Girls stretching or bending over in front of you at the gym ??

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RexImperator

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I've had that happen. Also once or twice had to hide a semi-boner I was getting. But I agree with the posters above that girls in the gym are 99% of the time nothing but an annoying distraction. Personally I would ban them to their own gym if I could, but perhaps this is manifestation of my own anxiety over lack of "game".

I've also gotten a dirty look from accidentally staring at a Crossfit girl doing squats... Only check them out from behind.
 

Ensam

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Kieran said:
Agreddor said:
Anyone else 'magically' become 'stronger' when a chick in short tights pops up at the free weights area?

Me too. I'm all for girls in the gym.

I've noticed this as well - I believe there's actual science to make it up but I can't find it at the moment.
 

Saweeep

 
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Ensam said:
Kieran said:
Agreddor said:
Anyone else 'magically' become 'stronger' when a chick in short tights pops up at the free weights area?

Me too. I'm all for girls in the gym.

I've noticed this as well - I believe there's actual science to make it up but I can't find it at the moment.

Yup, me too.

They're still a distraction I'd rather not have though.
 

berserk

 
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I like to show off when there's hot girls in the gym. Lifting is somewhat of a chore, helps with the motivation.

I prefer it more when I'm running though, because I hate to run. It's great having a round jiggling ass in front of you like some Pavlovian carrot.
 

Ingocnito

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An IFBB bikini model winner used to work out at my gym. Smoking little Asian 9. Eventually she split, I believe in part to all the attention the loud mouthed brothas at the gym were giving her.

She would put a free bench in one of the 4-5 smith racks, stand on it, bend all the way over to stiff leg lifts for her hamstrings and ass, literally standing on the bench with her amazing ass facing everyone propped up face height, spreading her ass at the bottom and tightening it at the top.

It was fucking ridiculous, especially since she was a well know chiropractor in the area.
 

scotian

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Several times over the past couple of months my work outs have been disrupted by chicks with fake arses wearing spandex pants rolling into the gym and working their legs nearby me at the gym down here in Colombia, I'm getting used to it though.
 

iknowexactly

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R. Don Steele, one of the original game writers, said this is genetic and called "presenting".
Bending over 4-10 feet away with her back to you. ( I don't remember if that was the exact distance. )

They might not even know they're doing it.

Women do need to eventually get fertilized by SOMEONE to send genes into the future, they just seem to desperately need deniability.
 

The_CEO

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How about the woman in the lap lane next to you swimming in basically a bikini?

I'm not complaining though...it's good inspiration to swim faster.
 

glugger

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Hahaha, this literally just happened to me in the gym, so I googled it and this thread was the first thing to come up. This forum covers everything.
 
The gym is a place to focus. If there are girls just ignore them. There are other places for that.

I go to a gym where all the weight-lifting stuff is in a separate place from the cardio machines. Women here don't lift, so usually it's only men, which I like. It is a distraction to lift around women because you are more focused on them than on the exercise. If there were male-only gyms I would go to one of those.
 
The phrase "don't shit where you eat" doesn't just apply to work.

The gym is where you eat also, so to speak. It's where you feed your body and enhance your health and well being.

Do you really want to risk pissing off the wrong girl and getting kicked out of your gym?
 

Mess O.

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Ingocnito said:
An IFBB bikini model winner used to work out at my gym. Smoking little Asian 9. Eventually she split, I believe in part to all the attention the loud mouthed brothas at the gym were giving her.

She would put a free bench in one of the 4-5 smith racks, stand on it, bend all the way over to stiff leg lifts for her hamstrings and ass, literally standing on the bench with her amazing ass facing everyone propped up face height, spreading her ass at the bottom and tightening it at the top.

It was fucking ridiculous, especially since she was a well know chiropractor in the area.

Yuk-yuk . . . "loud mouthed brothas". Attention garnered: mission accomplished. I can't help but keep visualizing how it looked.
 

Horus

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Cr33pin said:
I stare at dudes like this in the gym when they are using a machine I want to use.
:wb2:

I literally just spat out my coffee. That's by far the funniest use of the WB gif I've seen so far.
 
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