but my dick literally falls off whenever I see a pretty girl with her hair done up in a bun.

Back when I was young and liberal, I thought that it was fine for a woman to decide when she wanted to do with her own body. But now that I'm old and pissed off, I've decided that this is all a big mistake.

I found some pics:

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Can we make hair-buns something we are against as a forum?
 

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Suits said:
Hey guys. Serious post here. I don't know about you guys but my dick literally falls off whenever I see a pretty girl with her hair done up in a bun.

Back when I was young and liberal, I thought that it was fine for a woman to decide when she wanted to do with her own body. But now that I'm old and pissed off, I've decided that this is all a big mistake.

I found some pics:

Can we make hair-buns something we are against as a forum?

Nah, it is needed for shower sex.
 

iop890

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Hey, the high heels thread is back. I don't have any more pictures to contribute though.

Someone summon Excelsior.
 

MdWanderer

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HighSpeed_LowDrag said:
Veloce said:

As a Forces member that photo infuriates me.

Yet, to be honest, I can't even say that surprises me.

I agree as well being a member of the Armed Forces. I think they were doing it for Sexual Assault awareness (and as you know you're not a real member of the military unless you have done a million Sexual Assault trainings) but still they couldn't wear a patch or a ribbon?

And on the subject of feet, a woman who wears toe shoes is automatically unfuckable in my book, even if she was a perfect 10.
 
While this thread definitely went in the direction I was hoping for, I will add a caveat...

Wedges.

I fucking hate them.

I'm all for the posture & prettiness of the heel itself, but wedges look retarded & completely detract from the dainty aesthetic of the heel, which in my book is a massive fucking fail.

Bonus hate from me if your wedges look like cork, lizards.
 
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