If You Don't Smoke Pot or Have Quit It, You Are More Likely to Be a Beta Worker Bee

[el mechanico]

I like weed. I smoke it once in a while. I like the whole idea of weed. I like smelling good weed and looking at it. I'm happy when I have a stash of sticky kind buds. I love eating pot brownies and going on the water with some cold drinks. I love banging girls with a pot brownie buzz in the water with my polarized sunglasses on. I like mushroom tea also. Weed slows my drinking down.

I don't like...Looking for my shit all the time. People always wanting to smoke or borrow my weed. I don't like hanging out with stoners and playing video games. I smoked some and tried a cold approach in Wal-mart. FAIL! Weed alone kills game. In order. Some shroom tea then start drinking. After 5 drinks add a few hits of weed. Go out. Pull. Have sex.

*At 42 I've never met anyone who did not like weed cookies or brownies even if they hate smoking the shit. Never! Try it.

@Mixx you have to inhale it.

 

[JayMillz]

I don't mess with drugs, period

 

[MiXX]

@Mixx you have to inhale it.

You actually think I did not? I inhaled it so much, I blew it out my anus!! Still, nothing!

 

[el mechanico]

@Mixx you have to inhale it.

You actually think I did not? I inhaled it so much, I blew it out my anus!! Still, nothing!

When you make it up this way I'll get some weed cookies. We can walk around the Casino and score chicks. I guarantee you an asian flag that day.

 

[rozayINTL]

I think weed should be legalized, along with every other drug for the sole reason that people should have the freedom to do what they want with their lives. I don't glorify this shit though. Many of my good friends growing up started smoking weed around 12-13 years old.. it lead to a sharp decline. Fucking with harder shit, pills, etc. Even some of my friends that started older, around 15, they couldn't handle it. It will always carry the stigma of being a "drug" and although it's not as harmful as alcohol for your body, it has a completely different psychological impact.
Personally I don't fuck w/ it. Waste of money that can be better spent elsewhere.

 

[MiXX]

When you make it up this way I'll get some weed cookies. We can walk around the Casino and score chicks. I guarantee you an asian flag that day.

Fuck the cookies, help me get my asian flag from a Lucy Liu girl, and you will be a legend in my book.


Mixx

 

[MiXX]

it's not as harmful as alcohol for your body,

Yeah, but at least alcohol gives me a buzz, weed does not do shit! Only weaklings get high of that shit!

You can't get a Spartan high on weed, you need whiskey and tits boy!!!

Mixx

 

[OGNorCal707]

Haha this thread is hilarious, I have to dip right now to my kung fu class, but all I got to say is that if you didn't get high off the good herb, it's probably because you were smoking some complete shwag ass bullshit, that was dookie brown with seeds, stems, and sticks, that shit probably did smell and taste like cow shit, and most likely gave you a headache.

If you smoked some true chronic, you'd be so lit off your ass, you'd be stuck with a smile, laughing your ass off, listening to music, coming up with creative thoughts and ideas, thinking philosophically, and enjoying some bomb food.

Mixx get your hands on something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWdazX4KGzw

@UrbanNerd, you only live once, why not toke the chronic? If you never tried it, your opinion means nothing. It's not like I go around saying Indian food is disgusting, when I never tried it, it could be the most delicious food in the world.

 

[OGNorCal707]

P.S. I just hit some organic sativa, out of my double bubbler!!

 

[el mechanico]

When you make it up this way I'll get some weed cookies. We can walk around the Casino and score chicks. I guarantee you an asian flag that day.

Fuck the cookies, help me get my asian flag from a Lucy Liu girl, and you will be a legend in my book.


Mixx

No problem. I smooth player with a room there should be able to pull a few bangs a day.
There's nightclubs inside. The place is truly amazing. This entire forum couldn't sarge it out.

 

[Hotwheels]

There's hot Asians in Tampa too????


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Never had one but really really want.

(Not too many Asians in WI...)

