Fuck Jezebel. "Fuck your boyfriend in the ass to keep him toughtful"

[germanico]

Hipsters grow their beards out for the same reason they give pink clothes to girl babies: so people can tell what gender they are.

 

[Samseau]

Hilarious thread Yeah, this is pretty wack shit. The bedroom is the place where a man can express his dominance in the relationship.. Straight guys taking it face down, ass up is pretty ridiculous.. Wow

Fucking faggots and leftists.

But can we leave out the homophobic slurs? One thing to laugh at beta straight guys; another thing to use bigoted language.

Who gives a fuck about the gays?

I certainly don't.

I like the gays. The average beta male could learn quite a bit from watching how gay men interact with women.

I don't care if gays have game. Homos are lame and it's good to make fun of fags whenever one feels like it.

Disclaimer: I live with a gay roommate, and use the words "Faggot, fag, homo, queer, butt pirate, etc." all the time and he doesn't care.

You know why? Because fags love men more than most women do, and so they'll appreciate a handsome man even if he's bigoted as hell.

 

[Screwston]

Hipsters grow their beards out for the same reason they give pink clothes to girl babies: so people can tell what gender they are.

Lol I never thought about it like that. Hipsters grow out beards to compensate for being little bitches :mindblown:

Hilarious thread Yeah, this is pretty wack shit. The bedroom is the place where a man can express his dominance in the relationship.. Straight guys taking it face down, ass up is pretty ridiculous.. Wow

Fucking faggots and leftists.

But can we leave out the homophobic slurs? One thing to laugh at beta straight guys; another thing to use bigoted language.

Who gives a fuck about the gays?

I certainly don't.

I like the gays. The average beta male could learn quite a bit from watching how gay men interact with women.

I don't care if gays have game. Homos are lame and it's good to make fun of fags whenever one feels like it.

Disclaimer: I live with a gay roommate, and use the words "Faggot, fag, homo, queer, butt pirate, etc." all the time and he doesn't care.

You know why? Because fags love men more than most women do, and so they'll appreciate a handsome man even if he's bigoted as hell.

Plus, why would you watch a faggot interacting with a girl to learn game? They talk shit and fuck with them so much because they can get away with it and are as seen as one of the girls. It wont work for most straight guys.

 

[Samseau]

Plus, why would you watch a faggot interacting with a girl to learn game? They talk shit and fuck with them so much because they can get away with it and are as seen as one of the girls. It wont work for most straight guys.

I've actually run gay guy game once. It was Montreal. Was talking to a girl and her friends, and they were cold as hell.

Then I told one girl I was gay. She suddenly became really friendly and started touching me and then told all of her friends I was gay. They all opened up to me and started asking me a ton of questions.

Afterwards they invited me out for a smoke and I'm pretty sure I could have snuck back into their hotel room had I tried. I'm just unsure of how to close as a gay guy, since isolating a girl could be a problem. But the line to use is, "I don't know what a girl feels like..."

 

[ColSpanker]

Reminds me of the Feauxmosexual sequence in that movie THE YOUNG PERSON'S GUIDE TO GETTING DOWN.

 

[ColSpanker]

I'm starting to wonder how these emo hipsters are bred. I was sitting and doing work at my computer at a favorite coffee shop last night when I overheard a bunch of skate rats talk about the "gay prom". "Gay prom"? There is a fucking prom for gay high school kids? In my day "gay prom" was the punch line to a Red Foxx joke.

 

[ColSpanker]

And one more thing. One of the regulars at the same coffee shop is a college kid who passes for the double of the guy holding the "strap-on" sign. He has all kinds of Democracy Now! and lefty stickers on his laptop. Che would've put a dress on him and let each of his men have a turn.

 

[Walderschmidt]

This is what happens to the world when you eliminate bullying. You used to get your ass kicked for shit like this.

Part of me wants to say this is dead wrong. I've been on both the giving and receiving end of bullying, at one point in elementary school one of them and 3 of his friends were going to beat the shit out of me. I found out about it ahead of time and snuck past them but was pretty terrified. I was a late bloomer. Shit changed when I hit puberty.

Anyway I'm in agreement now. The older I get, the more I realize we're less human and more animal than anyone realizes. It really is dog-eat-dog out there. If I ever have a son first thing I'm gonna teach him is how to fight dirty.

