RexImperator said:Wow. Someone here needs to take her to a very very expensive meal and then walk out just before the end so she gets stuck with the bill.
Too bad PussCrook isn't an active member anymore.
RexImperator said:Wow. Someone here needs to take her to a very very expensive meal and then walk out just before the end so she gets stuck with the bill.
dreambig said:Wasn't Lenny Kravitz Jewish?
torontokid said:I don't know what's more pathetic, her or the men who take her out for expensive dinners.
Hades said:More guys just need to wise up to this shit and counter hustle with psychotic asshole game. She'd probably blow a guy she just met under the table if he was a bigger narcissist than she was.
"Sorry, hon, I know you're not picking up the tab - this whiskey is mine. You can get an ice water or a Shirley Temple if you're feeling fancy. Let me know when you find an ATM - I sure wouldn't mind another one of these. Right quickly, too."
"Yeah, that's not happening."
"Oh, so you want the lobster and butter-sauteed scallions, huh? I thought your profile said "raw food vegan". Waiter, disregard that, she'll have the chicken fingers and a small Coke off the kid's menu. Fries too, I guess."
"I suppose the guy who's actually fucking you is too poor, addled with heroin, and riddled with herpes sores to take you out to nice places."
"You might think that your laughter and smile are genuine, but you're a terrible actress and an even worse liar."
"Let me get this straight. Your expectation is to go to a real restaurant on somebody else's dime, so you want me to pick up the bill and the tip, and you want me to get you dessert and probably a drink afterwards. And still, you insist on playing with your fucking phone instead of engaging in conversation like a normal human being. There are basic rules of etiquette that you continually violate. This stops now. Put the phone away, or get the hell out of here."
And my all time favorite -
"Oh shit, where's my wallet?"
and
"I sure hope you like doing dishes.... "
TheMan said:Ah wait, scratch that plan... she uses Jdate.
soo unless there is such a thing as a black jew :s
also check out this gem from her blog
These guys should feel honoured by this open invitation to date me.
:dodgy:
Bad Hussar said:TheMan said:Ah wait, scratch that plan... she uses Jdate.
soo unless there is such a thing as a black jew :s
also check out this gem from her blog
These guys should feel honoured by this open invitation to date me.
:dodgy:
Black Jews? Yes there are. Currently only really a small number of Ethiopians are recognised as such, but historically there are quite a few African groups that have significant Jewish heritage and some sort of claim to be called Jewish. A good example of such a group is the Lemba of Southern Africa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemba_people). The main reason such tribes are not recognised as Jewish is that it was always male Jews (usually from Yemen I think) who traveled to Africa many centuries ago. But people like the Lemba claim that this shouldn't matter since apparently these Jews traveled before "Judaism by matrilineal descent" was established and they have upheld many Jewish customs and rituals for centuries.
My guess is that as a black person in Canada your heritage is probably West African. According to Wikipedia there were some Jewish groups in West Africa as well. Check out this entry for clues: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Jews
Anyway, back on topic. It would be an troll of epic proportions if you presented yourself as a "lost" African Jew from the Igbo tribe of Nigeria on JDate to this girl and got her to believe you. Let us know how it works out.
As for the girl herself:
How desperate for food is this girl? I've heard of starving artists and "aspiring" actresses, but if I imagined myself to be in her position there's no way I'd put up with enduring dates with random people just to get a dinner at a (fancy?) restaurant. I seriously doubt that a Jewish girl in Toronto in 2013 is poor. Or anywhere close. Does she really needs guys to fulfill her calorie requirements? She should rather direct her energies to convincing her parents to provide her with more money, not waste her time eking out a few dinners from random guys.
Therapsid said:Girls on Jdate know the score.
Most Jewish girls I've been with actually want to fuck a black guy sometime in their lives.
They're not going to want to marry you or be in a serious LTR. Mom and dad wouldn't be cool with that. And grandpa would be cursing Yiddish expletives under his breath if she brought you to her cousin's wedding.
kdolo said:The main reason the "other" jews are not recognized as such is due to the control of the "jewish" narrative by Asheknazi i.e. European jews and their influence in media etc. and thus their opportunity to express their white supremacy.
Turns out that all of those major Ashkenazi mtDNA lineages originated in Western Europe – even N1b, fairly rare in Europe. The majority of the less common Ashkenazi mtDNA lineages also originated in Europe – probably mostly in Italy. Altogether, > 80% of Ashkenazi maternal ancestry is European – mostly Italian, but a bit from France and Germany as well.
You may have heard of Arthur Koestler’s Khazar hypothesis – the notion that Europeans Jews are largely descended from Khazar converts. It’s not true – these results show that it is impossible. Charles Murray suggested that selection leading to higher intelligence in Jews occurred a long time ago, as far back as the Babylonian Captivity. That’s not true either. It never made any sense, because there’s not a scintilla of evidence that Jews in Classical times were smarter than the average bear – but the Ashkenazim being half Italian crushed it yet again. If ancestral Jews had the genetic IQ magic, the Ashkenazim should be watered-down, closer to the European norm: but they’re not.
Lots of European admixture does not contradict our model of the evolution of superior Ashkenazi intelligence, because we think that the relevant selection occurred well after that admixture, during a period in which inward gene flow among the Ashkenazim was very low – as evidence by the fact that this study found plenty of Italian mtDNA, but little from Eastern Europe.
As Michael Balter cheerfully points out in Science, this result may be a bit troublesome to those that believe that Jewish identity descends through the female line. In that case, most Ashkenazi Jews – aren’t.
I haven’t heard anyone else mention this, but logically, someone who is Ashkenazi could now decide that he and his cousins are really the true heirs of the Roman Empire, rather than a member of the Chosen People. I’m sure that wouldn’t cause any trouble.
Icarus said:kdolo said:The main reason the "other" jews are not recognized as such is due to the control of the "jewish" narrative by Asheknazi i.e. European jews and their influence in media etc. and thus their opportunity to express their white supremacy.
Aren't the Sephardi also European?
In any case, it appears that the Ashkenazi interbred heavily with Italians:
Mikev75 said:^^^ you should suggest a specific restaurant, whatever is trendy at the moment. Check Yelp to see what all the Asian girls are reviewing.
Therapsid said:Girls on Jdate know the score.
The know gentiles go on that site to pull Jewish pussy. That includes black dudes.
Most Jewish girls I've been with actually want to fuck a black guy sometime in their lives.
If anything, I'd bet they're more open than the average white girl. Maybe because they already have dark hair, eyes, curly hair often times.
Honestly, Jews with their Middle Eastern blood aren't that far from black anyway, but that's a different story.
The good news is that if they want to date a black guy, it means they're DTF.
They're not going to want to marry you or be in a serious LTR. Mom and dad wouldn't be cool with that. And grandpa would be cursing Yiddish expletives under his breath if she brought you to her cousin's wedding.