Funny Viagra Story

[Screwston]

I don't know if it was all in my head but I felt horny as hell on this pill. I got harder quicker than usual. As soon as we started kissing. I was rock hard for about 30 minutes and then busted. I didn't try to go for round but I was expecting to go for an hour so it sucks I busted that fast. I don't have a headache or feel nasty though. Dick is soft and normal now. A hell lot better than Cialis but maybe I need a full one? Weird because I ain't a huge guy.

 

[Big Nilla]

Dick is... normal now... Weird because I ain't a huge guy.

That's what she said! ha.

 

[rearman]

Personally, i think its desensitizing a bit.

That's been my experience with ED pills. Sure, I last longer, but I feel less. And why am I banging chicks? To make them feel better? I think not.

Also, I'm surprised some guys are reporting feeling hornier. Maybe a placebo effect? Never made me feel hornier, but when I was aroused, the erection would be stiffer and less sensitive.

 

[xmlenigma]

I am guessing Cialis is the thing to take if you possibly want to go for a 3rd round after 2nd time?

 

[MidniteSpecial]

Popping pills without reason is never a good idea. If you are having problems staying hard during sex:

First stop looking at porn. You are numbing your mind to sex and nudity. This results in problems maintaining an erection when you are with a real girl.

Second, stop masturbating. Don't touch your dick for a month for any reason other than to pee and wash.

You will be walking around with rock hard erections, guaranteed.

If you are still having problems after the above, then you may have physical issues that need to be addressed. ED can be warning a sign for serious medical issues down the road.

Has this worked for you? Not bashing here at all but stoping masterbation is a bad idea. If you don't use it you lose it. There's a way better alternative. You can masterbate everyday, 1-2 hours a day...the secret is to not cum when you do. Its called edging you get to the point of no return, stop, relax, breathe out, wait twenty seconds and repeat...this gives you a fuller hang all day and better erections. Kegel excercises also help erection quality a lot. When you urinate stop and start the flow of your stream 3 times. That's your pc muscle, you can squeeze that all throughout the day. I do 300 squeezes driving to work and on the way home usually try to get one long hold like for 5-10 minutes.

 

[rearman]

Kegel excercises also help erection quality a lot. When you urinate stop and start the flow of your stream 3 times. That's your pc muscle, you can squeeze that all throughout the day. I do 300 squeezes driving to work and on the way home usually try to get one long hold like for 5-10 minutes.

Have you found Kegel exercises help you during sex, like when you're getting very close to the point of no return, you can clamp down and prevent yourself from cumming even when you're still inside her?

I've found a little bit of Kegeling (never tried doing it regularly) can help me clamp down and back off from the edge when masturbating, and occasionally helps me back off from the edge if I pull out of the girl, but never worked for me if I stayed inside the girl, even when I stopped thrusting.

 

[UnW]

That's hilarious. Feel like trying it out just for lulz.

 

[MidniteSpecial]

Yeah sometimes I will kegel squeeze for like five minutes inside a girl and try to relax and inhale thru my nose and out my nose...when you inhale with the kegel picture the sexual energy running up your spine to your brain and than when you exhale picture the energy traveling down your front and gathering in your navel...this takes all the blood and focus away from the genitals and helps you last longer....and if you don't cume you have crazy energy after.... you can do this when edging too and eventually you can get to the point where you orgasm without ejaculation...they are two seperate things after all. Basically when you are edging and get close to the point of no return just relax like pretend your almost going to sleep and breathe out your nose than squeeze your pc....visualize the sexual energy all throughout your body and learn yourself and your arousal level....

 

[rearman]

Yeah sometimes I will kegel squeeze for like five minutes inside a girl and try to relax and inhale thru my nose and out my nose...when you inhale with the kegel picture the sexual energy running up your spine to your brain and than when you exhale picture the energy traveling down your front and gathering in your navel...this takes all the blood and focus away from the genitals and helps you last longer....and if you don't cume you have crazy energy after.... you can do this when edging too and eventually you can get to the point where you orgasm without ejaculation...they are two seperate things after all. Basically when you are edging and get close to the point of no return just relax like pretend your almost going to sleep and breathe out your nose than squeeze your pc....visualize the sexual energy all throughout your body and learn yourself and your arousal level....

