I'm sad. Please cheer me up.

Kona

Crow
Gold Member
If you have had a rough day, like I am having, how about you say so here and people will say nice things to you to make you feel better.

It's like the Prayer Request thread, but for people who aren't quite in that sect. It's just a spot to do something nice for your down-on-their-luck brothers.

Send me sone aloha. I am happy to be the first to be digitally cuddled, so fire away.

Aloha!
 

questor70

 
Banned
It would be easier to do prior to the change in forum rules if you know what I mean.

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Bolly

 
Banned
Other Christian
A wise man once told me Busch line of products cure a variety of ailments. Work day is done here and Ima crack 25oz can open for ya. Cheers Kona.
 

eradicator

Peacock
Agnostic
Gold Member
A woman walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hi, welcome. Anheuser Busche?”

She smiles and blushes slightly and says “fine, and how is your penis”?

Aloha!
 

DogLover

Sparrow
Kona - it would help if you told us why you were sad. But regardless, this old Taoist parable may put your situation in perspective:

It's about a poor farmer in ancient China who worked a small plot of land with his son. During this time horses were considered a sign of wealth, as they were valuable for their work on the farm. One day the man's only horse ran away. His neighbor said "That's terrible! How will you plow the fields?" The farmer simply shrugged and said "Who know's what's good or bad". The next day, the horse returned - with five wild horses! The neighbor said "How lucky you are!", but the man simply said “Who knows what’s good or bad?" Soon after, the farmer's son was trying to train the wild horse, when he was thrown, breaking his leg. The neighbor said "That's terrible - you're only son, and with the harvest season coming soon...how will you survive??" But the man simply shrugged and said "Who knows what is good or bad?” The next day the Army rode through town, conscripting all young men to fight in a war. But they did not take the farmer's son because of the broken leg.

The next day the neighbor's farm house burnt down. He was about to scream and curse but, remembering the farmer next door, he simply said "Who knows that's good or bad?"
 

doc holliday

Pelican
Buddhist / Eastern
Gold Member
I could tell you about my last month where I've lost a 100K side gig, two cars, one of which my son totaled, had to pay the city of Chicago a $1000.00 fine because they say I don't have a proper permit for my outdoor sign, had a water leakage damage from the ceiling of my apartment from the upstairs people's air conditioning and a nasty ear infection which took 3 weeks to go away. Oh and now I have to move to a smaller apartment since I lost my side gig and have kids in college along with my ongoing child support and alimony payments. And I have no car so now I have to take the train to work and borrow my ex-wife's car when I need a car. I could tell you all that but instead...



Here man, watch some fights from your boy Bob Probert.



Then watch your St Louis Blues win the Stanley Cup just 3 months ago.
 

Kona

Crow
Gold Member
DogLover said:
Kona - it would help if you told us why you were sad.

Mahalo to all of you for the kind words.

Let's just say the normal sources of my problems, the white man and the Jews, can't be blamed here. These are all me.

I got woman and work problems. I'm disappointed in my self. My egotiscitalness and stubbornness got in the way and people that trust and depend on me were let down. There are people that call me "captain" and I have not lived up to the title these last few days. I don't know if either fronts are repairable, but I'm going to try.

But these nice compliments and fables are helpful. Also, when I say I have woman problems, please don't ask if that means I'm on my period, I already heard that one.

Aloha!
 

BlastbeatCasanova

Kingfisher
Whenever I’m sad I try to be remind myself and be thankful that I’m not paralyzed, ugly, or have some other negative health issue. Try to look on the bright side, old chap. Things’ll turn up.
 

Leonard D Neubache

Owl
Gold Member
Kona said:
DogLover said:
Kona - it would help if you told us why you were sad.

Mahalo to all of you for the kind words.

Let's just say the normal sources of my problems, the white man and the Jews, can't be blamed here.

...
Aloha!

Never quit on trying to blame Jews or the Haole. Just when personal responsibility seems inevitable you're bound to have a moment of inspiration and make the connection.

Alternately don't let your damn-fool pride get the best of you. Wait until the fires have died down and then apologize to the people you've let down, even if you don't think they'll forgive you. Just putting this on your to-do list will make you feel better, but make sure to follow through when the time is right.

These people looked to you for a reason and they will again if you bounce back and live up to your reputation.

Aloha!
 
What many maybe didn't know is that ALOHA (Aloha) is so much more than just a simple useless Hawaii phrase used after a forum post.

Actually, it has a much longer history to it than people think and it was the first so called random access method that was developed in University of Hawaii in the early 1970's. It was designed for radio LAN but it can be used on any shared medium.

When several stations shares the same medium it is obvious that there are potential collisions on this type of arrangement. It was one of the flaws with ALOHA but neither the less it was the type of protocol of that sort that everything else is based on. It was the big pioneer of this type of communication protocols!

So when a station sends data on the line, another station may attempt to send their data too at the same time and then the data from the two stations collide and become garbled.

Here's a small lecture on ALOHA that will cheer you up.



As you can see, to assess Pure ALOHA, there is a need to predict its throughput and rate of (successful) transmission of frames.

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The probability during any particular period would then be t=(2n+1)T to t=(2n+2)T

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wheras the probability that both the independent events will occur simultaneously is

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But if you would consider N nodes attempt to send data at time T, you would have to make the simple calculation of the probablity of a successful transmission on the nod:

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So below you see an example of different troughputs, where S reaches peak value of 1/e = 0.368 at load G = 1 which proves that all frames do follow Tanenbaum. Very important.

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