If you can only get rid of Tattoos or Obesity in the West-which one?

[porscheguy]

I say get rid of obesity.

Being as I am Polynesian, tattoos are a part of my culture. I'm going to start playing up the cultural appropriation aspect when I meet a girl with any type of tattoo. I've done it minimally in the past, but let's see what happens. I'm not a huge proponent of guilt sex, but pussy is pussy.

Aloha!

Last I checked, Newports and SPAM are considered the only two food groups in your culture. I think they kind of go hand in hand with obesity.

BTW has anyone noticed that according to the polls we've got 7 chubby chasers floating around?

 

[porscheguy]

The tats can be burned off with surprisingly good results, and eventually one can hope that plenty of these dumb girls will come to their senses and have it done. I did bang one chick on and off for a while, who surprisingly had no tats despite the fact that she's an ideal candidate for them (i.e. under 35, single mother, low income.) Her response when I asked her why she didn't have any made the most sense. She said she doesn't have any because everyone has them. Her feeling was that there's nothing unique about any tattoo and if you want to stand out, don't get any. I bet if we give it a little time, we'll see fewer and fewer with tats as a way to feel unique. That will signal the beginning of the end of a trend that I first noticed in '93/'94.

 

[stugatz]

Tattoos, even the little ones, are always a red flag...but they don't kill my boner.
Sometimes girls with the really big tattoos even give me *more* of a boner, because I still have a self-destructive side and I know the girl's bad news...but I'm doing her anyway.

None of this applies to fat women. I can think of no women who would look good 30 pounds overweight. I'm going to read this thread and see if anyone who selected that option explained themselves.

(Now, if this thread was piercings vs. obesity, I'd have hard time choosing...those are disgusting.)

 

[TigerMandingo]

None of this applies to fat women. I can think of no women who would look good 30 pounds overweight.

I can. I know this isn't the thread for it, but the whole idea of "overweight" is bullshit. It implies that there is a correct weight. A 5'4 150 lb Latina with a fat ass and a flat stomach might be technically "overweight" but I'd still tear her up. Compare that with some flat-chested Asian who is a 100 lbs but doesn't do anything for your dick. To each his own though, don't get me wrong.

 

[Comte De St. Germain]

Let's put it this way. The shit girl with a tattoo will still exist without a tattoo if those didn't exist. You're not getting rid of the initial problem.

Get rid of obesity and I'm pretty sure most of us here would be bagging a decent looking chick every few days. You know how many girls I've seen with great genetics but 100 pounds+ of fat? Too many.

 

[El Pistolero]

I'm one of the greatest haters of tattoos, but I still choose obesity simply because a lot of guys don't care about tattoos.

That would skew the market in favor of men, including myself undirectly (better chance of scoring an untatted thot).

 

[Beyond Borders]

^ Judging by my trips out into town here in Northern California, a lot of guys don't seem to care about obesity either...

 

[TooFineAPoint]

Understand the question- I am not saying you must fuck fat women or tattooed up women, I am simply asking if you could remove one from the culture which one you would remove? I don't want people to be branded chubby chasers if they say tattoos-that is not the intent of the question.

Exactly, that is how I understood the question.

Not "who would you rather fuck", it was "flip a switch and this thing goes away forever".

 

[Conscious Pirate]

I don't want to engage in these false dichotomies anymore.

Both social afflictions stem from a lack of self worth. We have enough readily available information at our fingertips for the genuinely interested human being to find out why he or she feels like a piece of shit. 99.9% of us still don't do it even though we know that Trivia Night, down the pub has been completely destroyed by smart phones these days. By this I mean to say, we have as much knowledge as ever before, available to even the biggest idiot at their own convenience, & they continue to project & mouth breathe. This will not change in the foreseeable future.

Until we are honest enough with ourselves to address this issue & look inwards without projection, this equivocation is baseless.

FAT or TATTS? I know I can't fuck fat. I can't even respect it. I can't close my eyes & not fuck a fatty. I can close my eyes & not have to deal with her shitty tatts. But don't tell me one manifestation of abuse/low self worth is better than another.

I feel like we are comparing Carney Women for the bang.

 

[Papaya]

Tattoos.

A girl can gain weight due to simply not knowing any better, and she can lose the weight with some motivation and proper guidance.

You can't undo a tattoo, or more importantly, the lifelong psychological issues that lead to a girl getting one.

Whoa....Let's not get carried away here, gentlemen.

No one enjoys a good eating disorder or daddy issues as much as I do.

 

[Rush87]

Easiest vote I've ever made. Obesity. If I was President, I'd deport all obese people to an island and only allow them back to the mainland once their BMI is healthy.

Tattoos? Eh. I'm not a fan but at least they have a cultural history for many civilisations. Obesity has more or less always been universally gross 99% of the time. But colourful hair, weird piercings and tattoos? I'd have to think about that one.

 

[Roardog]

I don't like either but IMO tattoos are by far the lesser of the two evils.

Looking at it from a societal point of view, not having any obese people would boost productivity and remove the enormous health costs caused by obesity and its related complications.

Looking at it from an individual point of view, I'd much rather plow a thin girl with tatts than some obese land whale without any.
Of course those gross chest and thigh tattoos are harder to screen for than a girl who struggles to wipe her own arse but I must admit I've never been ambushed by a girl with shit tatts.

 

[Glaucon]

I hate both REEEEE

 

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Obesity ruins not just the body tone, but also every other aspect of attractiveness (face, scent, skin, sexual ability, joie de vivre...) and on top of that imposes enormous societal costs on everyone else, not just you.

Tattoos are nasty, but they only ruin the skin and character. A far lesser evil.

 

[Mr. D]

Voted for obesity.

Tattoos are a lesser evil in comparison. And:

Less fat chicks means more mate competition for females meaning they'll be more likely to think about the consequences of getting a stupid tattoo.

 

[RatInTheWoods]

I think we can all agree that it's better an ink and jizz stained whore than a fattie.