Flight Attendant Confesses In Book: "I Had Sex In The Cockpit & Fucked Billionaires"=

[Parlay44]

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"He didn’t want to commit — and I had an endless supply of handsome, wealthy men at my disposal."

Lol, no, wealthy men had you at their disposal. It doesn't work both ways. These stories sound more like a travelling escort than a stewardess.

A woman is only worth as much as the wealthiest man that's willing to commit to her. That's the part women can't figure out.

You're a rich man's cum dumpster and poor man's wife.

 

[kaotic]

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As soon as I saw the picture I knew she was british, some of the worst women in the world.

Dubai Duece.

Classic hamstering.

Guaranteed she's bullshitting alot of these stories to attention whore and sell books.

The dude she married, in British slang is a tosser.

 

[WanderingSoul]

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Wait until she sells a million copies and signs her movie deal, then split and take her for half.

How old are her children? Surely she was a horrible mother. Only a horrible mother would even consider writing a book like this. Poor fuckers.

 

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

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If this bit about billionaires wooing her to convince her to date/marry them is true, then the thirst has truly reached unstoppable proportions!

 

[Ghaleon]

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I hate to be 'that guy' but there is the possibility that all of this is made up. I feel like she created all of these fantastic tales in order to sell her book. I bet 80% of it is fiction.

 

[WalterBlack]

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I swear, English women are the most shameless whores on Earth. It doesn't even matter whether the details are 100% or not - it's enough that her brain felt the need to put such things out there.

I was born and raised in UK. UK white women are a disaster, stay the fuck away from them!

The average UK white woman is strictly pump and dump (wrapped up of course).

 

[Deepdiver]

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Damn this thread just gave me a great new idea for a blatantly sexual commercial book and movie script...

Thanks guys...

 

[Brodiaga]

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Damn this thread just gave me a great new idea for a blatantly sexual commercial book and movie script...

Thanks guys...

Yeah, a guy can pretend to be a chick a write about Dubai sheikhs pissing and shitting in his face. The title is 50 Shades of Brown.

 

[MrXY]

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I knew the instant I saw her pic she had to be English.

 

[Kabal]

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In Gatwick Airport en route to Vegas, I met a dapper doctor — a Hugh Grant look-alike with a posh British accent — named Stephen. I was convinced I’d found my husband.

“I’m ready to settle down with a genuine girl,” he told me over a quiet dinner.

As we walked hand-inhand to the hotel room, I could see myself marrying him, walking down the aisle as a doctor’s wife.

We had a steamy night of amazing sex, but when I woke up the next morning, he was gone.

I was heartbroken and humiliated.

 

[CaptainS]

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A. She didn't have sex in a Cessna. This is the cockpit of a "2-seat Cessna":

Also, trip from England to the Florida Keys in a "2 seat Cessna" would take at least a week.

B. I dated a stewardess, they do NOT put them in the same hotels where billionaires stay. I forget the name, but there was a cheap hotel off Manchester where they put them in LA. The lounge there was an untapped goldmine of pussy! Then I stupidly got a girlfriend and moved away for work...

C. She met Branson at work parties at least once, but he never knew her name.

D. All of these men "at her disposal" and she couldn't arrange more money? She should have walked away with several million at least.

The reality is that she was a stewardess, fucked random dudes in various cities, one (maybe two) of them had some money - NONE of them were ever "at her disposal" and she was never more than a porta potty.

Her body has held up better than expected, wonder how many diseases she has?

 

[EuphoricWizard]

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It's amazing the difference a woman whose a 4 lookswise and a 1 personality lives like compared to a similar male. Maybe it's just me but can someone explain why "crazy" stories always involve destroying people's shit. Throwing a sofa out a window and destroying a hottub just seems dumb to me.

 

[samsamsam]

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Wait until she sells a million copies and signs her movie deal, then split and take her for half.

How old are her children? Surely she was a horrible mother. Only a horrible mother would even consider writing a book like this. Poor fuckers.

Will her movie be as good as hers?

 

[CaptainS]

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Will her movie be as good as hers?

All of that plastic surgery and she didn't take care of that Frankenstein bolt on her neck?

 

[samsamsam]

All of that plastic surgery and she didn't take care of that Frankenstein bolt on her neck?

In an interview she said that if she would remove it then people who knew her would know she had plastic surgery, she didn't want to make it obvious

 

[Ingocnito]

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I live 50 min from an international airport in the US. Last month a banged a Brazilian flight attendant a few times. I got the impression that she was hiding a mildly similar lifestyle flying regularly between the US and Sao Paulo. She was the tallest girl I've banged in a while at 6'. I guess that accent and ass got me.

 

[Tuthmosis]

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The fact that she thinks it's ok to even write this article as a married woman says it all.

One last salvo to relive her "glory days." It's the filthy attention-whorong slut equivalent of "scoring four touchdowns in a high school football game." The guy who marries this type of urinal should be stoned to death.

 

[Quintus Curtius]

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One last salvo to relive her "glory days." It's the filthy attention-whorong slut equivalent of "scoring four touchdowns in a high school football game." The guy who marries this type of urinal should be stoned to death.

Well, Tuth, how about this...

I saw this story yesterday at the BBC's website:

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33113238

Chick was a prostitute and drug user for 25 years, scraping the absolute dregs of society, and plumbing the depths of degradation and depravity.

And then, magic!

She becomes a reformed do-gooder. Her medical bills and rehab are paid for by the government. That is: you and me.

And then she finds some guy to MARRY her. Some guy actually wifed her up.

Hear her tell it:

Following my time as a prostitute, I simply wasn't ready for another relationship. But after three years of healing and abstinence, I met an extraordinary man. I was very picky - he likes to joke that I asked him more questions than the parole board. He didn't judge me for any of the things that had happened before we met. When he looked at me he didn't even see those things - he says all he saw was a girl with a pretty smile that he wanted to be a part of his life. I sure wanted to be a part of his too. He supports me in everything I do, and we celebrated 10 years of marriage last year.



Yes, you read that right. Even the drug-using hooker was "picky."

Thirst kills.

 

[Atticus]

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For God's sake QC. Give us a trigger warning next time when you post a link to an unimaginable horror!

It really is sad though... For so many men the choice comes down to a lifetime of involuntary celibacy or committing to a human toilet...

 

[samsamsam]

For God's sake QC. Give us a trigger warning next time when you post a link to an unimaginable horror!

It really is sad though... For so many men the choice comes down to a lifetime of involuntary celibacy or committing to a human toilet...

I was tempted to post her pic, but didn't have the heart.