Any books you would recommend on this subject? The simpler and more practical, the better. I tried reading Awaken Healing Energy by Mantak Chia but that was just too abstract for me.

 

[MidniteSpecial]

I read multi orgasmic man by mantak chia, you are right it is pretty out there sometimes that's why I try to really dumb it down and take my own easy approach...they way you look at things and the patience you go about it with is key...expermintation ya know.

Another good book is the tao of sexology : the book of infinte wisdom and the tao of health sex and longevity. Those three books changed my life. I'm trying to get into tantra and find a good book on that I just read one called "tantra, sex, orgasim and meditation" it was o.k. learned a few things but not really what I was looking for.

 

[rearman]

I read multi orgasmic man by mantak chia, you are right it is pretty out there sometimes that's why I try to really dumb it down and take my own easy approach...they way you look at things and the patience you go about it with is key...expermintation ya know.

Another good book is the tao of sexology : the book of infinte wisdom and the tao of health sex and longevity. Those three books changed my life. I'm trying to get into tantra and find a good book on that I just read one called "tantra, sex, orgasim and meditation" it was o.k. learned a few things but not really what I was looking for.

I think I saw reviews on Multi Orgasmic Man that insisted that you read some of Chia's other works about controlling energy before reading this book. Did you find you could make use of Multi Orgasmic Man as a standalone guide?

 

[MidniteSpecial]

I did make use of it without reading his other works. But it is like anything else...you have to practice by your self everyday until you get it, which he says can take up to six months...a lot of us guys I know including myself masterbated as quick as possible with one thing in mind, "getting off" so we literally train our self that fast stimulation equals ejaculation, like anything you can untrain your self but it takes hard work...I was a 30 second man back when I first started having sex I even sometimes came from dry humping.....I actually started edging with kegels before I even read the book to fix the problem and would have mini orgasims without cumming not knowing what I was doing....you basically jerk off get to the part where your about to bust let go and just really relax and you'll feel your prostate pumping and your dick getting real hard as if your cuming but you don't actually cum. Than once that subsides squeeze your kegel. Or you can even squeeze your pc at the point of no return but I like the relax method better find out what works for you. Than just focus on the feeling on your dick and transporting that energy all over your body...it sounds gay but if you have to rub your chest or thighs to really feel it than do it...anything to get all the attention off your genitals and circulating your body...my advice is try edging for like a week or two, I usually go for 45 mins to an hour...try to make sure you don't cum, and once you get good at that. Take a look at his book.

 

[MidniteSpecial]

Caution, If you use the techniques in tao of sexology chics will fall deeply in love with you so use it wisely.

 

[MidniteSpecial]

And for some reason I'm a lot better at edging and not ejaculatory orgasims when I smoke some weed before hand...don't know if you blaze but you can give that a shot too.

 

[Sebastian]

Dam I ordered from mprresearch. I thought it would be tablets. So I can cut it.

I got 90mg viagra in capsules. would I get heart attack if I swallow the whole capsule?
should I just consume half powder inside the capsule?

 

[mikeymike]

Dam I ordered from mprresearch. I thought it would be tablets. So I can cut it.

I got 90mg viagra in capsules. would I get heart attack if I swallow the whole capsule?
should I just consume half powder inside the capsule?

lol no, you won't get a heart attack unless you're old out of shape and your heart can't take it but if you're a healthy-ish individual you'll be fine, maybe a nasty headache tho...you can split the caps but the problem with splitting a cap is that it's part filler part active ingredient, you might end up splitting the cap and getting 75mg in one half and 15 mg in the other but you'll usually get an even enough split, just rip em apart cut the powder into 2, and down it, usually tastes like shit so chase it with something good.

 

[Sebastian]

LOL I will have too long erection with 90mg.

If anyone wants to buy 20 capsules of 90mg, let me know.
I don't need this much.

Dam I ordered from mprresearch. I thought it would be tablets. So I can cut it.

