Damn! Vicious posts (but also funny). Just read the entire thread. I don't have a 401K, so I don't know how you retire on it.
My plan at this time: save much less than I make, invest in dividend stocks, master limited partnerships (the yields typically are better than stocks), possibly real estate (have not done yet).
Also, I plan to keep working/earning until I drop. My idea of hell is sitting on my ass all day doing nothing. Granted, this could change in the future, and as has been written in this thread, it's important to get to the point where you don't have to work for money's sake. But, by extending your earning years, you require much less of a $$$ number to actually retire. My two cents.