Kim Kardashian's Booty Breaks Internet Record [NSFW]

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Valhalla

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TravelerKai said:
I would not bang, but damn her body is ridiculous, especially for her age. I can see why so many has run through her and so many more are sprung off it.

If I ever bump into Reggie Bush, I gotta give him some dap for being strong enough to push it away.

Reggie's wife.

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Reggie got a hotter younger Kim K while Kanye wifed up his sloppy seconds.

Obviously would still bang Kim K and this lookalike of her's.
 

UroboricForms

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Valhalla said:
TravelerKai said:
I would not bang, but damn her body is ridiculous, especially for her age. I can see why so many has run through her and so many more are sprung off it.

If I ever bump into Reggie Bush, I gotta give him some dap for being strong enough to push it away.

Reggie's wife.

article-2739301-20F45CBF00000578-298_634x622.jpg


Reggie got a hotter younger Kim K while Kanye wifed up his sloppy seconds.

Obviously would still bang Kim K and this lookalike of her's.
DAMN
 

rottenapple

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UroboricForms said:
Valhalla said:
TravelerKai said:
I would not bang, but damn her body is ridiculous, especially for her age. I can see why so many has run through her and so many more are sprung off it.

If I ever bump into Reggie Bush, I gotta give him some dap for being strong enough to push it away.

Reggie's wife.

article-2739301-20F45CBF00000578-298_634x622.jpg


Reggie got a hotter younger Kim K while Kanye wifed up his sloppy seconds.

Obviously would still bang Kim K and this lookalike of her's.
DAMN

I dont get it. Are you saying thats not Kim K.? What is this the twilight zone?
 

The Reactionary Tree

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I think if Kim Kardashian werent a psychotic attention-whoring slut and instead had some class that she would easily be the sexiest woman alive. Given that she is an attention-whoring slut, I still WB.
 

Kizman

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5 yrs ago I would've been all over that, no hesitation. But who knows how many dicks been in that ass now?

Skip to 2:17 to hear some redpill truth

 

AnonymousBosch

 
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Veloce said:
But based on those pics, and those pics alone, she gets a VIGOROUS WB from me. If you didn't know who she was, she was just some random internet slut that someone posted in the "Would You Bang" thread, and you claimed WNB, you'd be laughed out of the thread. You'd be laughed at for even posting her pic.

She looks like a busted Soccer Mom getting Glamour Photography done for her husband down the local strip mall, with some kind of massive cancerous tumour where her arse should be.

WNB. The default setting for girl's arses in Australia is cowlike and enormous.

WB this, vigorously.

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Merenguero

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LeBeau said:
Team Would Bang Kim.

This got me thinking. I'm on team would bang Kim and team appetizers, although I think she's the type for whom buying appetizers wouldn't have a real positive effect. Maybe we need to decide the appetizer thing on a case by case basism
 

Enigma

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Are we condoning male attention whoring now? Marrying Kim was a massive L if it was done for anything other than publicity, but Ray J made an entire song and music video about a woman he had sex with 10 years ago :tard:

Ray J's entire claim to fame is his sister Brandy and leaking a sex tape. Dude is a lame, as are Star and Jamar. Vlad TV is nothing but male gossip revolved around attention whoring and starting fake beefs between artists.

Also, like I mentioned, Kim is a whore, but how is a woman having sex with one particular man qualify her as his "sloppy seconds" a decade later? How many men do you know who married virgins?
 

aphelion

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The butt picture is one of a frankenstein's assembly, a human caricature of flesh and limbs suitable for the surreal arts section of Madame Tussaud's wax museum. It is the slightly disturbing art of an insane Japanese modern artist, with attention to detail so careful and minute that one can almost sense the life underneath but for the sheer monstrosity of the whole.

The skin glistens with a slick latex sheen, eternally moistened by a layer of translucent vinyl. A fine layer of dust will at length betray this inhuman statue's artificial nature, long forgotten in the corner behind a mannequin of John Belushi dressed as Jake E. Blues; ever left in still unlife, draped with a worn and dirty curtain for modesty's sake.
 
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