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Screwston

 
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I hate how America is so stuck on race.

I hate stepping in dog shit and getting bit by flies.

I hate American women except during sex.

I hate what tattoos have become in the past 6 years.
 

freshcream

Kingfisher
Gold Member
I hate that the stupid chick I work with has gained weight, switched from shorts to pants, and now has hair on her lips and arms ... :/
 

Spike

Hummingbird
Gold Member
I hate the fact that I have to work a job I don't want to do just to make money.
I hate the fact that i don't know what I really want in life besides travel and fuck girls.
 

soup

Owl
Gold Member
Tuthmosis said:
^Shit, that reminds me...

I hate when vapid-ass bitches sing along to retarded pop songs in public, like this one--which I hate. Double-hate combo.



Which is one the reasons I LOVE this song. Simple, but effective.



Another slut anthem. They want to think all the guys are checking them out. Fuck you, sluts! You aren't as hot as you think you are.
 

Basil Ransom

Crow
Gold Member
Tuthmosis said:
I hate how hipsters are suddenly embracing the ukulele.

Example, though I like the overall message of this song:



Guys, I think I saw Tuthmosis in real life. And what's more, he's a hipster plant. I was walking around my local hipster mecca, down a residential street. I saw a guy and a girl walking down the street... they were both playing a ukulele. I'd never seen a hipster with a ukulele before, then the same day Tuth posts that, bam, right in front of me. Coincidence, I don't think so.

Also overheard:

Girl 1, outside restaurant: "It's a gorgeous day!"
Girl 2, chunky hipster in skimpy clothes: "Oh my god, you want to just pop a squat and eat here?!"

Pop a squat? POP A SQUAT?

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Tuthmosis

Peacock
Gold Member
basilransom said:
Guys, I think I saw Tuthmosis in real life. And what's more, he's a hipster plant. I was walking around my local hipster mecca, down a residential street.

Did he look like this?

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tenderman100

Ostrich
Gold Member
I hate going into a business meeting, and it's run by women, who spend their time yak yak yakking and I have to sit there and look like I'm interested and wait interminably until we can actually get around to the business at hand.

I hate when women ask, "Do I look fat?" "How does this dress look?"

I hate people who think that government is actually a productive enterprise that helps you.

I hate that I have to restrain myself from rolling my eyes when a woman, as inevitably as the sun rises, says something incredibly stupid...and I have to restrain myself just because I want to fuck her.

I hate bureaucrats, leeches, hangers on, moochers, takers.

I don't hate Barack Obama, but I hate everybody who swooned over him.

I hate people who think they are smart, but who are actually pretty stupid. I guess that means I hate Barack Obama.

I hate it when people think you're racist because you hate/despise Barack Obama.
 

alphaspiraton

Woodpecker
Tenderman, agree on the government thing. People are stupid to understand that when the government raises corporate taxes, it is the average citizen that ends up bearing the burden. I won't get further into economics here, at the risk of a debate I don't feel like having with a random uninformed forum member/guest.

The government is not at all efficient with our money. Income taxes should go back to the levels they were before world war: 0%.
 

soup

Owl
Gold Member
tenderman100 said:
I hate going into a business meeting, and it's run by women, who spend their time yak yak yakking and I have to sit there and look like I'm interested and wait interminably until we can actually get around to the business at hand.

I hate when women ask, "Do I look fat?" "How does this dress look?"

I hate people who think that government is actually a productive enterprise that helps you.

I hate that I have to restrain myself from rolling my eyes when a woman, as inevitably as the sun rises, says something incredibly stupid...and I have to restrain myself just because I want to fuck her.

I hate bureaucrats, leeches, hangers on, moochers, takers.

I don't hate Barack Obama, but I hate everybody who swooned over him.

I hate people who think they are smart, but who are actually pretty stupid. I guess that means I hate Barack Obama.

I hate it when people think you're racist because you hate/despise Barack Obama.

I hate when people imply that all types of government are bad. You like it without gov't? See you getting lance-raped by these guys in the near post-apocalyptic future.

Men who aren't players are hens. They are just there for reproducing. A deft Player enjoys the fruit of many fucks with many women, and represents an evolved form of man. He recognizes his own mortality. Everyone who wants to have kids are just doing the bidding of their master, evolution.


