Guy finds out his wife is cheating, posts live updates on Reddit.

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CactusCat589

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Johnny5Liveson 304 points 1 day ago
Yes, my wife is a divorce lawyer she loves it when her clients have all this information to hand over

Oh my God. I can't tell whether I'm supposed to think that's a good move or not (as far as getting married is concerned).
 

kgdonna

 
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Parlay44 said:
Fuck this shit dude. If she cheated on him it's his own fault. If I even suspected a woman was cheating I'd cut her loose. Im sure he saw the signs and felt the tension but failed to act on it. A girl should be 150% whipped up on you before you consider her for a relationship.


According to women, EVERY TIME they cheat it's the guys fault! As for seeing signs, not so fast. Women have the unique ability to stare right in your eyes, swear to God on their children's lives and lie. That's why once you DO catch them it's DONE!!
 

rpg

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kgdonna said:
Parlay44 said:
Fuck this shit dude. If she cheated on him it's his own fault. If I even suspected a woman was cheating I'd cut her loose. Im sure he saw the signs and felt the tension but failed to act on it. A girl should be 150% whipped up on you before you consider her for a relationship.


According to women, EVERY TIME they cheat it's the guys fault! As for seeing signs, not so fast. Women have the unique ability to stare right in your eyes, swear to God on their children's lives and lie. That's why once you DO catch them it's DONE!!

Exactly! There is an easy was to settle this. Just invite 5 male friends over while the wife is home. Everybody strip down to nothing. When she asks what the hell is going on, tell her you got her a cock party! Fuck her silly. She will be cured for a while and the pictures will last forever. No divorce needed. A cheater is just a closet swinger.
 

CactusCat589

Kingfisher
rpg said:
Exactly! There is an easy was to settle this. Just invite 5 male friends over while the wife is home. Everybody strip down to nothing. When she asks what the hell is going on, tell her you got her a cock party! Fuck her silly. She will be cured for a while and the pictures will last forever. No divorce needed. A cheater is just a closet swinger.

^ Host a gangbang for your wife, without springing a divorce on her? Wtf are you talking about?

Part 2 has him "running programs to wipe the cellphone and computer". That was when it became apparent that this is fake. When it turned into a hacker thriller.

It looks like he's in the clear anyway. He just has to worry about whether his wife is capable of murdering him out of spite and stay safe physically.
 

Vaun

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:facepalm3:

The prenup will probably get tossed because any divorce lawyer worth their weight will sue the pants off this guy(included anyone else implicated here), for writing this sappy, whiny, potentially libelous drivel. Even if he changed the names, he has a chance of getting royally screwed. By posting this to the world he basically just dug his own grave in his divorce.

Whether this is real or not its still a good lesson, gentleman, keep your damn mouths shut.
 

turkishcandy

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Vaun said:
:facepalm3:

The prenup will probably get tossed because any divorce lawyer worth their weight will sue the pants off this guy(included anyone else implicated here), for writing this sappy, whiny, potentially libelous drivel. Even if he changed the names, he has a chance of getting royally screwed. By posting this to the world he basically just dug his own grave in his divorce.

Whether this is real or not its still a good lesson, gentleman, keep your damn mouths shut.

That's not how prenups get tossed. That's not libel. That's not the lesson here. In fact,
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vinman

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If you don't know when your bitch is lying or straying it's because you're not paying attention. I always know when one of my women is lying, even when they're not talking to me. And it's not just because they're lips are moving.
 

alexdagr81

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samsamsam said:

LOL @ him entertaining her manipulative attempts to get him back. She clearly doesn't want to take responsibility for her actions, even at one point saying he (the innocent mate) is betraying her by asking for a divorce (which is a justified course of action). She's selfish and very greedy, but a huge part of him doesn't want to believe that. He needs to get a divorce because greedy people are very toxic. Relieving oneself of them is only beneficial.
 

bojangles

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MY DETROIT PLAYAS said:
Either this guy has the patience of the prophet Job or he's a major league attention whore

Can't figure out which...

Yeah, I'm not too fucking sure. I know some people are shouting fake but would it suprise anyone if it wasnt?
 

AneroidOcean

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bojangles said:
MY DETROIT PLAYAS said:
Either this guy has the patience of the prophet Job or he's a major league attention whore

Can't figure out which...

Yeah, I'm not too fucking sure. I know some people are shouting fake but would it suprise anyone if it wasnt?

No. It's definitely fake. He stated she had an iPhone and then in the 3rd update (posted in this thread) he says that she threw down her phone on carpet and the SIM and battery went flying along with the back of the phone. iPhones aren't like that. This thread should be closed. The OP didn't have enough information to confirm fake so no issue with him starting the thread really, but this pretty much cinches it.
 

kaotic

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Either way the poor bastard is going to get screwed if it's real.

Great read, but we'll see if it's true or not.
 

Volk

Kingfisher
His writing style correlates to somebody who is 16 to 18 years old. What strikes me as the most juvenile is his description towards sex. His 'brother's reaction does not correlate to a real person over 25 or to a brother at all either.

Whoever wrote that is either very infantile or not his reported age. I would be very surprised if this is true.
 

bojangles

Crow
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AneroidOcean said:
bojangles said:
MY DETROIT PLAYAS said:
Either this guy has the patience of the prophet Job or he's a major league attention whore

Can't figure out which...

Yeah, I'm not too fucking sure. I know some people are shouting fake but would it suprise anyone if it wasnt?

No. It's definitely fake. He stated she had an iPhone and then in the 3rd update (posted in this thread) he says that she threw down her phone on carpet and the SIM and battery went flying along with the back of the phone. iPhones aren't like that. This thread should be closed. The OP didn't have enough information to confirm fake so no issue with him starting the thread really, but this pretty much cinches it.

Yeah I just saw that, definitely fake as iPhone's don't have pull out batteries
 
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