I went to military school for three years. I got bullied for 2.5 of those three years. My bully was bigger, had more rank, and the ear of the faculty. I decided the only thing I could do was out perform.

At the end of the three years, I graduated the military middle school with straight As as Valedictorian. Then when I got to highschool, instead of being bogged down by learning how not to be a pussy, I started learning how to get some.

I can't say I enjoyed those three years, but they may have been one of the best things that happened to me.

It doesn't sound so bad because I don't wish to detail what happened really so much as the benefit I actually got in the end. I wouldn't go so far as to say I am pro-bullying, but the way we deal with it today is so so wrong, making it worse.

Wald

 

[Walderschmidt]

I've actually run gay guy game once. It was Montreal. Was talking to a girl and her friends, and they were cold as hell.

Then I told one girl I was gay. She suddenly became really friendly and started touching me and then told all of her friends I was gay. They all opened up to me and started asking me a ton of questions.

Afterwards they invited me out for a smoke and I'm pretty sure I could have snuck back into their hotel room had I tried. I'm just unsure of how to close as a gay guy, since isolating a girl could be a problem. But the line to use is, "I don't know what a girl feels like..."

That'd be really helpful for guy who was really inexperienced in bed.

 

[GenJx]

put your poonani on my fanny
strap on a dildo then pound me

 

[germanico]

I went to military school for three years. I got bullied for 2.5 of those three years. My bully was bigger, had more rank, and the ear of the faculty. I decided the only thing I could do was out perform.

What happened to kicking each others shit out behind the barracks?

 

[Walderschmidt]

I went to military school for three years. I got bullied for 2.5 of those three years. My bully was bigger, had more rank, and the ear of the faculty. I decided the only thing I could do was out perform.

What happened to kicking each others shit out behind the barracks?

Almost got kicked out my first year for how I dealt with it.

Had to be careful how I took risks.

Edit: Also - in military university I go to now, people can get kicked out for being in a fight. It's fucking stupid.

 

[Cr33pin]

Im down for a girl to stick a finger or 8 in my bum while blowing me... From people I know who are into it they swear by it

 

[MidniteSpecial]

Yo the little video clip pics in this thread have me dying laughing.

One time I was at a happy ending spot and lady tried to put her finger in my ass when I wouldn't cum right off the bat.

I was like, "hell no lady what the fuck."

She said, "lot of guys like this. You cum now."

I said, "what the fuck!!!!???"

 

[sucio44]

I have to admit- I've had girls lick my asshole before and it felt good. But, the idea of taking a dildo in the ass is crazy. Even more so because it's just to supplicate her need to feel dominant. You might as well be a gay man.

Rimjobs are great, they give you pleasure and degrade the woman at the same time. Win-win.

HOLY SHIT that was a funny reply! Win-win

 

[Pinch]

"Every man here knows what it's like to be feared by women, and women fear us for damn good reasons. They fear us because we are the overwhelmingly the perpetrators of sexual violence."

Hugo ' :gay: ' Schwyzer


Hugo's Solution? Does he have one?

Fuck your boyfriend in the ass and make him more respectful and feminist friendly.

Makes sense.. unchballs:

How far detached from reality can a person get? This dude is the posterboy of pure bullshit.

This is why the 'manosphere' is important. From that article posted on Jezebel and this video of him speaking... I'm at a loss for words.

"A mans respect does not need to depend on upon how few previous lovers a woman has had."

 

[el mechanico]

Jezebel is place where the weakest forms of life try to troll the strongest. I used to click the links but realized that those people are the same types that would always need counselling as children. Ignore them and they'll go away.

 

[LoveBug]

Don't understand why she even likes men..

Also, don't understand why he likes women

 

[germanico]

Im down for a girl to stick a finger or 8 in my bum while blowing me... From people I know who are into it they swear by it

Thats one thing. But proclaiming to the world that you deserve to feel manly because you like your 'girl' to fuck you like a little bitch is a whole other thing.

 

[blackglasses]

nothing wrong with getting fisted by a bad bitch. All my buds swear by it. Just imagine a hot big-breasted woman sliding her feminine hand into your rectum. god damn i just blew a load on my keyboard.