"Correlation is not equal to causation" is Science's equivalent of "CAUTION: The beverage you are about to enjoy is EXTREMELY HOT."
There are many ways to interpret this warning, which appears on every McDonald's coffee cup, as well as Starbucks, and probably some others.
Women and children often opt for the unsophisticated "Mommy Loves Us" interpretation. McDonald's is mommy. All of her customers are idiot three year old children. If mommy doesn't tell her children that the coffee is hot, an unfortunately large number of her children will burn themselves. (People who choose this interpretation will often get mad, complaining how arrogant McDonald's is to assume that customers can't notice how hot coffee is.)
Cynical capitalists are smart enough to recognize that lawsuits are relevant to the warnings, but they take their knowledge way too far. They insist that tomorrow at 10:42am Eastern Standard Time, a hoarde of no less than 200,000 individuals will simultaneously order McDonald's coffee, and splash it all in their faces, and then scream bloody murder. They will then sue McDonald's all at once for so much money that YOUR TAX DOLLARS will be confiscated by the government to bail out McDonald's. Except, gentlemen a heroic genius predicted this very thing would happen, and printed the warning on the cups! And so, this plot was foiled so confidently by those little words of warning that the nefarious plot shall never happen.
The correct interpretation is that each cup of coffee has a very small chance of severely burning people, and that lawyers sue companies for negligence. Since those warnings are so cheap to print, compared to losing a fluke lawsuit, those warnings area printed everywhere.
"Correlation doesn’t equal causation" is attached via implication to every scientific paper ever published, as protection against a very unlikely, but not impossible, lawsuit.
Just as there is no danger of 200,000 people deliberately pouring hot coffee on themselves to extort McDonald's, there is no danger of hoarde of people deliberately (or even accidentally) misinterpreting the conclusions of a scientific paper to extort scientists. Nor are racists inclined to read scientific studies about IQ differences between the races and be empowered and encouraged to murder brownskins. (As should be obvious, irrational desire to commit abuse along racial lines is associated with low IQ individuals, and is negatively correlated among people who read scientific literature.)
So, for fuck's sake, DO NOT remind anyone that "correlation doesn't equal causation". We already know that it doesn't, and there's no hoarde of idiots who need to be reminded of this.
There are many ways to interpret this warning, which appears on every McDonald's coffee cup, as well as Starbucks, and probably some others.
Women and children often opt for the unsophisticated "Mommy Loves Us" interpretation. McDonald's is mommy. All of her customers are idiot three year old children. If mommy doesn't tell her children that the coffee is hot, an unfortunately large number of her children will burn themselves. (People who choose this interpretation will often get mad, complaining how arrogant McDonald's is to assume that customers can't notice how hot coffee is.)
Cynical capitalists are smart enough to recognize that lawsuits are relevant to the warnings, but they take their knowledge way too far. They insist that tomorrow at 10:42am Eastern Standard Time, a hoarde of no less than 200,000 individuals will simultaneously order McDonald's coffee, and splash it all in their faces, and then scream bloody murder. They will then sue McDonald's all at once for so much money that YOUR TAX DOLLARS will be confiscated by the government to bail out McDonald's. Except, gentlemen a heroic genius predicted this very thing would happen, and printed the warning on the cups! And so, this plot was foiled so confidently by those little words of warning that the nefarious plot shall never happen.
The correct interpretation is that each cup of coffee has a very small chance of severely burning people, and that lawyers sue companies for negligence. Since those warnings are so cheap to print, compared to losing a fluke lawsuit, those warnings area printed everywhere.
"Correlation doesn’t equal causation" is attached via implication to every scientific paper ever published, as protection against a very unlikely, but not impossible, lawsuit.
Just as there is no danger of 200,000 people deliberately pouring hot coffee on themselves to extort McDonald's, there is no danger of hoarde of people deliberately (or even accidentally) misinterpreting the conclusions of a scientific paper to extort scientists. Nor are racists inclined to read scientific studies about IQ differences between the races and be empowered and encouraged to murder brownskins. (As should be obvious, irrational desire to commit abuse along racial lines is associated with low IQ individuals, and is negatively correlated among people who read scientific literature.)
So, for fuck's sake, DO NOT remind anyone that "correlation doesn't equal causation". We already know that it doesn't, and there's no hoarde of idiots who need to be reminded of this.