Forum daughters master thread

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kaotic

Owl
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

I'd rather rock the Donald Pump tank than the hat, it's fucking hilarious.

Ray especially Suits, don't meet him, I don't know what kind of degenerate hangs out at a micro brewery.
 

Kona

Crow
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!
 

Mercenary

Hummingbird
RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

Kona said:
I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

:laugh:
Who here will dare take on Kona for the chance to date his sister ?
This reminds me of that scene in Wayne's World 2 where Wayne has to impress AND fight the father of the girl he likes, in order to date her.


Turn on subtitles to get the full humor

 

Snowplow

Pelican
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

Kona said:
I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'm 6'5" tall, ripped, <5% body fat, stupidly wealthy, devilishly handsome and an engineer.

Qualified? :tard:
 

cascadecombo

Ostrich
RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

^ You would need to be a businessman on the level of Trump I would reckon.
 

Kona

Crow
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

Snowplow said:
Kona said:
I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'm 6'5" tall, ripped, <5% body fat, stupidly wealthy, devilishly handsome and an engineer.

Qualified? :tard:

Your name is snowplow, but you are an engineer? Are you a designer of snow plows?

If so, how do you plan to support a family in Hawaii, considering there is very little snow to plow here?

Also, I need to measure my sisterxbut I bet she's around five three. How is the 14 inch difference between the two of you to be overcome?

Aloha!
 

Endurance

Pelican
Orthodox Catechumen
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

Kona said:
I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

100k followers? I need to make sure we are in the pre-Dubai stage of her Instagram life before we continue these negotiations Kona.

Once confirmed, I challenge Snowplow to a trial by combat. No Snowplows allowed.
 

Rhyme or Reason

 
Banned
RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say dating a forum members daughter would end...


Badly.
 

Kona

Crow
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

MiscBrah said:
100k followers? I need to make sure we are in the pre-Dubai stage of her Instagram life before we continue these negotiations Kona.

Well if putting her off on one of you guys doesn't work, I may be sending her to Dubai myself.

Aloha!
 

Snowplow

Pelican
Gold Member
RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

Kona said:
Snowplow said:
Kona said:
I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'm 6'5" tall, ripped, <5% body fat, stupidly wealthy, devilishly handsome and an engineer.

Qualified? :tard:

Your name is snowplow, but you are an engineer? Are you a designer of snow plows?

If so, how do you plan to support a family in Hawaii, considering there is very little snow to plow here?

Also, I need to measure my sisterxbut I bet she's around five three. How is the 14 inch difference between the two of you to be overcome?

Aloha!

Snowplow is just a name. Look at the signature! Hell click the link even.


MiscBrah said:
Kona said:
I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

100k followers? I need to make sure we are in the pre-Dubai stage of her Instagram life before we continue these negotiations Kona.

Once confirmed, I challenge Snowplow to a trial by combat. No Snowplows allowed.

I accept. Bring it on younggin!
 

philosophical_recovery

Hummingbird
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

Kona said:
MiscBrah said:
100k followers? I need to make sure we are in the pre-Dubai stage of her Instagram life before we continue these negotiations Kona.

Well if putting her off on one of you guys doesn't work, I may be sending her to Dubai myself.

Aloha!

:mindblown2:
 

Leonard D Neubache

Owl
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

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Leonard D Neubache

Owl
Gold Member
RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

Liberty Sea said:
^ where is that meme from?
Just curious.

I carefully crafted it using thousands of variously coloured bed sheets, a very wide, open space and some aerial photography.

Alternately I found a suitable picture and used imeme. :banana:
 

Liberty Sea

Pelican
RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

^Was just curious who that old man is (like, what the movie he is from is). I saw it elsewhere but didn't know the origin.
 

marty

Woodpecker
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RE: She cooks, she cleans...shes a forum members daughter.

This is going to be a looooong thread.
 
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