If you were dictator of America, what laws would you change?

[SirTimothy]

Sugar/HFCS/Aspartame tax, which will fund a nationwide deportation force.

All employers who hire illegals will go to Gitmo. All mayors of sanctuary cities will go to Gitmo. Their assets will be seized, and sold to the public.

When Gitmo fills up, I'll build another in the Alaskan arctic.

When an illegal alien commits a crime, not only will he receive a punishment, a random leftist celebrity or activist will also receive the same punishment.

All foreign aid is ended, the U.S. leaves NATO, and takes back the U.N. headquarters.

Gay pride parades outlawed, gay-friendly propaganda is age-restricted, sex change operations outlawed. People who break those three laws will be registered as sex offenders.

Prostitution legalized, but regulated. Same with marijuana.

School curriculum will be mandated to teach about the mass murders that happened under communism.

Alimony abolished, and divorce/custody laws massively revised.

 

[Papaya]

I'd abolish the Dept of Homeland Security and establish the Department Of Homeland Efficiency whose sole mandate is to eliminate all government waste, graft , inefficiencies, pork, redundancies, etc.

 

[infowarrior1]

Aside from all the good things Trump is currently doing.

I will transition back to the Gold Standard or an equivalent hard currency as well as turning the Fed into government mint which cannot issue money as debt, mandate full reserve banking and ban usury to fellow Americans. No bank shall charge interest to any American but foreigners.

The parasite class of financiers should to made to shrink to a minimum. Honest practical work must be promoted.

I will mandate that all buildings from now on both in its exterior and interior be subject to aesthetic standards with the best of classical architecture as its gold standard.

I will put into place incentives that will roll back and abolish all modernist buildings overtime and replace them with the best of the classical style as far as can be afforded. It shall be made to remain for all time.

I will do what I can to bring about the best of high culture that will filter down throughout all sectors of society and lifting the civic body.

And I forgot to add that no foreigner may charge any interest bearing loans also to anyone in my own country or to my country as a whole.

 

[britchard]

1. Abolish the fox hunting ban and the smoking ban.

2. Impose a 100% levy (excluding VAT) on alcohol sold in supermarkets, and ban pubs from serving anything other than finger good.

3. Make all secondary schools (ages 11-16) single-sex and bring back traditional subjects such as cooking, woodwork, metal work.

4. Smartphones will be banned.

 

[Leonard D Neubache]

Rights would progressively be lost as your BMI climbed over 25.

At BMI 35 you would no longer be able to legally refuse a request to be ridden like a horse for the amusement or transit requirements of a fit person.

 

[el mechanico]

I would first put warships in our ports and shut the Chinese imports down then invade/conquer Mexico and Canada. After that I would go back into Iraq and make it a state and throw all the locals out to Iran or wherever and take Kuwait as well.

Haha it's happening!

Haha Canada showing its colors now ehh?

 

[scotian]

Please invade and overthrow our faggot Prime Minister!

 

[whatday]

My first dictate as "Generalissimo Spaniard" would be to ban all laws.

Then we can start with a clean slate.

I kid, I kid. Kind of.

 

[Dragan]

1. Create a ministry of aesthetics to make the whole country look better.
2. Implement cell phone-free zones. Confine habitual cell phone users to small rooms or something like that.
3. Get rid of any leftist holidays (possibly MLK Day for example)
4. Bring smoking back in all buildings, owners would have the option to opt out though if they wish.
5. Confine Sports/ Reality TV to late night hours to discourage worthless TV watching
6. Break up Silicon Valley monopolies.
7. Return control of the schools to the States
8. Force California out of the US if they don't like things
9. Legalize drugs, but restrict their use to certain areas or autonomous zones.
10. Severe overhaul of immigration policy to make it more merit based.
11. Restrict access to some types of abortion, and stop government funding of it.

 

[ShotgunUppercuts]

Id allow folks that go to court to settle their differences in a session of fisticuffs at the city hall with no legal repercussions.

 

[The Father]

If a woman tells you where a pet shop is, you are required to get her a pet hamster as a gift in exchange for all the future sexual encounters she will provide

Oh that's all most women need...another hamster! At least it won't be lonely, what with the other 20 hamsters in her head to keep it company.

 

[Leonard D Neubache]

Here's one I've been rolling around in my head for a while. It's kind of devious.

No smartphones for women until they're married and have at least one kid.

 

[Bolly]

Outlaw Islam, Judaism and Catholicism and make the KJV the only legal Bible to own or sell.

Make all men upon turning 18 have a choice between either serving in the military for three years or work in agriculture for three years. Both will produce the men the country wants and the men the women need. Make the Skylar from Beverly Hills get down in the muck with Lemarcus from Mobile, Alabama and put them to work in miserable conditions you can bring a country together.

edit* I'd also bring back public hangings and expedite death sentences.


A man can dream.

 

[Leonard D Neubache]

I'd only expedite death sentences after an overhaul of the judicial system that didn't reward prosecutors for stitching up innocent men in order to bolster their win/loss ratio.

I would eliminate the current system entirely in fact.

