Funny Viagra Story

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FretDancer

Ostrich
Another thing, I'm curious to the difference between Cialis and Viagra. First time I've heard of Cialis.

I know I can google/wikipedia all of this but I would like experiences and answers from the community :)
 

Mujeriego

Kingfisher
FretDancer said:
Another thing, I'm curious to the difference between Cialis and Viagra. First time I've heard of Cialis.

I know I can google/wikipedia all of this but I would like experiences and answers from the community :)

I decided to "guinea pig" myself for the forum and tried cialis last weekend. I prefer it to viagra mainly because of the duration of its effectiveness. It made me horny as hell but that could be a placebo effect. That being said, I doubt using these drugs can be good for you so this'll be the end of my experimentation.
 

kosko

Peacock
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Cialis > Viagara. The blue pill is a joke compared to might cialis. I have never taken any but my homies swear by cialis since it gives you a little bit more control. Viagara is time dependent and will more or less give you a boner which you can't loose. Cialis my homies say is better since you can pop it way ahead of time and once you reach that threshold of hornyness there is no turning back! Viagara you spot a broad in lulus and your done.
 

chyamor

Pelican
Downunder said:
Here is a reputable site and their stuff works fine!

https://mysecuretabs.com/index.html

Have a browse and see what you think. Good idea to read the customer reviews on the products.

I ordered and have tried both Cialis and Levitra, will try big blue next time, neither of those two did anything for me. Am I not taking it the right away? Pop it in 30 minutes before I know any bed action is going to start correct?
 

Spike

Hummingbird
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I used cialis because i was in bad shape when traveling. (no exercise, eating crappy food,lack of sleep,lots of drinking and smoking). I'm 35 but i feel like i'm too young for Viagra and never tried it. Cialis should only be used to avoid whiskey dick.

You can pop half a tab of cialis on friday night around 10 before you go out and have a raging boner when needed the whole weekend.

I would advise against taking a whole tab of cialis. It gave me extreme sinus congestion as a side effect and i could barely breath while heaving sex.
 
I can usually get stiff if the wind blows right, but a buddy slid me a cialis a few weeks ago and I popped it that weekend. It was almost annoying.. I would get an erection if my jeans rubbed me the wrong way. Virtually ANY stimulation would cause it. The shit lasted for at least 2 solid days and I had a raging headache the next day. Probably shouldn't have taken the whole thing.

On a more positive note, its definitely true that you can keep banging after you pop. I was having marathon sessions, ended up stopping due to mutual discomfort from constant friction.

I would probably do it again, due to the marathon aspect---but I wouldn't take more than a third of a pill.
 

mikeymike

Kingfisher
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if you dont care what the tabs look like you can get a cheaper deal here

https://www.mpresearchsupply.com/store/categories/RESEARCH-CHEMICALS-(R.C.)/?sort=featured&page=3

Ive used them forever and all my buddies get theirs through here, ships quick and the shit works but only ships to the US and Canada. Theyre caps and all come looking the same so theyre not fancy blister packs but if you dont give a shit you can get the 120 cap pack and try all 3 pills for like 50 cents a cap. Hard to beat that price, in the end fancy packing only matter if youre reselling which we shouldnt be. I love cialis, viagras awesome if you got a sure thing but its got a window so if shes not ready to go in an hr then youre fucked, cialis is the weekend safety net, take it friday and youre good till sunday morning so whatever you can get in during that time youre set. Levitra I didnt like. I got the jelly cialis in thailand and its just a pricy version of the same stuff it works and tastes good but at 3 bucks a pop, too pricy. Makes you fuck like a porn star ...its not a matter of needing it but for days when you wanna put on a show or 1st time and you wanna make an impression, bring this shit out
 

Cincinnatus

Hummingbird
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Hilarious stories.

Haven't taken any myself but I used to work with a twenty-something fellow that apparently popped a Viagra, expecting to fuck some broad later that evening. Apparently he wound up with a raging hard on that couldn't be fixed and a severe case of blue balls.

Long as my dick gets hard looking at a hot, naked woman in front of me, I won't be trying any.
 

Nujabes

Pigeon
Mike, I was looking for a cheaper deal, great, two questions......

- I'm looking at "Tadalafil" which is Cialis, it says "NOT FOR HUMAN USE, RESEARCH USE ONLY
Research Chemicals : Harmful if swallowed.".... haha, why does it say that?

- I wanna put on a show, when you say perform like a "porn star", give some details... do you remain hard right after you bust a nut? Are you rock hard after multiple nuts?
 

mikeymike

Kingfisher
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youre not legally allowed to sell chems in the US or Canada, but if you label it as a research chemical and write not for human consumption its a legal grey area and they can sell it legally. Thats the only reason for that disclaimer, if they dont have that the government can come down on them hard.