I got 90mg viagra in capsules. would I get heart attack if I swallow the whole capsule?
should I just consume half powder inside the capsule?

lol no, you won't get a heart attack unless you're old out of shape and your heart can't take it but if you're a healthy-ish individual you'll be fine, maybe a nasty headache tho...you can split the caps but the problem with splitting a cap is that it's part filler part active ingredient, you might end up splitting the cap and getting 75mg in one half and 15 mg in the other but you'll usually get an even enough split, just rip em apart cut the powder into 2, and down it, usually tastes like shit so chase it with something good.

 

[rhodey]

if you dont care what the tabs look like you can get a cheaper deal here

https://www.mpresearchsupply.com/store/categories/RESEARCH-CHEMICALS-(R.C.)/?sort=featured&page=3

Ive used them forever and all my buddies get theirs through here, ships quick and the shit works but only ships to the US and Canada. Theyre caps and all come looking the same so theyre not fancy blister packs but if you dont give a shit you can get the 120 cap pack and try all 3 pills for like 50 cents a cap. Hard to beat that price, in the end fancy packing only matter if youre reselling which we shouldnt be. I love cialis, viagras awesome if you got a sure thing but its got a window so if shes not ready to go in an hr then youre fucked, cialis is the weekend safety net, take it friday and youre good till sunday morning so whatever you can get in during that time youre set. Levitra I didnt like. I got the jelly cialis in thailand and its just a pricy version of the same stuff it works and tastes good but at 3 bucks a pop, too pricy. Makes you fuck like a porn star ...its not a matter of needing it but for days when you wanna put on a show or 1st time and you wanna make an impression, bring this shit out

Is that shit safe? I saw this under the cialis (Tafadil) description:

NOT FOR HUMAN USE, RESEARCH USE ONLY

Research Chemicals :

Harmful if swallowed. Irritating to eyes, respiratory system and skin. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately with plenty of water. During research wear suitable protective clothing and gloves. Keep unprotected persons away. For use only by qualified researchers. Water hazardous. Research in a well ventilated area. Do not breathe dust, vapor, mist or gas. Do not ingest or inhale. Use safety glasses face protection. Disposal must be made according to official regulations. Wash hands after handling. Store in a cool dry place. Usual precautionary measures should be adhered to in handling the chemicals & peptides.

 

[mikeymike]

if you dont care what the tabs look like you can get a cheaper deal here

https://www.mpresearchsupply.com/store/categories/RESEARCH-CHEMICALS-(R.C.)/?sort=featured&page=3

Ive used them forever and all my buddies get theirs through here, ships quick and the shit works but only ships to the US and Canada. Theyre caps and all come looking the same so theyre not fancy blister packs but if you dont give a shit you can get the 120 cap pack and try all 3 pills for like 50 cents a cap. Hard to beat that price, in the end fancy packing only matter if youre reselling which we shouldnt be. I love cialis, viagras awesome if you got a sure thing but its got a window so if shes not ready to go in an hr then youre fucked, cialis is the weekend safety net, take it friday and youre good till sunday morning so whatever you can get in during that time youre set. Levitra I didnt like. I got the jelly cialis in thailand and its just a pricy version of the same stuff it works and tastes good but at 3 bucks a pop, too pricy. Makes you fuck like a porn star ...its not a matter of needing it but for days when you wanna put on a show or 1st time and you wanna make an impression, bring this shit out

Is that shit safe? I saw this under the cialis (Tafadil) description:

NOT FOR HUMAN USE, RESEARCH USE ONLY

Research Chemicals :

Harmful if swallowed. Irritating to eyes, respiratory system and skin. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately with plenty of water. During research wear suitable protective clothing and gloves. Keep unprotected persons away. For use only by qualified researchers. Water hazardous. Research in a well ventilated area. Do not breathe dust, vapor, mist or gas. Do not ingest or inhale. Use safety glasses face protection. Disposal must be made according to official regulations. Wash hands after handling. Store in a cool dry place. Usual precautionary measures should be adhered to in handling the chemicals & peptides.

they're not allowed to sell it labeled for human use otherwise they're a pharmacy and you'd need a script...legal gray area...they say for research purposes only and then the owner does whatever they want with it they're not breaking any laws.

 

[RaulValdez739]

I'm curious to try but I'm in my early 20's. I'm afraid that it might mess up my boner that i get normally and i will need to rely on the pill. As stupid as it sounds.