Trials would be run by a single judge up to a panel of 3 or 5 or 7 depending on the severity of the crime. Defendant gets an adviser (lawyer equivalent). The judges represent the state and subpoena evidence and testimony. Lower the bar to become a judge but make it a position applied for rather than granted by the state. This covers the "jury of your peers" bit.

Men would not be tossed in jail on the whim of a single feminist judge or a pack of witless oafs on the jury panel. The body of judges could petition that body to sanction certain judges seen to be routinely ruling outside the bounds of the law and have them fired. It would be like a legal immune system against activism.

It would also make bribery and other corruption much harder to effect.

 

[Kish]

Sausagefest ratios at bars becomes ILLEGAL.

 

[placer]

16 years ago, my old buddy and I decided the following: Any woman with a BMI over 25 would get a fix-it ticket. As long as they could show 20 or more minutes of treadmill use per day, they would not have to pay a fine. They would also have to demonstrate a reasonable diet (usually, by showing their weight going down).

I would add to that list: There's a very simple solution to the college sexual abuse problem. We will not allow pre-marital sex in college. Accusations of sexual abuse would be trivial to resolve: If a college student has sex and is not married to their partner, instant expulsion. If two college students have sex with each other outside of marriage, we don't ask who raped who. We expel both of them, unless one of them can demonstrate the sex was non-consensual by having the partner found guilty in a court of law (you know, a real court with police, judges, lawyers, cross-examinations, etc.) of rape.

I would eliminate no-fault and get-rich-free divorces. Sex and marriage should be a lifetime commitment. That in mind, divorce will only be allowed for adultery (and only by the partner who isn't sleeping around), abuse (physical abuse, where we only allow divorce if the husband is found guilty of spousal abuse in a court of law), and addiction (conviction for possession of marijuana or any illegal substance, public drunkenness, DUI would all be reasons for the other partner to divorce).

I will bring up only one economic idea: increase the taxes on the 1% and spend the money on a national work program. I like the idea, earlier in this thread, of building a national high-speed railway system.

I also like the idea that a woman is not allowed a smart phone until she 1) Marries 2) Has one or more kids

 

[Teedub]

I will bring up only one economic idea: increase the taxes on the 1% and spend the money on a national work program. I like the idea, earlier in this thread, of building a national high-speed railway system.

That's one thing that's so different about America compared to Europe, the railway system. It's always been an interest of mine, how underdeveloped it is. That, and how behind America is in regards to banking... specifically chip and pin / contactless payment cards, the acceptance of cheques in stores etc. Some of my American friends mention it on facebook etc when they come to Europe.

 

[ThrustMaster]

I’d start by:

1. Repealing the 16th
2. Reinstating the posse commutative act
3. Abolish the fed and fractional reserve banking
4. Deal with immigration and use lifeboat strategies. Get our own employed before bringing in more thirsty foreigners to further deprecate our wages and destroy whole industries.

 

[Transsimian]

If I was God Emperor of Australia, my first decrees would include:

• Voting rights will be tied to a voluntary period of military¹/ or a longer period of unpleasant non-military service. This would make it that only those who value the country can direct it, serving together would build trust and 'philia'(brotherly unity) between the different cultural and ethnic groups of Australia. It'd give people a way out of the unemployment trap. It'd reduce the power of the female vote whilst not discriminating on gender. Refresher training a weekend a season with a 'readiness' test temporarily disenfrancising the obese until they slim down.
  
• Single sex education. Too many otherwise talented boys are discouraged by the co-educational dynamic. Teaching could be a non-military service option for male graduates.
  
• We should adopt the Japanese immigration system. Strict, but it allows a path to citizenship and does not deport the children of permanent residents when they turn 21 like in Taiwan. Maybe only allow veterans to get spousal visas.
  
• We should fully adopt the American "right to free speech", Australia isn't too bad right now, but recent events in the similar culture of Britain show case law protections don't go nearly far enough
  
• The right to purchase property or companies for foreigners and non-natural citizens should only be reciprocal on the rights they give Australians in their home countries.
  
• I generally despise racism, but if there was a way to ban Jewish people from the admissions departments of universities, it could lead to a fairer and more effective system.
• End social media censorship of political ideas and 'hate speech', it gives big walled-gardens too much power.

1) As to what a relatively safe country like Australia could do with its military, Peacekeeping might work, it'd be cost-neutral and dispel any illusions young Australians would have about shit-holian culture.

 

[Days of Broken Arrows]

I'm surprised no one mentioned the first thing that popped into my mind: Making it illegal for women to get tattoos.

Maybe if I was feeling very liberal, I'd let women have small tattoos in hidden areas. But I think on the whole, tattoos have desecrated the female body, which is probably why our overlords at MTV push them. They'll do anything to wreck classic femininity.

I also don't get the "Women need tattoos to be sexy" line that I hear from various women and "bad boy" types. Anyone who pushes this 1). Subconsciously hates the natural female form and 2). Has never seen a Playboy spread from the 1970s.

(Full NSFW gallery of the above 1974 Playmate, Kristine Hanson, here.)