MikeS said:A machete would be one of my picks too... After the downfall of civilized society when openly carrying weapons in large sizes and quantities seems like the smart thing to do when taking a stroll downtown. Or if I'm hiding from aggressive muslim hikers in a forest.
Don't hold your breath.
Place a higher focus on knowledge, fitness, game, and wealth. Until such time as the world ends you should act as though it intends to spin on.