Inspired by this
thread. I'm looking for a forum member's daughter, sister, or other family member to marry. We need a separate one to make offers, hold auctions, and conduct negotiations. Please post your counteroffers and your own offers below.
If you have a daughter that fits this description please feel free to post a
look-alike picture (Not a real picture of course) of your daughter and what you want for her.
For a woman who meets the highest of standards, (8+, Virgin, cooks, cleans, religious, submissive, ect.) I offer the following:
1 case Arm & Hammer baking soda
2 jars apple cider vinegar
1 box Cuban cigars
2 Gallons unpasteurized milk from farm in Serbia
1 year gym membership to gym of your choosing
1 fitted suit (or equivalent cost shoes, watch, or other clothing item)
1 Bottle of Pappy van Winkle, fine wine, or champange.
1 year supply of vitamin D
6 pairs boot socks (O.D. green)
1 twelve week cycle of HGH and test.
1 year subscription to Brigade Quartermaster Magazine
1 night all inclusive VIP to club of your choosing
1 spot to private community after world ends and food/protection for your family
1 AR-15 or similar weapon of your choosing (No pistols, I fucking hate pistols)
1000 rounds of ammunition for above weapon
1 K-BAR bayonet
1 All inclusive week trip to Poland, Ukraine, Moscow, Belgrade, or Colombia.
1 purebred German Shepherd
1 Dewalt 18v Cordless Power Tool Set (7 pc.)
Unlimited access to my motorcycle
Unlimited access to my cottage in Serbia when inheritance is complete
1 sick-ass brother/son-in-law
Please respond with reasonable counter-offer. Serious inquiries only.
Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.
Best,
PP