Kitsune
Pelican
"Oh David.. he doesn't count because that's a one time thing"
"Oh Johnny... he doesn't count because that was just a BJ"
"No, not Will... that doesn't count I was drunk!"
"Yeah I gave him a handjob, Steve that is, but that's because it was a dare"
"Remember that time we got wasted with Tommy and Billy... I tried anal because I was still a virgin"
"Winston doesn't count because I was just seeing if it was true what they say about black men!"
"Rodrigo? That was just a holiday fling... it didn't mean anything"
"That guy Phillip.. his dick was the size of my thumb I guess I'm practically a virgin!"
"What happens in Vegas.. stays in Vegas!"
"Oh Johnny... he doesn't count because that was just a BJ"
"No, not Will... that doesn't count I was drunk!"
"Yeah I gave him a handjob, Steve that is, but that's because it was a dare"
"Remember that time we got wasted with Tommy and Billy... I tried anal because I was still a virgin"
"Winston doesn't count because I was just seeing if it was true what they say about black men!"
"Rodrigo? That was just a holiday fling... it didn't mean anything"
"That guy Phillip.. his dick was the size of my thumb I guess I'm practically a virgin!"
"What happens in Vegas.. stays in Vegas!"