Kim Kardashian's Booty Breaks Internet Record [NSFW]

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AneroidOcean

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The GTR is brutally fast but also completely unrefined. By the time you're that age you may not appreciate listening to the car sounding like it's breaking in half every time you move ten feet. Considering the price you pay you'd think they'd have tried to make the cabin sound a little less like a coffee can shaken around with heavy chain inside. It sounds worse than every pile of shit beater car I've ever been in and that is not a small sample size.

Yes I'd still drive one for a week over banging an overrated slut, but buy one to daily drive long term? Fuck that!
 

TravelerKai

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AneroidOcean said:
The GTR is brutally fast but also completely unrefined. By the time you're that age you may not appreciate listening to the car sounding like it's breaking in half every time you move ten feet. Considering the price you pay you'd think they'd have tried to make the cabin sound a little less like a coffee can shaken around with heavy chain inside. It sounds worse than every pile of shit beater car I've ever been in and that is not a small sample size.

Yes I'd still drive one for a week over banging an overrated slut, but buy one to daily drive long term? Fuck that!

That car doesn't sound like that to me! It also is not a Mercedes S-Class AMG either, so I know what you mean. In partial disclosure I have driven rally cars for years, so that may be why I do not care for door blowing silent cars.

Besides, I have no need for a poosymobile. An S Class would just be.... trouble.....you know what I mean.
 

weambulance

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AneroidOcean said:
The GTR is brutally fast but also completely unrefined. By the time you're that age you may not appreciate listening to the car sounding like it's breaking in half every time you move ten feet. Considering the price you pay you'd think they'd have tried to make the cabin sound a little less like a coffee can shaken around with heavy chain inside. It sounds worse than every pile of shit beater car I've ever been in and that is not a small sample size.

Yes I'd still drive one for a week over banging an overrated slut, but buy one to daily drive long term? Fuck that!

Well, sound deadening material would add a ton of weight and slow it right down. Kinda counterproductive in a performance vehicle, right?

I've only ever had one quiet car, my Subaru. It's nice to be able to talk normally at highway speeds and hear details in music. As for my other vehicles, well, I just wear earbuds.

Team WNBKK by the way. Don't need whatever gonoherpesyphilAIDS she might have incubating in that cooch.
 

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TravelerKai said:
Cattle Rustler said:
Veloce said:
Cattle Rustler said:
Nissan is already calling her out.

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Edit: just saw the champagne glass on the tail.

For the fellow WB guys:

Drive a GTR for a week or bang KK for a night?

I'd go with GTR

It'd go with banging KK for a night.

You can save up and rent/drive a GTR for a week anytime.

Rent? Are you nuts? Fawk that! I'm buying that hoe. That's my mid-life crisis car you are looking at. I already started saving up for it. I'm gonna buy a cheap ass truck near Fort Hood, put my current whip in the garage with a sheet on it, then drive that bitch till it falls apart. By then I should be 33-34ish, then I am going to write a check for a blue GTR and peel off into the sunset with my middle finger out the window.

Veloce did say drive a GTR for a week. The last thing I want to do is buy a GTR for one week.

To the GTR sucks peeps:

GTRs offer bang for the buck, they're made to be hooned. It's like a slut in a tight dress and heels, just asking to get approached. Judging the GTR for luxury or comfort is hamster. Anyone saying Corvette (cheap plastic American) or Porsche can try to argue from the rear view mirror.

For some strange reason I get more fun from driving shitty cars fast than a sports car. The feeling of knowing the little minivan might tear apart at 115 any moment is exciting.
 

samsamsam

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DJ-Matt said:
They focus on her ass because no one wants to see that post-wall face.

That's a tough choice. Her face or her ass? I'd rather see her fake tits. Silicon doesn't usually hit the wall. Should keep her tits nice and stretched.
 

Seamus

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As a man who loves gigantic asses and thinks Kim Kardashian, as vapid as she may be, is smoking hot, I don't get this at all.

That photo is disgusting. It almost looks like it's been photoshopped to make her look worse. They've completely skewed her proportions, she looks like a malformed dwarf.

Why the hell did she approve this?
 

WestIndianArchie

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JJ Roberts said:
Is there no beginning to this woman's talent?!

She turns the commonplace (a pretty face and a fat ass) into something that is rare.

And then turns something rare into a commodity.

If you don't see her talent, I don't know what to tell you.

All this with little more than a high school education.

How many other pretty girls that went to her uber rich high school aren't doing shit with their lives? Even though their own parents are just as rich and just as famous, and they do the same partying and socialite-stuff that she was doing in 2007?

She's bigger than the girl she used to be the personal assistant for. (Paris Hilton)

It's an amazing story that she's been able to work the machine for almost a decade, and then put her family on as a result.

All the more amazing when you realize that she doesn't have book smarts, but she does understand people.

WIA
 

bojangles

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hahaha someone trolled her hard on Instagram. She posted a picture of her kissing her daughter and said something along the lines of "I don't think she likes mummy kissing her millions of times"

One dude wrote "that's because she knows where your mouth has been"
 

jariel

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What's funny is that these celebrities, including the Kardashians, always deny having plastic surgery, and then you see them in pictures with famous plastic surgeons who they call friends.

Fuck outta here.

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