Girl cheats at a run for attention...

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Atlanta Man

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I do not have yellow fever, WB sober, and would be very rough with her. Harvard girls like it rough and dirty with anal and ass to mouth- I speak from experience.
 

General Stalin

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Tight youthful body. Pretty smile.

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She's definitely a piece of shit though.
 

kosko

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I can't get it up for Korean broads, not sure why. I've only met one hot Korean girl in my life.

WNB

She can't give me wood. I'm trying here but nothing on her body entices me. Some of you men are brave adventurers.
 

The Beast1

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Something about my hatred of marathons makes it hard for me to pick who is the bigger sperg worthy of a beating. Is it the business analyst blogtard Derek Murphy or the no ass/titties korean girl?


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Gonna say Derek deserves a glorious beatdown of that low T faggoty face. Korean girl's punishment will be to do squats and DLs until her ass improves.

She would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling autist!
 

roberto

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What I don't get is that she went back and biked the course 'to throw off the GPS tracker'. What sort of tracker are they using that doesn't log a start time, route taken (and location every thirty seconds or whatever), and finish time? Something doesn't add up.
 

C-Note

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Looks like her normal half-marathon pace is seven-minute miles, which is actually fairly good. That means she probably gets some status in her social circles for her running ability. I've noticed that women who really get into a fitness discipline as their main past time will often end up taking the status they get from it way too seriously. They'll end up putting pressure on themselves to always perform at peak level so that they won't lose any face with their followers or other members of their group.

So, she goes out there that day with a goal of running 1:22 or whatever she needed to qualify for the elite status team, and halfway into she realized that she doesn't have it. She panics and comes up with this elaborate cheating scam to cover up her off-day.

She deserves a ban from all races sanctioned by the same organization that sponsored that race, and she needs to be kicked-out of her running club.
 

Surreyman

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Pollito said:
Why am I completely unshocked at any of this... including her weak attempt at eliciting sympathy with "I wasn't feeling well so..."

As to the main question at hand -- Strong WNB. From the neck down she's a hard 10 on the Pedosta scale.

The more you look at her, the less attractive she gets.

First you see a smile and a slim waist, your attention is caught. But then, you realise that even for an Asian chick wearing a sports bra, it's an unimpressive bra. No significant hips to speak of, so it can't can't be too exciting round the rear either. Then you realise the general droopiness of her face, it makes me think of Salvadore Dali's, 'The Persistence of Memory':

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I don't know what deep philosophical points she's trying to make with this droopy, horse-like face, but I'm sorry, I'm just not interested.
 

Travesty

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What a special thread. What a match up for us. How titillating indeed.

This girl may be the most divisive WYB girl I've ever seen here.

We have the yellow fever, younger chick fan guys piled on one side.

And the other any man that needs some curves or an above average face...

And an interesting group of lost souls that WB & not tell, which is the camp I find myself.

Let the games begin.
 
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