Kim Kardashian's Booty Breaks Internet Record [NSFW]

[Mekorig]

The jokes are already all over the internet.

 

[NovaVirtu]

The butt picture is one of a frankenstein's assembly, a human caricature of flesh and limbs suitable for the surreal arts section of Madame Tussaud's wax museum. It is the slightly disturbing art of an insane Japanese modern artist, with attention to detail so careful and minute that one can almost sense the life underneath but for the sheer monstrosity of the whole.

The skin glistens with a slick latex sheen, eternally moistened by a layer of translucent vinyl. A fine layer of dust will at length betray this inhuman statue's artificial nature, long forgotten in the corner behind a mannequin of John Belushi dressed as Jake E. Blues; ever left in still unlife, draped with a worn and dirty curtain for modesty's sake.

Please start a blog. You writing is hilarious and incredibly skilled, and I say this as someone firmly in the "WB" camp.

+1 rep point for you.

Edit: I see you do have a wordpress one. I'll check it out.

 

[Batista49]

Fresh Coffee!

 

[speakeasy]

I'm laughing at you guys claiming you WNB because she's skanky and had too many dicks in her. In all likelihood she's had fewer dicks in her than the bar and nightclub sluts you guys are currently banging.

 

[TravelerKai]

I'm laughing at you guys claiming you WNB because she's skanky and had too many dicks in her. In all likelihood she's had fewer dicks in her than the bar and nightclub sluts you guys are currently banging.

I get what you are saying but, she got around bro. Alot. If God could come verify, I would take you up on that bet and I never gamble.

I cannot speak for everyone else, but before I went to Asia I did not care about cock count on women. For the most part it all felt about the same. After Asia, I started caring about cock count ALOT! It really does matter. I keep saying it, but women with fat asses are just using their weight as a means of applying more pressure on your dick, because their walls certainly cannot exert that same level of force/stimulation. You also have to smash on them faster to sustain that pressure. No matter how you look at it, it's just a cheap workaround, for what it should feel like.

That said, if she can produce the effects of a fat woman sexually, without looking like a landwhale, more power to her. That is indeed a rare combo. But it still is, what it is. Also as much as Kanye loves to brag about his dick size, maybe that suits him just fine. Wouldn't suit me though.

 

[rudebwoy]

Speakeasy - I am laughing too, I am sure ALL the dudes on this forum are banging better looking girls than her with less cock counts.

The pics look good, I am just wondering how much is photo-shopped and how much work she has had done.

This does not however mean I am a fan of her and her annoying family.

 

[TravelerKai]

Is everything that shines gold? Just because you could, does that really mean that you should or must? If we at RVF constantly drill self improvement, quality, and integrity all the time, why would anyone here attempt to shame someone else's refusal to fuck a certain person, just because they are hot? There is no such thing and a 100% universal appeal on a woman. Men only have a few itches that need scratching. A full stomach and empty balls. You can tell some of the cats in here are a little itchy because they seem to give off a thirstyness vibe over this one broads appeal and why some of us are not willing to validate that.

 

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Nissan is already calling her out.

Edit: just saw the champagne glass on the tail.

 

[Praetor Lupus]

The pics look good, I am just wondering how much is photo-shopped and how much work she has had done.

Speaking of which...

Kim Kardashian Paper cover editor: Of course it was Photoshopped

"Of course it was Photoshopped," Hastreiter told DigiDay of the cover, which has sparked a wave of internet parodies and memes.

"Do you really think that you can open a bottle of champagne and get it to spray in a thin line over someone's head and land perfectly in a glass sitting on that same person's bottom?"

Thanks for clearing that up, Hastreiter, but it wasn't the champagne I found suspicious.

But in all honesty, despite the fact that I find her and her siblings some of the most irritating people of all, despite not previously finding her attractive and despite the fame-whoring...WB.

 

[L M McCoy]

She has the face of an average middle eastern girl

Guys want this? Go to Lebanon or Israel

I WNB not because she isn't cute but because I would never give her the validation of being able to get a dime piece such as myself so easily. She wants to get fucked by this then she better cough up some dough

 

[aphelion]

The butt picture is one of a frankenstein's assembly, a human caricature of flesh and limbs suitable for the surreal arts section of Madame Tussaud's wax museum. It is the slightly disturbing art of an insane Japanese modern artist, with attention to detail so careful and minute that one can almost sense the life underneath but for the sheer monstrosity of the whole.

The skin glistens with a slick latex sheen, eternally moistened by a layer of translucent vinyl. A fine layer of dust will at length betray this inhuman statue's artificial nature, long forgotten in the corner behind a mannequin of John Belushi dressed as Jake E. Blues; ever left in still unlife, draped with a worn and dirty curtain for modesty's sake.

Please start a blog. You writing is hilarious and incredibly skilled, and I say this as someone firmly in the "WB" camp.

+1 rep point for you.

Edit: I see you do have a wordpress one. I'll check it out.

Thanks! I abandoned the blog since I realized I didn't have anything particularly useful to contribute to the manosphere. With Rollo Tomassi knocking it out of the park twice a week on some high-level deep thought stuff, there wasn't a real need for my observations. And who was I to talk.

So, if I get the blog rolling again, it'd probably be under a different name and with a different outlook. And maybe I will, but lately I've been getting paid to write and that's kind of hard to get over.

 

[supadoopa_paratroopa]

Hate to break it to you - but there are girls in your town/city, right now, that are younger, hotter and tighter than this photoshopped internet clown. There are plenty of men that do not like the rap-video freak sized ass look. Its terrible and needs to go away.

 

[Veloce]

Nissan is already calling her out.

Edit: just saw the champagne glass on the tail.

For the fellow WB guys:

Drive a GTR for a week or bang KK for a night?

I'd go with GTR

 

[heavy]

Way to change the discussion. GTR of course.

Wait...Do I get to record it on video?

 

[Sonsowey]

I am really glad that so many guys do not like this look. Less competition.

 

[Veloce]

Hmmm...if I got to record me banging Kim and I got the green light to broadcast it, that raises the ante a little.

That would pique a lot of girls interest if they knew I banged her.

 

[Pride male]

She can sit on my face.

 

[Teedub]

Haha, I WB - but like has been mentioned in other threads...this huge-ass obsession is pretty much limited to North America, or the USA in particular.

Of course, I'd bang, but let me throw some markers down here:

1) Middle Eastern/White women don't look like that naturally- she's blatantly had that ass-injection thing. African womens asses don't even jut out half as much.

2) It looks truly weird to my eyes. Give me that Alizee gif kind of arse any day of the week. Any day. 90% of people I know find KK's arse in that picture to be strange, and that includes black men by the way!

3) Each to their own, but don't shame people for saying it looks weird.

 

[Sourcecode]

I would tag team her with Speakeasy and Lebeau. While a Kanye album was playing in the background and Ray Jay did the camera work.

 

[POASTER]

1) She's one of those girls who looks alluring in pictures, but in real life would just be a 5'1'' pear shaped Middle-Eastern looking girl walking around, you'd hardly notice. I've written before about how people have a real life standard and an internet picture standard.

2) Americans take everything to extremes. All guys like tits and ass...but in the 90s America went boob crazy and fake breasts were the craze. Now ass is the new thing and Americans are overly obsessed with that and get them too big. We need God back in society.

3) The euro guys on the board know what's up - tall leggy women over this any day.