If you were dictator of America, what laws would you change?

[Rah]

Declare myself King of America, the American Royal Family would start with me and my heirs.

- No more democracy and all the bullshit that comes with it. Land owners get a say, no one else. Foreigners / immigrants can't own land.

- Political correctness would become don't piss me or my family off, everything else would fall under free speech and being persecuted for something you say would be illegal (as long as it doesn't piss me off).

- Smash all offices and departments of everything, replace them with executives that I appoint or are appointed by my higher ranked appointees. You get to keep your job if you are an effective executive, not for winning popular votes or kissing ass to the current fly-by-night elected administration.

- "Special" interests would no longer be able to hijack a bureaucracy at the expense of the majority

- Wall Street would burn

 

[WanderingSoul]

I would have Rah and his family assassinated and then appoint myself as King of America. Probably also the stuff that Vitriol said.

 

[Zebra_Cakes]

1. Abolish the IRS. Revenue would come in the form of a consumption tax. Necessities would be tax free, but anything that isn't a need would be subject to a 20% tax.

2. Boys and girls would be schooled separately learning different things. Boys would learn how to build and repair things, English, math, history, game, and of course, physical education along with nutrition. Girls would learn how to sew, cook, and other essentials. For girls with especially high aptitudes and ambition, they would be granted permission to be schooled with boys and get the same curriculum.

3. University would only be allowed for the best and brightest. Certain GPA and SAT/ACT requirements. For those that don't meet the requirements, they can attend a community college. If they can prove they belong in a legitimate university in two years time, they will be accepted, if not, then they had their opportunity, and now they need to find work and be productive.

4. Student loans would be abolished. You want to go to school? Pay for it out of pocket. By doing this, schools would have to lower their prices to reasonable levels if they hope to make any kind of money.

5. Divorce laws would be changed. Mainly, alimony would be abolished. Child-support would be capped at a specific amount. No more $50,000 a month payments.

6. Financial abortions would be legal. If the man doesn't want a child, he shouldn't be forced to pay for it. Now, not only women have a choice.

 

[Nature Boy]

Absorption back into The British Empire!

:troll:

 

[Greek kamaki]

Every woman should give at least one blowjob in the morning.

 

[Kitsune]

I would make it so that everyone was legally equal.
I'd ban guns and drugs so that people didn't become addicts or gangsters.
I'd also make sure that companies provided cheap food and allowed the poorest people to eat for free.
I'd make sure everyone had a house and that taxes paid for it.
I'd make sure the rich paid more taxes than the poor because that is fair because they have more to share.
I would ban racism and sexism.
I'd make it so that any people who came here looking for a better life from other countries would be looked after.
If we had an economic recession that is ok because I'd just print out some more money.
I'd make us look better internationally by allowing our companies to move their factories to third world countries and help boost their economies so they would be our allies.
I'd go to war ONLY to protect people in other countries from EVIL dictators like Saddam Osama who want to kill women and children because of Allah... that's crazy.

I'd be like Brazil and have a national dance that would go like this: :troll:

 

[Duke Castile]

Only landowners would be able to vote for their local representatives. Administrative power would go back to the states (dictator fisto would retain supreme official power)

IRS - gone

Taxes would go to 10% across the board where an as yet to be determined cutoff mark would get a 100% refund.

There would be a separation between the economy and govt the same as with church and state.

Churches and other religious orders would be free to worship whatever gods they choose in any manner they choose (provided no ones rights to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness was violated)

The fed would be abolished and the value of money would be directly tied to commodities.

Energy regulations would mostly be done away with. Again, their practices cannot violate anyone's unalienable rights.

Oil would be pursued and no money to OPEC would be exchanged again.

National Minimum wage laws would be disbanded. Each employer could pay whatever each employee is worth.

Children could work if their parents wanted

Education would be comprised of revised courses focusing on math, English, physical fitness/sports, the sciences, Real U.S. history / world history, and philosophy. Game would NOT be taught. That is for each man to discover on his own.

Schools would be private, teachers would have to be worth a shit to be employed

Military spending would be analyzed and cut appropriately. All the bullshit shaniqua and lawfawnda jobs would be combined and streamlined.

Military contracts as well as all govt contracts bidding processes would be reformed.

Colleges would cease to get govt funding.

Foreign aid stops in its tracks.

Drugs such as marijuana would be legalized.

Prostitution would not be a crime.

Conviction of Corporate fraud is a mandatory death sentence.

Convicted Public servants caught in scandals of a self serving nature where the citizen is being ripped off is a mandatory death sentence.

Govt spending is transparent.

Welfare recipients are administered by each state, of which no federal tax will assist.

Property tax is abolished.

People of talent or means only can apply for visas or citizenship.

Affirmative action abolished.

Freedom of speech shall not be infringed upon no matter how stupid or hateful.

Dueling legalized. By fists, swords, or pistols.

Barriers to entry for businesses are simply opening up wherever possible and it's ability to thrive or die based on its model.

Right to bear arms shall not be infringed upon.

Medical reform (too long to write)

Laws like dui's will be reformed.

