How Would You Like to Die?

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MikeS

Pelican
I've always figured that if I had the choice of ending it myself, I would jump out from some place very high and scenic. Probably an overhanging cliff somewhere with no innocent bystanders to hit or traumatize.
 
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LINUX

Ostrich
Gold Member
AntiTrace said:
LINUX said:
Another awesome way to go out with a fight


serious? you want to eaten alive by a pack of wild animals? It's hard to think of a more excruciatingly painful way to die.
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It's more about leaving this world with one last fight. The hell with dying in a hospital bed at a retirement center watching the weather channel.
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Barron

Barron

 
Banned
Gold Member
I've fantasized about dying the way professional soccer players do when they have heart attacks on the pitch.
Going out on my back looking up at the sky, doing what I love, surrounded by my mates and 80k people all connected with me in that moment
 
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annoyn777

Pigeon
Gold Member
Perhaps like Hunter S Thompson but I have always had a bit of a battle with depression and suicidal thoughts.

If my life changes course to a more traditional route then like my grandfathers have: surrounded by my children and grandchildren. Wife if alive.
 
AntiTrace

AntiTrace

Ostrich
I wonder how many people that want go down in a fight have ever actually been in a life and death fight. Sure, the 300 clip was cool and I guess that wouldnt be bad. I mean, if you had just been several days slaying thousands of enemy soldiers while being outnumbered and essentially surrounded then accepting that death of hero is completely understandable. You wipe the blood off your war beaten face, look to the skies, and smile as certain instantaneous death approaches.

Hollywood can romanticize dying in battle, however the reality is far from the big screen. Modern wars aren't like that. You'll either die instantly from a bullet you didn't even know was coming, or you will suffer immense pain while you bleed out, most likely caused by another bullet/rocket/mortar/artillery round/IED/mine/whatever that you didn't even know was coming.

I mean seriously, why would fuck would I want to die in battle? I wanna come out of it completely unscathed with everyone on my team alive and well and then go home and fuck the newest years high school prom queen.

I'll take slowly slipping away in bed on a rainy sunday morning in a house a bought for retirement and my cute Asian maid right next to me naked, alseep, and breathing on my neck. Just looking up and watching the ceiling fan slowly fade into an image the faces and arms of all my conquests, smiling and beckoning me to come over to other side. I want to die with a shit eating grin on my face.
 
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Krusyos

 
Banned
AntiTrace said:
I wonder how many people that want go down in a fight have ever actually been in a life and death fight. Sure, the 300 clip was cool and I guess that wouldnt be bad. I mean, if you had just been several days slaying thousands of enemy soldiers while being outnumbered and essentially surrounded then accepting that death of hero is completely understandable. You wipe the blood off your war beaten face, look to the skies, and smile as certain instantaneous death approaches.

Hollywood can romanticize dying in battle, however the reality is far from the big screen. Modern wars aren't like that. You'll either die instantly from a bullet you didn't even know was coming, or you will suffer immense pain while you bleed out, most likely caused by another bullet/rocket/mortar/artillery round/IED/mine/whatever that you didn't even know was coming.

I mean seriously, why would fuck would I want to die in battle? I wanna come out of it completely unscathed with everyone on my team alive and well and then go home and fuck the newest years high school prom queen.

I'll take slowly slipping away in bed on a rainy sunday morning in a house a bought for retirement and my cute Asian maid right next to me naked, alseep, and breathing on my neck. Just looking up and watching the ceiling fan slowly fade into an image the faces and arms of all my conquests, smiling and beckoning me to come over to other side. I want to die with a shit eating grin on my face.
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Because it's the greatest possible thing a man can do. Die fighting for his kith and kin. Even if war is now shitty and impersonal.

Plus,

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AntiTrace

AntiTrace

Ostrich
Krusyos said:
Because it's the greatest possible thing a man can do. Die fighting for his kith and kin. Even if war is now shitty and impersonal.
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You're confusing dying with fighting. The ability to stand up and fight for a cause is a pillar of masculinity. Fighting for something is the greatest thing a man can do. Dying it for it shows the utmost of dedication, however you shouldn't aspire towards dying for it.

I remember in basic training we got sat down and asked, "how many of you want to die in combat?" One person rose his hand. The drill sergeant immediately called him a dumbass and said something along the lines of "Your better off making sure the other guy does instead".

You should not wish to die in combat. You should wish to slay every motherfucker in your way instead. Then you bring all your friends home and get them laid like rockstars.

Again I wonder, how many people that say they want to die in combat have actually been in combat?
 
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JoyStick

Pelican
LINUX said:
I've thought about this a lot while drinking. Suppose you could control your destiny and you were able to choose how you will die. What would you choose?

for me:

I would like to be 85 years old and have a Viagra induced heart attack mid-orgasm while rawdoging a 22 year old coked-out stripper in Colombia. I'd prefer my body to be thrown in a dumpster since funerals are the worst return on investment known to man.

What about you?
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Haha. There was an article shared here a few years back about a fat westerner having an Viagra induced heart attack while fucking a hooker in Thailand. He died on top of her and she couldn't move him off so she just laid there with a dead fat guy on her for a whole day until someone finally found them. I wonder if that was his ideal way to die as well.
 
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