Who wins in a fight- a retarded man of strength or a normal woman? Who has the strongest will-power?
 

Spike

Hummingbird
Gold Member
I hate the fact that I squated on wednesday and can still feel my legs on Sunday. I've been walking and getting up out of chairs like an old man for 5 days now. That session better grew some damn muscle.
 

The Fantasist

Pelican
Gold Member
Neil Skywalker said:
I hate the fact that I squated on wednesday and can still feel my legs on Sunday. I've been walking and getting up out of chairs like an old man for 5 days now. That session better grew some damn muscle.

I always find getting on and off the toilet to be agony after a heavy squat session. You kind off have to fall onto the toilet backwards and then roll off it onto all fours. Any other way just kills your legs even more. All that pain and I still have the skinniest legs in the world :confused:
 

3extra

Woodpecker
Fat people.

Tattoos with shit like 'chase the dream, not the paper' and the owner works a 9-5.

Overly camp gay guys.

Overly camp gay guys with overly camp gay dogs.

Overly camp gay guys giving there overly camp gay dogs a name like 'Sven'.

People who take photographs in clubs.

Asians taking photographs of anything and everything.

Bouncers asking me how many drinks I've had while checking my ID.

When people drop weights in the gym.

How going to a place that plays decent music invariably means a poor standard of women and vice-versa.

My eating habits when hungover.
 

Hades

 
Banned
Milquetoasts and pantywaists.
Hipsters who don't like objects of higher intellectual pursuit, such as mathematics and the movie "Inception". Not because it offended them, but because "they disagree with premises X and Y on a fundamental level". They're trying to AMOG math. You can't do that unjustifiably.
Asshole women who try to bully and shame weaker men.
Dipshit feminist men who sell out their gender by white-knighting.
Men who never had good male friends or a constructive male figure in their lives. I hate that it's generally not their fault, but (their mother's, marriage laws, restraining orders, no incentive for the man to stick around). I hate that few believe in taking responsibility for their own happiness. I don't like that their lack of ownership makes them feel entitled to complain.
Daddy's little girls who think they're nails.
Men who are so inherently desirable to women that they can afford to be emotional and careless, like a woman. Alpha exterior + beta inner game. I secretly think that women who like (then tool) extremely neurotic and lower beta (but handsome) men are lesbians.
I hate that our culture prevents men from actually competing with each other in a healthy and aggressive fashion. Everybody wins, everybody loses. I call this the "culture of victory denial". I'm going to go as far as to say that crushing your opponents is a form of testosterone therapy.
I hate people who go to the gym to arm curl.
I hate people who think that crunches will give you a shredded midsection.

Theater majors. I hate how 90% of them think that they can act, so they can be anybody. I was once very drunk at a bar, and since I had run out of smokes and it was last call, I offered a woman a dollar in exchange for her last cigarette and we struck up a very warm conversation. Some douchey theater major (who also smokes on the regular) then walked up to me (to fuck up my game) and suggested indirectly that "he never sees me without a cigarette, so I must be highly addicted". I decided not to call him out. I instead said that I own my addiction and have no problem with it. He can snark on my 'moral failings' when we're both dead and Hell freezes over, so he has a solid position to argue from. If I find him again, I'm going to conflate his inability to find a job with a worthless degree with his personal morality.

Superiority/inferiority complexes. I hate assholes who are nice on the outside and seethe with rage on the inside. I hate incongruence. I hate flattery. I hate that I can't trust a compliment.

I hate men who don't understand that at a basic level, interactions with women can be usefully modeled as a zero sum game and both players have different goals. Most women want attention and proof that men find them attractive. Men want to get laid. It's implied then that the only bargaining chip a man has is his attention, and how scarce he's willing to make it while still running game. So yeah, I hate men who shower women with flowers and hugs and write them daily facebook messages, but don't get the same treatment back. I hate men who worship a lone coochie.

Feminists who want to make porn illegal (Roosh's post is pretty good on that). Feminists who want to make "feminist friendly porn". I don't even know what that is. I don't think feminists know what a man is.
I hate that prostitution is illegal.

