How Would You Like to Die?

Driesinator

 
Banned
My ideal death would be at the end of my ideal life.

I would be 69 years old, own a small hotel on the Irish countryside and i'd have a beautiful young 20 year old Eastern European wife and 2 children, one boy and one daughter.

As i'm sitting in my rocking chair, overlooking the green Irish valleys with the sun in my face, the laughter of my kids playing in the background, pint of Guinness in one hand, Petersons cigar in the other, my hart would come to a sudden stop. Everything goes black, no pain.

That would be my ideal death.

Realistically though, i'll probably end up getting run over by a bus or dying of a heart attack when i'm taking a dump.
 

SwordfishTrombonist

Woodpecker
Gold Member
If I ever have some sort of terminal illness and I know the end is nigh I think it'd be cool to go out with Kick the Bucket Party

Throw a huge bash at my place with all my children, grandchildren and close friends from throughout my life. Eat lots of delicious foods and drink lots, generally just have an awesome time. And then at the end of the night I would slip away from everyone go climb into my casket and drink some poison.
 

Built to Fade

Woodpecker
Only after understanding the truth, I'll decide to go. This is a continual process and the best case scenario is achieving this understanding before old age stubbornness makes the task more difficult. Having full control of your life means knowing the branching nature of every cause and effect. I believe death is not much different to sleep. I hope to wake up to true eternal life. I don't fear death of only the body, but things that will kill both my body & spirit.

5 simple life lessons:
  1. Be true to yourself.
  2. Leave no regrets.
  3. Become love.
  4. Live the moment.
  5. Give more than you take.

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"The weak don't get to decide anything, not even how they die."
 
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