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<blockquote data-quote="Nonpareil" data-source="post: 829031" data-attributes="member: 315"><p><strong>Subject title too long - fat fatty is fat, writes obnoxious 'novel'</strong></p><p></p><p>Plum Kettle</p><p>Anastasia Steele</p><p>Bella Swan</p><p>Katniss Everdeen</p><p>Susie Salmon (<em>The Lovely Bones</em>)</p><p>Skeeter Phelan (<em>The Help</em>)</p><p></p><p>...</p><p></p><p>I show little concern for the incoherent and no doubt poorly-plotted, sparsely characterized purple-prose ramblings of some fringe fatty (<a href="https://twitter.com/quesaraisera" target="_blank">1077 followers, good for you!</a>) that no one is going to read anyways...</p><p></p><p><img src="https://theissuesdesk.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/geats.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><strong>Why can't any of these chicks give their female characters names that aren't goofy and stupid?</strong></p><p></p><p>I'll forgive JK Rowling for giving us 'Hermione' because the <em>Harry Potter</em> books take place in a magical, fantastical realm and she has done a service by introducing fantasy literature to slow adults, and she's one of like two female billionaires who didn't become a billionaire the day her daddy died.</p><p></p><p>Look at those stupid fuckin' names!</p><p></p><p><em>The Hunger Games</em> also take place in a different world (a dystopian future in this case) novels are shitty empowerment porn full of bullshit feel-good pretty lies ('girls can be stronger than boys!', 'rich people are evil and poor people are noble and hardworking!'), Katniss Everdeen is a stupid name.</p><p></p><p>The rest of the books are terrible. I didn't read them all, but they are certainly terrible. Know how I know this without reading them? Look at who likes them; young and older women. </p><p></p><p>Young women like Maroon 5, freely handing over the details of their life to the NSA via Facebook and overpriced Starbucks lattes with like 600 calories in them. </p><p></p><p>Older women like Journey, shitty wines with cutesy ironic names and taking vacations to sit in a hotel room and get drunk in places like the Caribbean, Costa Rica and Southern Europe. </p><p></p><p>Am I wrong to expect their taste in literature to rise above this? </p><p></p><p><em>50 Shades of Grey</em> is by far the worst. Anastasia Steele is a TERRIBLE name. None of these damn names sound ANYTHING like what a normal person would be named. Here are some standard female names that are at least believable:</p><p></p><p>Judy Callahan</p><p>Robin Lee</p><p>Michelle Stevenson</p><p>Dianne Abramowitz</p><p>Valeria Martinez</p><p>Fiona Liu</p><p></p><p>I just came up with these now. They are ten times superior. You are not a special snowflake, neither is the poorly-named character in your crappy 'novel'.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nonpareil, post: 829031, member: 315"] [b]Subject title too long - fat fatty is fat, writes obnoxious 'novel'[/b] Plum Kettle Anastasia Steele Bella Swan Katniss Everdeen Susie Salmon ([i]The Lovely Bones[/i]) Skeeter Phelan ([i]The Help[/i]) ... I show little concern for the incoherent and no doubt poorly-plotted, sparsely characterized purple-prose ramblings of some fringe fatty ([url=https://twitter.com/quesaraisera]1077 followers, good for you![/url]) that no one is going to read anyways... [img]https://theissuesdesk.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/geats.png[/img] [b]Why can't any of these chicks give their female characters names that aren't goofy and stupid?[/b] I'll forgive JK Rowling for giving us 'Hermione' because the [i]Harry Potter[/i] books take place in a magical, fantastical realm and she has done a service by introducing fantasy literature to slow adults, and she's one of like two female billionaires who didn't become a billionaire the day her daddy died. Look at those stupid fuckin' names! [i]The Hunger Games[/i] also take place in a different world (a dystopian future in this case) novels are shitty empowerment porn full of bullshit feel-good pretty lies ('girls can be stronger than boys!', 'rich people are evil and poor people are noble and hardworking!'), Katniss Everdeen is a stupid name. The rest of the books are terrible. I didn't read them all, but they are certainly terrible. Know how I know this without reading them? Look at who likes them; young and older women. Young women like Maroon 5, freely handing over the details of their life to the NSA via Facebook and overpriced Starbucks lattes with like 600 calories in them. Older women like Journey, shitty wines with cutesy ironic names and taking vacations to sit in a hotel room and get drunk in places like the Caribbean, Costa Rica and Southern Europe. Am I wrong to expect their taste in literature to rise above this? [i]50 Shades of Grey[/i] is by far the worst. Anastasia Steele is a TERRIBLE name. None of these damn names sound ANYTHING like what a normal person would be named. Here are some standard female names that are at least believable: Judy Callahan Robin Lee Michelle Stevenson Dianne Abramowitz Valeria Martinez Fiona Liu I just came up with these now. They are ten times superior. You are not a special snowflake, neither is the poorly-named character in your crappy 'novel'. [/QUOTE]
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