Tampa is sounding like paradise Mech. There has to be some downsides....

 

[JoyStick]

that's fuck'n awesome!​

 

[Cookie]

I've never had it's effects last very long. But I do think it's a great social item. There's no better entertainment than sitting around a hookah and smoking for hours on end.

 

[el mechanico]

There's hot Asians in Tampa too????


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Never had one but really really want.

(Not too many Asians in WI...)

Tampa is sounding like paradise Mech. There has to be some downsides....

Most people who move here say they love it even after 20 years.
Downsides..
Ground zero for Oxys and pain clinics.

Not many good paying jobs. Don't come to look so much if you want to make100k or so. You have to open you're own shit.

Have to fight with outlaw bikers occasionally and rednecks

Balls hot in summer

People don't want to work unless it's gravy. Tree job for insurance company? Right away. Trim job at my house? wait a month and 1000 beer cans in my yard after to clean up.

Everyone from this forum who came here loves it. Where in this country is better to live? Palm trees, sluts, melting pot, gulf of Mex, great fishing, tourist bangs/industry, pro football, baseball spring training all over, Phillies, Jays, Yankees, Pro hockey, Offshore boat racing etc.

 

[Hotwheels]

Sweet. Sounds like a good place to go for those of us tired of northern winters.

Those broads on pills are easy to pick up. Just shake a prescription bottle with some aspirin in it and they'll come running.

Well, they might be upset if you only have aspirin...

 

[Screwston]

I'm a smoker and will be until I'm six feet under. I only get high on the weekends now because of school though.

 

[boxer3]

Think mixx must have been smoking that octo mom

 

[Screwston]

Mixx was smoking flavored tobacco. I would love to roll one up and watch his eyes slowly get lower as wet get closer to the roach

 

[Jersey]

OK, I really have to find out what the deal is with weed. When I was 15, I tried it, a few times, and it did not do shit for me except STINK UP MY SHIRT. I tried it again with a girl I was banging' when I was 20, NOTHING - a whole fucking joint, nothing.... 2 joints, nothing....3 joints NADA! I felt nothing!!!! The joints were on different occasions and cities. Even tried it again in Colombia, NADA!! I felt nothing and at that point said "Whomever invented marijuana is a genius...he got all of these idiots worldwide to think they are high, when what they are is delusional!"

The only thing I felt was a disgusting after-taste in my mouth. I was not high, I was not shitfaced or anything except pissed off my mouth tasted like ass for hours.

At this point I made a decision, I much rather experience the high of 2 girls fighting over my cock, than a mouth that tastes like ass after smoking bullshit weed.

So, what gives?

Mixx

Couldn't agree more. I think it has a lot to do with genetics and how your brain is wired. For some people, smoking pot causes their brain to release a lot of dopamine - but for me it does nothing. Because my friends keep talking about it, I've tried it about a dozen times.

I once got really stoned and basically didn't talk to anyone for 4 hours (just stared into the distance), but I would describe the feeling as nothingness and boredom - it wasn't enjoyable at all. It was roughly equivalent to being tired at the end of a long day of work, when I just didn't have the energy to care about anything - and I wished I could feel different the whole time.

But I'm also the type of person who, when really drunk, has no desire to get another drink. If someone puts it in my hand, I'll drink it - but when I'm drunk at the bar, I'll just stop drinking. It's not a willpower thing or even a conscious choice - I just lose the drive to drink after I've got a good buzz on.

I think its just genetics.

 

[DeusLuxMeaEst]

I don't mess with it much anymore, but have smoked it in the past. For me it just knocks my ass out completely and sips me of motivation. I've approached and talked to girls high and while it does a lot to alleviate any type of nervousness, I just end up forgetting what is going on and continually lose my train of thought. So a lot of times I actually wanted to sleep instead of bang the girl who I approached so I would usually not have any motivation to close. With that said it should be legal, and it's a good thing that a lot of states have taken action to decriminalize.