How My Autistic Game and Massive Thirst Got Me Kicked out of Krav Maga [re-titled]

[FELONIOUS MONK]

So yeah, Krav...

So anyway your game sounds kinda clunky. Cringe is what I feel reading your "rap" to these girls.

For me there are some places where I don't game (work/church/gym) because I prefer not to dump where I eat. Now if your somewhere where you don't give a damn about (Payless/Walmart/DMV/Planet Fitness) then feel free to let your A-hole flag. Consider this a learning moment.

Be better brah.

 

[philosophical_recovery]

RE: How My Autistic Game and Massive Thirst Got Me Kicked out of Krav Maga

A girl I met told me that she did Krav Maga after I told her I could throw her across the room. She said that she could do the same with me, then I chucked and started nuclear negging her (another girl was watching, giggling at the entertainment), and she ended up half playfully threatening me. I covered my balls, because I know what they teach in Krav, and said something like "well, I'll guard my balls then". She then started to get in my face, trying to get a rise out of me, then pouted after I didn't flinch (she's chubby and I told her my preference for skinny girls earlier). I started reminding her about how I hate it when girls try to act like men, and it's a real turn-off.

"Well, I only went once.."

I laughed my ass off after that.

 

[Suits]

Also, I've never seen a bluebelt at a Judo club.

I have.

Depends on what organization the club is registered with. There are a wide variety of ranking systems.

At a US based judo club I was a member at, it went white-green-blue-brown-black.

At a Canadian club, it was completely different.

I think coloured belts are stupid. Reminds me of some scenes from The Office.

 

[eradicator]

Also, I've never seen a bluebelt at a Judo club.

I have.

Depends on what organization the club is registered with. There are a wide variety of ranking systems.

At a US based judo club I was a member at, it went white-green-blue-brown-black.

At a Canadian club, it was completely different.

I think coloured belts are stupid. Reminds me of some scenes from The Office.

Children's classes often have colored belts because the parents paying for the classes like to see progress.

 

[Foolsgo1d]

Unrelated to OP's horrific game, but, what's the point of attending a martial arts class, presumably to learn unarmed self-defense, where they mix genders when sparring?

Is Krav Maga the new McMartial Art in the West?

Because when it comes down to it people like to picture themselves as the guy kicking seven bells of shit out of their opponents(s) and coming out the victor.

When in reality most of them would need to be at the point of intense anger and rage in order to fight back and exchange punches.

Which leads to another point, people are ignorant on what goes down when physical blows are exchanged. Being smashed in the face or under the jaw is quite an experience and you either have the ability to take it or you don't.

 

[Suits]

Also, I've never seen a bluebelt at a Judo club.

I have.

Depends on what organization the club is registered with. There are a wide variety of ranking systems.

At a US based judo club I was a member at, it went white-green-blue-brown-black.

At a Canadian club, it was completely different.

I think coloured belts are stupid. Reminds me of some scenes from The Office.

Children's classes often have colored belts because the parents paying for the classes like to see progress.

So do adult classes.

 

[DarkTriad]

Also, I've never seen a bluebelt at a Judo club.

I have.

Depends on what organization the club is registered with. There are a wide variety of ranking systems.

At a US based judo club I was a member at, it went white-green-blue-brown-black.

At a Canadian club, it was completely different.

I think coloured belts are stupid. Reminds me of some scenes from The Office.

Children's classes often have colored belts because the parents paying for the classes like to see progress.

So do adult classes.

So true, it's a proven tool for motivating people. It also cuts down on certain elements of gym douchebaggery. I've heard a lot of talkers in no-gi and less formal programs. At least with belts on, even the credible noobs can figure out that the bluebelt arguing with the blackbelt is probably an idiot.

 

[dog24]

This year, 4 new girls joined the group (a bunch of 5s, fat asses wearing yoga pants)

I guess krav maga finally stopped being cool, once the fatties show up its all downhill from there.
Actually nevermind my hatred for fatties with attitude, i have never been in or seen a group of guys that didnt get destroyed inside out after letting girls become "part of the group".

 

[BDawg]

He didn't have autism though, just an absence of a corpus callosum,.

 

[Medic42]

I guess krav maga finally stopped being cool, once the fatties show up its all downhill from there.
Actually nevermind my hatred for fatties with attitude, i have never been in or seen a group of guys that didnt get destroyed inside out after letting girls become "part of the group".

Really once the women and children show up it's all down hill from there, at that point it's become a product instead of a martial art. Once it becomes a product practioners of the art become "martial artists" or athletes and refuse to test their skills against others and progress stalls then regresses. It's happened to plenty of martial arts that used to be legit and it will happen to more.

 

[Pontifex Maximus]

Also, I've never seen a bluebelt at a Judo club.

I have.

Depends on what organization the club is registered with. There are a wide variety of ranking systems.

At a US based judo club I was a member at, it went white-green-blue-brown-black.