Child support, alimony, divorce laws will be reformed in a fair and consistent manner.

Domestic violence is no longer a crime. It falls under assault laws.

True equality laws are put into place, in other words ZERO laws based on gender, race, religious, or sexual orientation will exist.

All past (living) public servants will be investigated and stripped of their wealth if found guilty. Dead ones will have their estates seized if they can be proven guilty of benefitting financially from their offices.

All seized wealth will go back into the public treasury where it will then be dispersed evenly among the citizenry.

Canada can fuck off.

Mexico can fuck off.

Enemies of the U.S. will be warned on no uncertain terms that any aggression towards us will be met with absolute annihilation.

Cuba can sell us cigars.

Fin du monde.

 

[Walderschmidt]

I would eliminate this:



And replace it with this:



Then I would get rid of voting because I'm a dictator for life. And it's hereditary.

Can you say Monarchy?

The irony would tickle me.

 

[Walderschmidt]

On a more serious note: I already agree with a lot of posters, so I'll try to post what has not already been said. So in no particular order:

Foreign Policy: I agree with Fisto's idea. But I would temper it would America not intervening in any foreign conflicts again. I would disband the bases word wide and base national defense on defending the actual borders of the U.S.

I would make diplomats and people otherwise employed in foreign relations to study the most alpha men in history (statesmen) and adopt their mannerisms. Here's a good example of how it would look (if Obama and Putin were reversed). They would also be required to study game and be proficient with women. America would game the world.

Military:

I would institute a draft for wars in which the U.S. is attacked. In peace time I would require all males to serve in the military (2-3 years). Enough to become proficient with weapons, learn to eat the right foods, become physically fit, and learn how to get things done (operationally).

I would streamline our military force and use the U.S.'s natural landscapes to have a defense similar to Switzerland's. Every houselhold would own guns and know how to use them.

Education:

All feminist, liberal, and humanities programs would be terminated, effective immediately. Anyone who teaches such swill would be summarily executed.

Boys and girls would be educated separately until age of 14.

Boy scouts would be incorporated into the schooling system and mandatory. Boys would be required to either play sports or dedicate free time to learning a skill (playing guitar, learning a new language. Boys would be taught how to do taxes (of which there will be little and I'll get back to that), how to fix cars, how to fight, how to duel, as well as learn from the classics, physics, and mathematics. Effeminate boys would have manliness bullied into them. Teachers would be allowed to discipline children (pain is okay, harm is not). Most teachers would be men. Ethics would be compulsory. Men would be encouraged to sew their wild oats among the world and then marry our women when they get older.

Women would be taught how to cook, sew, massage, how to be agreeable (i.e. not nag), how to support and man instead of bring him down, how to appreciate things, how to stay out of the way, how to be happy with little, poetry, music, and to shame women who get fat or overly bitchy. Most teachers would still be men. Ethics would be compulsory. Women would be encouraged to marry young.

Universities would be divided into trade schools, research schools (for searching for cures to HIV or cancer), or governance schools. Governance schools would be simply to the Confucius Institutions in old China. Governance schools would include people who wish to work in government functions or as legal people such as lawyers. Ethics class would be compulsory. Lawyers would be taught not to just win, but more importantly to fight for what was right.

Police:

The police would be organized around the principle of keeping the peace. That is to say, their job is not to arrest somebody unless that person killed someone. The police would be re-named as peace officers. People in the U.S. would be encouraged to settle small squabbles with themselves and not to bring unnecessary brouhahas to the peace officers.

Another branch of the peace officers would be developed. The detective branch. Their job would be to find culprits of murders and such and keep a watchful eye on the populace to prevent my assassination.

Anyone who attempts to assassinate me will be summarily executed along with their family.

Judicial:

Everyone would have a right to trial by jury. College educated people would be favored as jurors and the juries would be informed of jury nullification.

Judges who are complicity in legal fraud damaging people's lives? Automatic Death penalty. Same for lawyers.

People employed in government functions engaging in corruption? Automatic Death penalty. If the person(s) engaged in such have a lapse in conscience, confess to their crimes and assist in stamping out the corruption, they may appeal the death sentence.

Women who false accuse men of rape? Deported to India for death by gang bang.

I have more, but I have think for a bit.

Wald

 

[Duke Castile]

For the record, I endorse no foreign engagements.

 

[Walderschmidt]

For the record, I endorse no foreign engagements.

I was not indicting you so much as adding something you did not say.

 

[Basil Ransom]

Make Girls Less Trashy, Mannish, Fat And Entitled:

• Institute a $0.01 per gram of sugar tax on all packaged/processed goods. Ease up some other tax, like payroll taxes.
  
  Promote surcharges for obesity on health insurance/medicare policies.
  
  Eliminate sexual anti-discrimination laws. Protect employers' rights to fire fat people. (Would also kill off a lot of those 'pink-collar' HR jobs.)
  
  Eliminate laws forbidding 'hostile work environments.'
  
  Get rid of Title IX (mandates equal funding for women's sports in college) or better, cut all collegiate athletic funding.
  
