Yo, who the fuck is this "Little Dark" dude I keep finding references to on the forum?
Anyway, I think we should choose one guy to spend an hour with that we could learn a lot from, and then one girl we would very much enjoy smashing for an hour on a wooden park bench, regardless of how many splinters there are in said bench.
Actually, I don't think I can exactly settle on one girl. So let's skip that for now.
Alright, well, I would surely spend an hour trying to learn as much as I could from Nikola Tesla, since this dude built a
gigantic cock-shaped tower to harness the natural forces of the Earth itself to transmit energy for him, free of charge. J.P. Morgan didn't feel like seeing the project all the way through financially, but still, Tesla's contributions in the field of electricity, an element of nature so divine and vital to our planet and our species that we would all be surely living like the Amish without it, are so immense that I still have a hard time wrapping my head around this guy's level of genius. What's more, Edison totally punked him and profited off of his ideas, and gets all the credit for his work to this day. As Tesla approached his final days, his only friends were the pigeons flying through his apartment window, and he went out not with a bang, but with a whimper. Yet his whole life had been pretty much one bang after another, as in explosions of sheer genius and inventions, since I don't think this dude ever really had sex with any woman. He poured all his efforts into making his ideas become a reality, and he said himself that he pedestalized women and thought himself unworthy of their affection. Chicks tried to win his favor all the time though, if I remember correctly one French actress really kept trying to get with him, but he wouldn't have it, he was just too focused on his life's work. I don't know, maybe it was some sort of inner sexual repression or something, but really, that doesn't matter, this guy knew he had more important things to do. Absolute legend. Tesla made Wi-Fi decades before the Internet was even around, he made an "earthquake machine" that he said could have ripped the world in half if he had enough power, the guy thought up Alternating Current as a superior method of electric flow to Edison's Direct Current, a machine of his once melted the hand off a lab assistant with a stray electric arc of a couple thousand volts, etc. The list of Tesla's works goes on and on, and I can honestly say there's no one I'm a bigger fan of, just because I'm so interested in computers, electricity, technical stuff, engineering, and just to what extent a man can achieve if he is willing to put himself to the test. Phenomenal, legendary man, to say the very least.
