How Do You Stop Being A Lazy Bastard?

The Lizard of Oz

Crow
Gold Member
Here's a surprising bit of advice: relax.

The obsession with one's own supposed laziness and procrastination is a sign of anxiety. It sounds to me like you're basically doing fine but you have high expectations of yourself which are always unmet so you're preoccupied with "significant opportunities" missed in the past and how your laziness is always to blame.

Don't play that game, it's one where you always lose. It sounds like you're healthy and are doing ok financially, so your "laziness" doesn't seem like a fatal illness, does it?

You don't need to "drastically change your life" in any particular way except relax and enjoy it. If you relax into life, you'll forget to be lazy. How's that for a little paradox?

If your "procrastination" gets you into real practical difficulties, just do what you're already doing: set a schedule for doing certain tasks that you need to do and just do them on a schedule. There is no need to turn your whole life upside down where you can just set a few simple habits, should that be necessary. And you can do that at any time, there is no special preparation needed. You can start doing something practically useful on a schedule as of tomorrow, if that helps you.

Guys worry so much about "achieving goals" that they forget to enjoy their life, and miss the "goals" anyway because they're too fucking tense and preoccupied when the opportunity strikes.
 

Kangaroo

Woodpecker
Gold Member
Parlay44 said:
You might be constipated. Seriously. Easiest thing to do is straighten your diet. You should be pooping like 2-3 times a day. Drink more water.

This.

Clean up the diet, try cutting out gluten, take psyllium husks and a probiotic tablet in the morning.
 

TopPanda

Robin
Laziness depends on your upbringing more than anything. My brother is lazy as fuck, I'm not. It's mostly due to the fact that I grew up in economic strife, yet my brother grew up in the years of plenty, especially when he was a teenager and I'd left home by then.

But you CAN change your life. I have todo lists about a mile long, and never run out of tasks to do.
 

cardguy

 
Banned
I am pretty lazy. And not ashamed of it. The first thing I do when analysing a job or task is ask myself if it really needs doing.

Alot of people waste their lives doing useless shit just to keep them occupied.

To continue this theme. I want to repeat a joke I have shared before...

There is this story of an American expatriate in Nigeria. He takes a cigarette break at 10 am and sees a young man lying under the palm tree. He is flabbergasted. He approaches the young man and the following conversation ensues:

American: What are you doing?

Young man: (waves his arm around) Lying under the palm tree

American: What do you do for a living?

YM: I am a fisherman and I am done for today

American: At 10 am? You should put in some more hours.

YM: Then what?

American: Then you will make yourself more money.

YM: More money? Then what?

American: Then you can buy yourself a trawler and do deep sea fishing

YM: Trawler? Deep sea fishing? Then what?

American: Then you would really make a lot of money, and can go to the Bahamas and lie under the palm trees!
 
I have gone through the same thing and turned my life around for the better. It took about two years to do it and I still regress every now and then. Some keys where hitting the gym and eating healthy. Concentrating on one goal at a time and putting my full effort towards it. I stopped hanging out with my friends that were not really going anywhere and started hanging out with more successful people. Its all about what habits you have too, if you wake up every morning and watch tv or play computer games you need to break up that routine. Its not easy to do, but you just need to do small things everyday and one day you wake up and you don't have to force yourself to work or write a paper you just do it cause its part of who you are.

Anyway this is a good video for people who are not goal type people like me and you,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kyhXttVakk
 

Vaun

Hummingbird
Gold Member
cardguy said:
I am pretty lazy. And not ashamed of it. The first thing I do when analysing a job or task is ask myself if it really needs doing.

Alot of people waste their lives doing useless shit just to keep them occupied.

To continue this theme. I want to repeat a joke I have shared before...

There is this story of an American expatriate in Nigeria. He takes a cigarette break at 10 am and sees a young man lying under the palm tree. He is flabbergasted. He approaches the young man and the following conversation ensues:

American: What are you doing?

Young man: (waves his arm around) Lying under the palm tree

American: What do you do for a living?

YM: I am a fisherman and I am done for today

American: At 10 am? You should put in some more hours.

YM: Then what?

American: Then you will make yourself more money.

YM: More money? Then what?

American: Then you can buy yourself a trawler and do deep sea fishing

YM: Trawler? Deep sea fishing? Then what?

American: Then you would really make a lot of money, and can go to the Bahamas and lie under the palm trees!

true, but I dont recall anyone laying under a palm tree anywhere inventing the light bulb, the car, the radio, the airplane, the personal computer, modern medicine, .. .. ..
 

Shadowarrior

 
Banned
Videl said:
Go to specialist aka psychologist. First thing you need to acknowledge is that you are what you are because you are conditioned your whole life by your parents and surrounding. Your brain has circuits that are not easily changable. You will need a lot of willpower. I'm working on this myself too. Good book on this:

http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Not-Your-Brain/dp/1583334831

Must read I must say.

Just ordered this last week, and I think I will go see a counselor. I think it's funny how it all goes back to inner game.
 
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