  Make long term, no-action-required birth control free, and promote its use among anyone who isn't married.
  
  Women need consent at conception to get future child support payments from the father. No written consent, no child support.
  
  Fathers get custody by default.
  
  Stop subsidizing graduate education (they're already too many)
  
  Limit male immigration to proven entrepreneurs, researchers and very rich retirees.
  
  Legalize prostitution.
  
  Reform university subsidies to go only towards math and science.

Reduce What I Pay In Taxes, By Cutting Spending

• End all foreign aid.
  
  Close most foreign military bases.
  
  Shut down the dept. of Education.
  
  Cut loopholes in the tax code like mortgage and charity deductions, lower rates. Aka revenue neutral tax reform.
  
  Medicare, Social Security reform.
  
  Remove women from the military.
  
  Downsize the military while raising standards (fitness, ASVAB). Stop promoting brown-nosers and start rewarding leaders and heroes.

Cultural Improvement

• Allow tax credits at the state level for private education; remove all barriers to home-schooling.
  
  Voting rights for married fathers of minors only (maybe) who are net taxpayers.
  
  Break up cable TV monopolies and their bundling policies --> Hollywood loses tons of $$$ and influence.
  
  Make advertising expenses non-tax deductible - Would drastically reduce corporate advertising, which is almost always wasteful or damaging.

Fantasy: Grant visas to single non-Anglo European women of sound body and mind, 18-30.

 

[NYC_HipsterDouchebag]

Lets go really extreme on this one, what if you were the dictator and inflated money until it was worthless, opened up the borders completely, bombed every power plant and oil refinery, just sat back and watched America burn to the ground instead of this slow tedious decline. If you pressed the reset button on society it would revert back to tribalism and the way of the gang where man belongs.

 

[TheRookie]

Abolish IRS
Abolish Federal Reserve
Abolish 90% of Federal spending and cut federal taxes a corresponding percent
Bring troops home, focus on national defense not global empire
Shut down half the Federal government make work jobs (immediately eliminate bullshit jobs for manboob and feminist lawyers, bureaucrats, NGO workers)
Eliminate federal regulations on the workplace (90% of HR/compliance cows out of jobs, corporations and businesses can return to adding value to products rather than political correctness)
Eliminate federal subsidies
Repeal VAWA
Return to patriarchal system of ownership, where in a marriage the man owns the assets and the children
Eliminate future welfare benefits while grandfathering in those already receiving them
Eliminate inheritance taxes and property taxes

These laws would basically slash the legal and tax burden on men and return to a system of independent and self-sufficient men. They would actually be able to keep what they earned, own property without paying taxes to the government in perpetuity, and pass their accumulated assets and land on to their sons. Economic growth would return to the levels of the late 19th century or the 1950s and because a rising boat lifts all tides, there would be much less group animosity and plenty of opportunity for betas.

Men would be forced to be men and women would be forced to please these men. Men would have to go out in the world and make something of themselves. Without the wholesale redistribution of wealth to women, the average woman would have to find a man capable of supporting him and give him what he needs and desires. Men would be more motivated to work and build things if they kept what they earned, and women would be more attracted to these virile men.

 

[bojangles]

I'd give myself citizenship first of course, then invade the UK, then I'd build a huge complex to house my harem. Then I'd introduce reforms like Augustus did so basically I'd be holding nearly every single government post. Then I'd fuck around a bit in my harem before deciding what to do. Probably make a poll on RVF and steal some of your ideas off this thread

 

[el mechanico]

I would first put warships in our ports and shut the Chinese imports down then invade/conquer Mexico and Canada. After that I would go back into Iraq and make it a state and throw all the locals out to Iran or wherever and take Kuwait as well.

Haha it's happening!

 

[Slam]

How can we make Fisto's dictatorship real guys? I'd be in favor.

Fin du monde.

 

[IvanDrago]

I would first put warships in our ports and shut the Chinese imports down then invade/conquer Mexico and Canada. After that I would go back into Iraq and make it a state and throw all the locals out to Iran or wherever and take Kuwait as well.

Haha it's happening!

And then after the currency has been so inflated to pay for it that you are draining your life savings for a few scraps of rotten bread and a couple logs to burn to keep warm, can I come kick you in the ding dong?

 

[puckerman]

I would start by deregulating health care. Get rid of drug laws and the FDA. Get rid of all licensing as well, including doctors. That would reduce health-care costs by about 90% (which is bankrupting the country).

I would implement loser-pays legislation for all lawsuits. I would also ban lawyers from holding executive or legislative offices. They could still serve in the judicial branch of government.

I would implement a separation of school and state. I would support the rights of parents to raise their children, including homeschooling or unschooling them.

I would end all foreign entanglements and bring all the troops home. I would get rid of all foreign aid. I would get the USA out of the UN.

 

[Conscious Pirate]

I like the idea of a draft for boys for a mandatory minimum 5 years RVF membership & vetted datasheets, minimum 1 per subforum. Service entry to be considered from age 13 & must be completed by age 23.