If you won the lottery, how would you swoop lizards?

[Mack Four]

I'd buy or build the ultimate Nevada brothel.Fill it full of 8's,9's and dimes and collect my got damn money every month.I imagine I'd fuck a few here and there but at least this way them hoes are PAYING ME.Not to mention always having hot willing arm candy that could and would be used to move along certain business deals.I'd also buy a few strip clubs around the country.Start me a national chain of Titty bars.

I read about these brothel towers in Hong Kong. Floor after floor of a large apartment building filled with hookers behind every door.

It would be awesome to have a giant casino/hotel/brothel/smoke house. Every hedonistic desire could be fulfilled, either by the hour or under an all inclusive (hefty) package price. Shangri La or the Tower Of Babel. Something catchy like that.

Whadya think?

 

[Parlay44]

Get Powerball tickets for tonight's drawing fellas.

 

[Dusty]

Just bought my tickets

 

[...]

Spends $200 mil on powerball tickets, doesn't win the lottery.

Someone should make a meme out of it.

 

[thegmanifesto]

Come on Neil.

Just tell us what you would do with 200 mil.

Well, alright.

- I would finance my movie with a nice big budget and add fame to my game.

- I would buy a few condo's around the world. Moscow, Rio, Singapore, New York, all with nice cars and motorcycles in the garage and full wardrobes.

- I would buy my closest family all nice houses and cars, put some money in the bank for them. Pay of their debt but there probably won't be any or barely anything.

- I would travel the world in style. See all the sights I skipped on my previous trip. I would probably still take a local bus or train every now and then, just to get that real traveling feeling again.

- Get a few private teachers to teach me stuff and languages. Although having lots of $$$ kinda renders learning a language useless since you don't really need it then.

That's about it. Still would leave me with 150 mil. in the bank.

(joke)

 

[Spike]

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[Aliblahba]

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”
Brian Littrell & Les Brown

Or on the roof. Which is cool too...

Or a hostel.

Or paying a taxi-driver in the Dominican Rep. 50 dollars every day to introduce you to girls. What a player move.

That guy is probably still laughing out loud about it with his taxi buddies.

If you win the lottery are you gonna pay back the members you are mooching off of in LA?

 

[worldwidetraveler]

If you win the lottery are you gonna pay back the members you are mooching off of in LA?

Sounds like Neil gamed some forum members. Don't hate the Neil, hate the game.

 

[Menace]

How come no one has said the obvious fun thing to do? Rent a private jet, gather together some RVF boys and have a round-the-world first rate top of the line extravaganza. Like Entourage, but with guys who actually know how to get laid. Also hire a camera crew to follow you along and record it. Then get it professionally edited and send everyone a copy at the end. Would be epic. It's all about the memories.

 

[Aliblahba]

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”
Brian Littrell & Les Brown

Or on the roof. Which is cool too...

Or a hostel.

Or paying a taxi-driver in the Dominican Rep. 50 dollars every day to introduce you to girls. What a player move.

That guy is probably still laughing out loud about it with his taxi buddies.

When you go back to Amsterdam as a carpenters helper $10 hr, I'll swing by and pick you up in a taxi, and buy you a Guinness. I feel bad for poor people.

 

[Vicious]

I feel bad for poor people.

No you don't Ali, you hate Democrats.

And you wouldn't make it past the Security on Amsterdam Airport. They have style police sniffer dogs there that would find your alligator boots in an instance.

 

[Aliblahba]

I feel bad for poor people.

No you don't Ali, you hate Democrats.

And you wouldn't make it past the Security on Amsterdam Airport. They have style police sniffer dogs there that would find your alligator boots in an instance.

I had to pay 50 Euro's to take a taxi from the airport to the redlight district. The layover was short and I wanted an English breakfast. I bet that taxi driver is laughing too. He charged me that much because the locals don't have any money. I just wanted to help the poor people. Does that make me a bad person?

 

[el mechanico]

If you win the lottery are you gonna pay back the members you are mooching off of in LA?

Sounds like Neil gamed some forum members. Don't hate the Neil, hate the game.

I missed the thread where this happened or was it some :troll:

 

[Aliblahba]

Same place where Hollywood is doing a documentary on homeless Europeans in the U.S.

Neil's camera shy, but a member at least bought him a coke.

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Neil, pay back that member his $2 when they buy your script.

 

[Spike]

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”
Brian Littrell & Les Brown

Or on the roof. Which is cool too...

Or a hostel.

Or paying a taxi-driver in the Dominican Rep. 50 dollars every day to introduce you to girls. What a player move.

That guy is probably still laughing out loud about it with his taxi buddies.

If you win the lottery are you gonna pay back the members you are mooching off of in LA?

Oh, now you're accusing me of mooching? Well, you're wrong.

Anyway this is the only reaction you haters get from me. Get used to it.

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[Aliblahba]

Fame game:


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[el mechanico]

Ali-B/ Skywalker forum beef.. 2/10 will not revisit.

 

[stoney]

i actually enjoyed this little tiff....just under the radar enough so the thread doesnt get locked....

 

[Aliblahba]

i actually enjoyed this little tiff....just under the radar enough so the thread doesnt get locked....

No tiff. Just keeping Neil in check. We need to help him keep it real. Poor immigrants sometimes let our superior attitude rub off.

 

[Donnington93]

$100 million in some kind of annuity. Live off the interest. Buy a hangar, lots of cars and bikes. Wear Champion brand basketball shorts everyday. P4P. Not the most popular answer but fuck it, why not when I'm rolling in $200 million.