At a Canadian club, it was completely different.

I think coloured belts are stupid. Reminds me of some scenes from The Office.

Children's classes often have colored belts because the parents paying for the classes like to see progress.

Parents PAY for progress. When I took TaiKwonDo when I was 9, there was a black kid and Korean kid in my class. While all of the kids showed up every session and worked on our stances in the playground frequently, those kids barely showed up. What happened when those two kids didn't get promoted from white to yellow belt? There parents came in and demanded that they be promoted just like the other kids. The black mother even called my master a "chink", which is a slur reserved for Chinese, not Koreans. Of course, my master caved in because he was teaching on the grounds of my school, and the administration told him to just give them the belt.

Bad parenting is when they reward the kids for not doing their jobs. If I didn't get the belt, my parents would just scold me for wasting their money.

 

[Suits]

Also, I've never seen a bluebelt at a Judo club.

I have.

Depends on what organization the club is registered with. There are a wide variety of ranking systems.

At a US based judo club I was a member at, it went white-green-blue-brown-black.

At a Canadian club, it was completely different.

I think coloured belts are stupid. Reminds me of some scenes from The Office.

Children's classes often have colored belts because the parents paying for the classes like to see progress.

So do adult classes.

So true, it's a proven tool for motivating people. It also cuts down on certain elements of gym douchebaggery. I've heard a lot of talkers in no-gi and less formal programs. At least with belts on, even the credible noobs can figure out that the bluebelt arguing with the blackbelt is probably an idiot.

When I was training in judo (a lot of fun by the way), the belt ranks were actually kind of nice.

Black belts always knew their stuff, whereas, brown belts could generally be predicted to be try hard.

My motivation for participation quickly stopped being about moving up ranks and more about ignoring the testing system and being the best that I could be by constantly trying to improve myself against those who were bigger and better than me, despite whatever belt their were wearing.

If I wanted to get a technique down pat, I'd get a black belt to show me, however.

Originally, in Japan, it was all white and black belts, with brown belts being a late addition.

The full Monty of rainbow inspired colours appears to be a purely American invention.

I'd be all for a black-brown-white system or even a black-white system.

Some achievements do deserve a symbolic honour.

On a side note, there was a karate class that would use the judo dojo that I worked out of for a while in Canada. They'd have class just before we did on week nights. While every judo black belt I've ever met wears a belt that is heavily worn, sometimes to the point of being grey, the dozen black belts in the karate club looked like their belts had been purchased earlier that day.

 

[Off The Reservation]

love it

 

[Mochihunter]

Hearing all these mcdojo stories is making me frustrated. It sucks so many teachers have to cave to parents demands or risk poverty.

 

[Suits]

Hearing all these mcdojo stories is making me frustrated. It sucks so many teachers have to cave to parents demands or risk poverty.

What's your solution? Have the government subsidize martial art classes for which there is little demand.

I don't know about you, but personally, I'm a big fan of the free market.

 

[Dalaran1991]

If you are in France this is normal. Your experiences mirror exactly what another RVF member here experienced, but replace the girls with pussy ass guys.

If you have to train krav, try to set up a group with like-minded people through meetups or the like. French gyms are cucked beyond repair.

Another thing you could do is try gaining access to krav clubs where the Gendarmes and other police/military force train.

 

[TravelerKai]

Hearing all these mcdojo stories is making me frustrated. It sucks so many teachers have to cave to parents demands or risk poverty.

If you need help finding a good place or style to train in, check out my Martial Arts Datasheet in my signature.

You can also send me a PM with your location details and I can help you find a few good schools to go check out, so that you won't be in the OP's situation as much. It's impossible to avoid women in any martial art style and some are in more than others (like Krav Maga) but for the most part just ignore them or ask the instructor that you would prefer to spar with other men instead. I used to have guys tell me that, and I would always oblige as an instructor. Please let me know how quickly you need help with a school as well, because sometimes I get swamped and it takes me a week or so to get back to you.

 

[A Simple Visitor]

Didn't know this thread got retitled.
Much better this way; damn I love this forum.

 

[BURNΞR]

You guys are being unnecessarily harsh on OP. Even without the sexual innuendo it was always going to end badly for him. A bunch of tourist girls invaded his male space and because of that he had to cature to their female weakness. The overall quality of his lessons and training is diminished. I'd try to avoid them myself but it's inevitable you would have to spar with them. I'd just pack my bags and leave for another dojo, moreso if my instructor dared espoused any equality nonsense to me. The instructor doesn't care about equality, just thinking about his revenue stream and throwing OP under the bus to virtue signal to his other students. Fuck him.

I give OP partial credit here for voting with his feet. Yes he acted immaturely but didn't cowtow to the feminist narrative and retained his dignity without being emasculated.

 

[Number one bummer]

I give OP props for still being here after such a roasting two years ago. If he'd have been as bad as his own post made him sound he would have been long gone.