Hypothetical: What do you do if she dies during sex?

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LeoneVolpe

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This is why it's important for girls to make noise during sex. If they don't make noise and something like this happens, you might not notice right away...and the only thing worse than fucking a dead body, is fucking one any longer than you had to.

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Veloce

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I had sex with a gf and she had an epileptic seizure during sex.

Man you haven't lived until you've done that!

She had just orgasmed. She was wearing some slutty corset thing and she came, eyes rolled back, she seized and I had to catch her as she fell over one side of me and put my hand over her mouth as she seized (she started making crazy noises).

Her mom was in the next room over.

Ah, youth.

Anyway it was good practice for the day I eventually murder a chick with my dick. In which case my answer is just make sure her mom doesn't see you enter or exit her room and you should be fine.
 

The Beast1

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^^^
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Snowplow

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Veloce said:
I had sex with a gf and she had an epileptic seizure during sex.

Man you haven't lived until you've done that!

She had just orgasmed. She was wearing some slutty corset thing and she came, eyes rolled back, she seized and I had to catch her as she fell over one side of me and put my hand over her mouth as she seized (she started making crazy noises).

Her mom was in the next room over.

Ah, youth.

Anyway it was good practice for the day I eventually murder a chick with my dick. In which case my answer is just make sure her mom doesn't see you enter or exit her room and you should be fine.

I had a somewhat similar situation. She would black out when she came. Body would go limp, eyes rolled back, no noises. Scared the fuck out of me. I stopped, checked her pulse and gave her a sternum rub. She came to and said that it was amazing and asked why I stopped fucking her.

Anytime after that I'd keep going since that what she wanted. Keep them dips happy, ya know.
 

Ironbutt62

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Jetset said:
weambulance said:
I suppose I would call the local US consulate and ask for advice (after alerting the local EMS equivalent), or have my lawyer in the US do it. I'm not going to try to navigate the local legal system without any help from people that share my culture.

Yep. OP asked if you call a local lawyer or a lawyer at home, and I say lawyer at home to interact with the embassy and get me a vetted local lawyer if need be.

I'm not about to roll the dice on a lawyer I saw on the side of a Lima bus bench for this one.

This is an interesting scenario. Lol.
Most average state-side lawyers are not going to have an idea about the nuances of another country's specific laws. They certainly can make recommendations for an international representative for you and perhaps help with consulates and embassies.
My company has lawyers that could assist me, but not everyone has those rescourses.
I guess if I were going to be abroad to live for an extended period I'd want to research a little about basic legal procedures there, maybe at least know who I might call in case of getting into a jam, not specifically the OP scenario, but any thing that might require legal help beyond greasing the constables' palms.
 

Jack_Smith

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Snowplow said:
I had a somewhat similar situation. She would black out when she came. Body would go limp, eyes rolled back, no noises. Scared the fuck out of me. I stopped, checked her pulse and gave her a sternum rub. She came to and said that it was amazing and asked why I stopped fucking her.

Money. On my bucket list.
 

Hypno

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Veloce said:
I had sex with a gf and she had an epileptic seizure during sex.

Man you haven't lived until you've done that!

She had just orgasmed. She was wearing some slutty corset thing and she came, eyes rolled back, she seized and I had to catch her as she fell over one side of me and put my hand over her mouth as she seized (she started making crazy noises).

Her mom was in the next room over.

Ah, youth.

Anyway it was good practice for the day I eventually murder a chick with my dick. In which case my answer is just make sure her mom doesn't see you enter or exit her room and you should be fine.

Underrated post.
 
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