Help! Best friend's younger brother about to marry a Lindy West-sized fattie.

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Beyond Borders

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If you bring up to the guy the fact that his old lady is a fat ass so he shouldn't marry her, I have zero doubt you (or his brother) will be the one looking like an asshole. And as much as I detest fat women, you would be an asshole for doing that.

If she has a poisonous personality, has his balls in her purse and likes to clench them in her fist from time to time just to watch him squeal, or is mentally unstable, that's when I think intervention may be heeded.

Otherwise it's every man for himself and if he wants to spend his life with a hog that's his perogative. Worry about your own sex life.
 

portu

 
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show him a picture side by side with his favourite actress and his fat woman, comparison in real sizes,
and take all your friends to shame the fat woman...
 

AnonymousBosch

 
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To be honest, she looks like an average non-inner city Australian woman in her twenties.

In my town, all girls pretty much look like that unless they're:

a) under 20;
b) Asian;
c) Somalian.
 

runsonmagic

Ostrich
Speak your truth. You might get called an asshole, but if you do it enough, people will accept you for it.


If it was my friend I'd be throwing pussy at him. I'd call every girl I knew and say "I need you to do something for me." Even girls I didn't know that well.

This guy doesn't have the hope that he can do better. Give him hope.


Most men prefer something to nothing - i.e. they'll fuck whats available. Men will even go prison gay, just to fuck someone.

Once his options increase, so will his standards.

Problem is, game takes time to learn. You need a quick fix. That's why I'd say get another woman to set her sights on him. Even just having two meh looking women fighting over him might be enough to make him wonder.
 

Goldin Boy

Pelican
My best friend's younger brother

So why is why older bro asking you to do this if he cares so much and is redpill? That's like a firefighter asking me to rescue someone from a burning building.

Like McQueen said, he probably has low self-esteem coming from lack of girls. Having tried to convince (and failed) 2 guy friends not to marry girls here's my advice:

Don't bother. He won't listen. The intervention will turn into an argument and like Victor Pride says, "Arguing is a Waste of Time".

Well, he'll tune you out until the relationship fails and then he'll admit you were right. It's not our jobs to save anyone from problems that they created. Forget about it.
 

Parlay44

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Two of my friends are dating. She was the hot petite little blonde that everyone used to sweat back in the day. Now she pushing 40 and ballooned up quite a bit. He says things like "I always liked her" and "I finally landed her after all these years". He says in front of groups of our friends. I cringe.

I've come to this conclusion: He's in love with what she used to be and he's carrying that image in his head to this day. I've been guilty of that myself. I've been picking off some girls from high school that I always wanted to fuck for novelty sake. But I'm just fucking them. Not dating them publicly.

The best you can do is mention it casually and maybe take him out to meet girls. But you're competing with that powerful image in his mind. Oneitis is a hell of a drug.
 

Guanyanyo

 
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DetlefMourning said:
My best friend's younger brother is about 26 years old, has a bachelor's degree in finance. Decent-looking guy, not Clooney or Pitt but not Quasimodo either. He's been dating a Lindy West-sized porker for the past couple years and recently got engaged to her.

Talk with some friends and put money together to buy him a beautiful hooker so he knows what he'll be missing if he stays with phatty.
 

kosko

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McQueen said:
Additionally...

I'm starting to wonder if normal looking guys I see with porkers are either:

A. In the closet gay

Or

B. Their confidence is really that low.

I cannot imagine for the life of me getting excited to have sex with that monstrosity of a so called female.

Are guys really this pussy whipped in 2014? Or are they secretly gay?

Shit isn't right.

It's all thirst. If your weak with game you can get your dick wet with fatties quite easy. If a dude is horny enough a far whale gobbling on his meat is probably enough. Dudes are just thirsty, 2014 will be the year Gatorade does record sales.
 

Suits

 
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AnonymousBosch said:
To be honest, she looks like an average non-inner city Australian woman in her twenties.

In my town, all girls pretty much look like that unless they're:

a) under 20;
b) Asian;
c) Somalian.

Hey guys, don't listen to AB. Australia isn't that bad. After all, we all know that the only real woman is a full bodied white woman.
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DetlefMourning

Woodpecker
Roosh said:
Is he familiar with game/rp principles?

No, he's not. I feel like I need to go in with the soft sell here and not make it about his fat fiancee. In my own life I have seen my SMV rise as I got older, got into shape and advanced in my career. I have access to 7's and 8's now, whereas at his age I couldn't do any better than what he's with.

I could have made a tragic mistake like this when I was his age if even the cows had paid attention to me. The reason his brother tried to pass this off on me is that they have kind of a love-hate relationship. They have their times where they get along and are buddy-buddy, and at other times they won't speak to each other. He feels like he doesn't have much influence with him and that somebody needs to step up and give him a dose of reality before going through with this.
 

jimukr104

Ostrich
Didn't anyone consider he might actually be ATTRACTED TO FAT GIRLS? Many guys are..especially blacks and hispanics. We had a friend who would call skinny gals ugly and only liked whales..he was very goodlooking!
 

samsamsam

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26 years old and gonna piss it away like that?

If you truly care for the guy you jump on the grenade for him. You have the intervention. If he doesn't listen you said your peace - as long as you are coming from a place of caring about him and not some other reason (like you want to bang her). That is your duty as a real friend.

Here is some random friend quote - but it works here "Only your best friends will tell you the truth and bear the risk of losing the friendship because they can't afford to watch you lose your life."

If he doesn't listen fine, but what if years later he starts griping and you being an ass say, "we all knew it wasn't going to work out." Then he asks, "why didn't you say anything?"

If he is in love great - some day I hope to be in love also (dodges fruit and eggs), but is he clear or just she said "we need to get married or I am dumping you." Is he doing this from a position of strength or weakness?

If you will regret not saying something to him, then say it. If you don't think you will regret not saying anything, then you shouldn't have posted here and wasted our time because it does sound like you are concerned.
 

Christian McQueen

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"Didn't anyone consider he might actually be ATTRACTED TO FAT GIRLS?"

^Didn't cross my mind.

It goes in the category of:

1. Would you like to be broke or rich?

2. Would you like to fuck Fatties or Models?

My mind cannot compute the lazy decision.
 

The Lizard of Oz

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McQueen, what's really fucked up is that there are plenty of dudes that are neither gay nor complete herbs, but they just don't give a shit about the looks of their woman. Like it's way, way down on their list of priorities. They want their woman to be someone they can "have deep conversations with" or someone who will be a good "life partner".

I know guys who are very rich -- serious multimillionaires -- who have ugly wives, and they're not getting pussy on the side either. And they're not secretly gay or anything. They just don't care. They're happy with their wives and their brats. And if a guy like that is going to have an affair -- and they do sometimes -- it's for purely psychological reasons, as in he and his wife "are not really talking to each other" and he needs someone else to connect with who would "understand what he's going through". Not because he needs a piece of strange to fuck.

To me that's like another species, and thinking about it makes me queasy like if I found out that the dude has a second head which I can't really see but it's there anyway. But I've had to accept that it's the reality. Some guys just don't care.
 
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