Ladies Forum Humor

Kitty Tantrum

Woodpecker
Woman
I bet I can answer all of these for him, with a high degree of accuracy:

1. "Baby, I KNOW you're fat." :laughter::laughter::laughter:

2. "YES." (but only if she actually is, I think he has good taste)

3. "Yes." :blush: (husband goggles)

4. "It's only been four hours, are you okay???"

5. "I didn't think I'd ever get married in the first place, don't you dare."
 

J.E.

Robin
#4 Did you miss me today?
An exchange student (gal) asked me months before she went back to her home country: "J.E., will you miss me?", "No", "I know you will miss me", and I replied "If you say so :^]"

Sometimes the exchange went like this: "Will you miss me?", "No", "You are an asshole".

One evening she asked me: "J.E., do I look Italian?" - she is Russian -, "No. How does my face look like?", she replied "Your face looks like from hell!" and I started laughing. What made it six million times funnier is that she has a thick Russian accent, the thickest I heard in my life. At one point I imitated her accent whenever we hung out in the group. There were situations in which I overdid it and she was on the verge of tears.

I really did miss her.
 
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Leeloo

Woodpecker
Woman
Come to think of it, my husband has a lot of “Mr. Leeloo-isms” that are quirky dark humor.

If I say I’m going to do xx thing and I ask if he will join me, he’ll say “Why? Are you falling apart?”

Or before I turned 36, he always said he was waiting to trade me in for two 18-year-olds.

Writing this down sounds weirder than it is. We have our own oddball sense of humor. Obviously neither of us are going anywhere. I’m 28 years his junior and we are 100% meant to be together. We’re just weirdos lol.
 

Vigilant

Kingfisher
Woman
Come to think of it, my husband has a lot of “Mr. Leeloo-isms” that are quirky dark humor.

If I say I’m going to do xx thing and I ask if he will join me, he’ll say “Why? Are you falling apart?”

Or before I turned 36, he always said he was waiting to trade me in for two 18-year-olds.

Writing this down sounds weirder than it is. We have our own oddball sense of humor. Obviously neither of us are going anywhere. I’m 28 years his junior and we are 100% meant to be together. We’re just weirdos lol.
Humor is sexy. It's keeps a relationship mischievous and mysterious. Can we clone him? I appreciate British wit. As much as I despise Churchill, I enjoy his humor.
 
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