If youre mentally ready to fuck after busting a nut then the cialis will be with ya to keep ya going. Viagra may be a little better at keeping you concrete post nut but short window, cialis ive easily nutted 4 times and it was still keeping me hard but I just had nothing left, the last pop was f'in dust lol Viagra keeps you hard whether you want to be or not, cialis you have to be feeling it and then youre good to go but if your minds not into it cialis wont get ya hard. Most of us are pretty good aout havin our heads into it so cialis just makes ya able to plow through walls without gettin soft and for as long as you need it while the drugs active
 

Screwston

 
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mikeymike said:
if you dont care what the tabs look like you can get a cheaper deal here

https://www.mpresearchsupply.com/store/categories/RESEARCH-CHEMICALS-(R.C.)/?sort=featured&page=3

Ive used them forever and all my buddies get theirs through here, ships quick and the shit works but only ships to the US and Canada. Theyre caps and all come looking the same so theyre not fancy blister packs but if you dont give a shit you can get the 120 cap pack and try all 3 pills for like 50 cents a cap. Hard to beat that price, in the end fancy packing only matter if youre reselling which we shouldnt be. I love cialis, viagras awesome if you got a sure thing but its got a window so if shes not ready to go in an hr then youre fucked, cialis is the weekend safety net, take it friday and youre good till sunday morning so whatever you can get in during that time youre set. Levitra I didnt like. I got the jelly cialis in thailand and its just a pricy version of the same stuff it works and tastes good but at 3 bucks a pop, too pricy. Makes you fuck like a porn star ...its not a matter of needing it but for days when you wanna put on a show or 1st time and you wanna make an impression, bring this shit out
do you think there's any difference in quality between those and the ones i got?
 

mikeymike

Kingfisher
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houston said:
mikeymike said:
if you dont care what the tabs look like you can get a cheaper deal here

https://www.mpresearchsupply.com/store/categories/RESEARCH-CHEMICALS-(R.C.)/?sort=featured&page=3

Ive used them forever and all my buddies get theirs through here, ships quick and the shit works but only ships to the US and Canada. Theyre caps and all come looking the same so theyre not fancy blister packs but if you dont give a shit you can get the 120 cap pack and try all 3 pills for like 50 cents a cap. Hard to beat that price, in the end fancy packing only matter if youre reselling which we shouldnt be. I love cialis, viagras awesome if you got a sure thing but its got a window so if shes not ready to go in an hr then youre fucked, cialis is the weekend safety net, take it friday and youre good till sunday morning so whatever you can get in during that time youre set. Levitra I didnt like. I got the jelly cialis in thailand and its just a pricy version of the same stuff it works and tastes good but at 3 bucks a pop, too pricy. Makes you fuck like a porn star ...its not a matter of needing it but for days when you wanna put on a show or 1st time and you wanna make an impression, bring this shit out
do you think there's any difference in quality between those and the ones i got?

in terms of results, none. Quality is right there with any generic youd find.
 

Nujabes

Pigeon
Appreciate it man, Yeah, normally my head is into multiple rounds but my dick isn't. Last question....

- When should I be popping Cialis and Viagra for it to take effect? 30 mins before? 15 mins?

Gonna order and I'll report back with results.
 

Sebastian

Pelican
the patent for viagra is expiring on March 27, 2012. they are doing a battle at the court to keep the patent.

If it really expires, the price will be very affordable :)
 

mikeymike

Kingfisher
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Both are dependant on the person, some people feel each in as quickly as 15 minutes, I like to give Cialis at least a half hour before the deed but its got a 36 hour life so you can pop it in the am fuck that evenining and pound away till the next afternoon and be alright so no need to wait till the last minute unless you're not sure its gonna happen and need to wait. Viagra same thing I like to give it anywhere from 30 min to an hour before, I usually feel it in about a half hour but you gotta know your girls good to go cause you will be on viagra, life spans about 4 hours but Ive never felt it last that long, id say 3s the tops ive noticed on it.
 

Screwston

 
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I got 20 mg Cialis and Liavtvria pills and 100 mg Viagra. Should I pop half of the Viagra? I think full Cialis and Liatvria pills will be ok.
 

Luvianka

Kingfisher
houston said:
I got 20 mg Cialis and Liavtvria pills and 100 mg Viagra. Should I pop half of the Viagra? I think full Cialis and Liatvria pills will be ok.

How old are you? 25 mg of Viagra is fine for a man below 50.
 
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