There are men who are against prostitution, never get laid, and "have fundamental principles against objectifying women", and don't understand that the free and open economy of hookers benefits everybody. When women know that a man can bust a nut for 30 bucks in any old hooker, buying a woman a drink or dinner means something, and that something is not overtly sexual. Buying a girl a drink could have been solid game. I also hate game denialists and women who don't know that hookers report a very high job satisfaction rate. Fuck game denialists.


I hate that drugs are illegal, that women have flooded the job market so it's harder to get work and have 'wage leverage', that feminists believe that men make more money than women (despite men owning 90% of work-related fatalities and are employed in extremely high risk jobs), and morons who repeat the same nonsense after you school their dumb shit. Morons who believe that by saying a lie enough times, it will change the fabric of reality. I hate Norway, Sweden, and Finland for being the crux of modern feminist argumentation. I hate that they once were the homeland of mighty, temple-robbing Vikings and now are trying to abolish gender and make it illegal for women to change diapers. I'm still cool that I'm mostly Scandinavian.

Marriage laws, the "sanctity of marriage" arguments, organized religion's monopoly on marriage, people who don't know that marriage was originally a pagan sacrament, and people who don't take advantage of cheap and readily available contraceptives because of their religion. If "fate" or "God" is going to decide whether you have kids or not, then a few microns of latex isn't going to stop the All-Father of the universe. You're not special. God doesn't care. I also don't like people who believe that God is either female or otherwise without gender (he's clearly a man, or some kind of masculine archetype), and I'm an atheist. A non-gendered entity can't knock up a woman.

I also hate getting up early.

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Hades

 
Banned
soup said:
How is the movie "Inception" an object of higher intellectual pursuit?

The first time I saw it I really liked it on an aesthetic level.
The plot is well done and heist-like, which is exciting and cool. I like the philosophical implications of different layers of dream reality, like how it's possible that Mal killed herself in the "primary layer of reality" and simply went up to a different, possibly functionally immortal 'dream layer' (because of the time differential between layers). She was pretty crazy but she could have been right anyway. I also like to think about if "inception" is possible and how ideas happen. It's one of few movies that I thought invoked a feeling of awe.
 

Veloce

Crow
Gold Member
Compared to today's saturation of America's Next Whatever and Americans' obsession with reality TV and tabloids, the fact that a movie like Inception made it to widespread distribution is a goddamn miracle. I'd say it's high intellectual media graded on a curve. If you're talking about actual higher intellectual pursuits, no, it's not on the same level as watching Leonard Bernstein conduct Beethoven or Kenneth Branaugh in Hamlet.

I hate 99% of line cooks, and even more than them I hate the previous chefs they worked for who taught them to be absolute hacks.
 

tenderman100

Ostrich
Gold Member
soup said:
tenderman100 said:
I hate people who think that government is actually a productive enterprise that helps you.
I hate when people imply that all types of government are bad. You like it without gov't? See you getting lance-raped by these guys in the near post-apocalyptic future.

I hate it when people don't read my words carefully and immediately force feed them into their limited conceptions.

I said "productive enterprise that helps you."

My business is communication and I choose my words carefully.

Government doesn't PRODUCE anything, and I hate it when Barack Obama talks about government "investing" ....because when he does so, he is talking out of his ASS.

Government takes your money and in turn offers services. Is government necessary? Sure.

But often it provides its services quite badly and quite inefficiently. That's why government should be as small as possible, and very local.
 

Hades

 
Banned
thedude3737 said:
Compared to today's saturation of America's Next Whatever and Americans' obsession with reality TV and tabloids, the fact that a movie like Inception made it to widespread distribution is a goddamn miracle. I'd say it's high intellectual media graded on a curve. If you're talking about actual higher intellectual pursuits, no, it's not on the same level as watching Leonard Bernstein conduct Beethoven or Kenneth Branaugh in Hamlet.

I hate 99% of line cooks, and even more than them I hate the previous chefs they worked for who taught them to be absolute hacks.

I can remember pretty vividly when I saw it two years ago. I was kind of wrecked after two weeks of 65-70 hr/wk shift work at the factory, basically felt dead to the world, so I went to the movie theater, and was completely enthralled for what felt like days.
Yeah it's not on the scale of Shakespeare but it was probably the best summer movie escapism I've ever experienced.
 
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